Set the diving suits on fire
[4] They are! [2,3] They burn up.
Induce logical paradox in the AI
You'll need to be a wee bit more specific. Your communication with the AI is limited, to say the least.
It shoudl say something that half of all responses I get now aren't even rolls, just you telling me I can't do something.
Imagine you have what your character has. (I probably shouldn't have let you dig dozens of feet or through solid rock with your hands...)
Type in catalogue for larger items and cell-phone
[4,6] You get both. The cell phone is a rather...
expensive one, with internet access and an awesome unlimited-anything plan. Which you might want to use to call in a repair crew for your "lab."
D'oh, forgot my action. Anyways, MOAR RAMPAGING.
[4] Yaaay. You trample someone reading a screen and collapse the "laboratory."
"Sigh, fine"
Type in revolver
[1]
HOW ABOUT JUST THE BULLETS?[/fonjt] Not points for guessing what happens next. Respawn?
Climb up the hole using the pickaxe as a moving handhold.
[5] You do so. Quite well.
Type in, "This is beyond rude! Now not only are you ignoring me but you are also mocking me! That is total disrespect! Sir, no... you aren't a gentleman.... Thing, I challenge you to a dual!"
This is a note from the GM. The computer only understands when you're asking for something. Seriously, haven't you divined that from what's happened so far? It pains me to see people throwing away their turns and, watch out for that--never mind.[/font] While reading this, the Nyanfort tramples you. Respawn?
whAt thE HEll iS GOING On HERE? AND WHAT DO YOU WAnT?Type "disintegrator".
[1]
THEY NEVER LEARN, DO THEY? You get shot with a disintigrator beam. Respawn?
GM TURN:
The ShadowBomination looks around, confused.