Transform to Pun Pun the Super Kobold
Give self ability: I Win: Pun Pun automatically succeeds at any action.
Punchinate Everyone except Hitler/Nyarl to death.
[1] You become Meepo. And someone decapitates you. Respawn?
Respawn watching River Tam beat up Hitler. Get a video-camera to record this.
[6] You respawn...as a LovecraftiaNazi. River Tam beats you up. Respawn?
... How was I not already Essence 2?
All Exalted (except the Dragonblooded, but they're pansies and don't count) start with Essence 2. ._. And lots of charms.
Well that's weird.
How? Well, SOME of us don't play much White Wolf stuff. All I know about the World of Darkness comes from Tv Tropes and a couple sessions of Werewolf.
Fuck it, be the universe-destroying doomfleet.
[1] You become a toy spaceship. VROOM VROOM!
Transform to Pun Pun the Super Kobold
Give self ability: I Win: Pun Pun automatically succeeds at any action.
Punchinate Everyone except Hitler/Nyarl to death.
Stop Xantalos! Blow him up!
[5] Bye-bye, Meepo.
Get a white collar job.
[5] You are the manager of a generic regional branch of a generic company.
Remove Xantalos's immortality.
[4] A-check. As shown by decapitation. And de-limbing, which really seems unnecessary but I can't blame him.
Respawn. Start Art of Minimalism VIII.
Hey, no regressing!
And I'm not starting VIII until VII gets into the Hall of Fame, which may not happen for a while...
Go to earth.
[6] Respawn?
Give the movies to Hitler
He's battling the crew of the Serenity, but sure!
Truppen beschwören!
[3] You summon a LovecraftiaNazi, who promptly gets his head smashed by River.