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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 214452 times)

superBlast

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #240 on: January 27, 2013, 11:18:08 pm »

Um..... er....

Type in, "How rude, first off you plan on killing me, and second off you say it's hard to get that sort of quality and yet you pump a haunted divers suit and a fairy. I would think that getting some clothes befitting of only a gentleman like myself would be easier. You, sir, are not a gentleman!" completely ignoring the fact my arm has been ripped off.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #241 on: January 27, 2013, 11:19:43 pm »

Type in drill.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #242 on: January 28, 2013, 03:38:13 am »

Rage hit ShadowBomination, Check on tara.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #243 on: January 28, 2013, 11:39:16 pm »

Try again
Okay, seriously. No more of these "Do what I did last turn" actions. And you're not climbing up a 50-foot tower without magic or climbing gear--the roll is to see how far you make it before the inevitable failure.

Work out a way to get pisonics
Begin killing people with my MIND

You start staring at people really hard. This does not cause any visible result.

Put on bullet-proof vest, type in bullet-proof helmet
[2] NAH, MAKES YOU HARDER TO KILL.

Respawn.
Type in "teleporter".

IMPOSSIBLE, BREAKS THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. I COULD PROBABLY GET YOU A NICE DISINTIGRATOR, THOUGH.

Refurnish rooms into labs.
With what, your bare hands? Hands make pretty crappy lab equipment.

Um..... er....

Type in, "How rude, first off you plan on killing me, and second off you say it's hard to get that sort of quality and yet you pump a haunted divers suit and a fairy. I would think that getting some clothes befitting of only a gentleman like myself would be easier. You, sir, are not a gentleman!" completely ignoring the fact my arm has been ripped off.
UM...HOLD ON...LET ME TAKE A GUESS. Out comes another haunted diving suit, this one covered in pictures of fairies and wearing a top hat.

Type in drill.
[3] HERE. You get a drill bit.

Rage hit ShadowBomination, Check on tara.
[2v3+1] You bruise your knuckles, then [1] run into a pit, [4] without breaking anything.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #244 on: January 28, 2013, 11:47:49 pm »

:(


Set the diving suits on fire
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #245 on: January 28, 2013, 11:53:10 pm »

Induce logical paradox in the AI
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #246 on: January 28, 2013, 11:57:47 pm »

It shoudl say something that half of all responses I get now aren't even rolls, just you telling me I can't do something.

Type in catalogue for larger items and cell-phone
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #247 on: January 28, 2013, 11:59:09 pm »

D'oh, forgot my action. Anyways, MOAR RAMPAGING.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #248 on: January 29, 2013, 12:35:36 am »

"Sigh, fine"
Type in revolver
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #249 on: January 29, 2013, 03:01:40 am »

Climb up the hole using the pickaxe as a moving handhold.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #250 on: January 29, 2013, 05:50:17 am »

Type in, "This is beyond rude! Now not only are you ignoring me but you are also mocking me! That is total disrespect! Sir, no... you aren't a gentleman.... Thing, I challenge you to a dual!"
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #251 on: January 29, 2013, 06:40:42 am »

Induce logical paradox in the AI
Aid action
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #252 on: January 29, 2013, 10:16:30 am »

Type "disintegrator".
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #253 on: January 29, 2013, 11:24:20 pm »

Set the diving suits on fire
[4] They are! [2,3] They burn up.

Induce logical paradox in the AI
You'll need to be a wee bit more specific. Your communication with the AI is limited, to say the least.

It shoudl say something that half of all responses I get now aren't even rolls, just you telling me I can't do something.
Imagine you have what your character has. (I probably shouldn't have let you dig dozens of feet or through solid rock with your hands...)

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Type in catalogue for larger items and cell-phone
[4,6] You get both. The cell phone is a rather...expensive one, with internet access and an awesome unlimited-anything plan. Which you might want to use to call in a repair crew for your "lab."

D'oh, forgot my action. Anyways, MOAR RAMPAGING.
[4] Yaaay. You trample someone reading a screen and collapse the "laboratory."

"Sigh, fine"
Type in revolver
[1] HOW ABOUT JUST THE BULLETS?[/fonjt] Not points for guessing what happens next. Respawn?

Climb up the hole using the pickaxe as a moving handhold.
[5] You do so. Quite well.

Type in, "This is beyond rude! Now not only are you ignoring me but you are also mocking me! That is total disrespect! Sir, no... you aren't a gentleman.... Thing, I challenge you to a dual!"
This is a note from the GM. The computer only understands when you're asking for something. Seriously, haven't you divined that from what's happened so far? It pains me to see people throwing away their turns and, watch out for that--never mind.[/font] While reading this, the Nyanfort tramples you. Respawn?
whAt thE HEll iS GOING On HERE? AND WHAT DO YOU WAnT?

Type "disintegrator".
[1] THEY NEVER LEARN, DO THEY? You get shot with a disintigrator beam. Respawn?

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The ShadowBomination looks around, confused.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #254 on: January 29, 2013, 11:30:07 pm »

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a writing like a raven desk?

Why is a desk like a raven writing?

Why is a revan like a wridesking t?

Why a tis DIE ilke a  wesk diting?

Whyisaravenlikeawritingdesk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk? ANSWER ME DAMN YOU!
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