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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212208 times)

Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1560 on: June 10, 2013, 11:18:23 am »

Give the movies to Hitler
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Convenient Coincidings
« Reply #1561 on: June 10, 2013, 10:02:56 pm »

Transform to Pun Pun the Super Kobold
Give self ability: I Win: Pun Pun automatically succeeds at any action.
Punchinate Everyone except Hitler/Nyarl to death.

[1] You become Meepo. And someone decapitates you. Respawn?

Respawn watching River Tam beat up Hitler. Get a video-camera to record this.
[6] You respawn...as a LovecraftiaNazi. River Tam beats you up. Respawn?

... How was I not already Essence 2?

All Exalted (except the Dragonblooded, but they're pansies and don't count) start with Essence 2. ._. And lots of charms.

Well that's weird.
How? Well, SOME of us don't play much White Wolf stuff. All I know about the World of Darkness comes from Tv Tropes and a couple sessions of Werewolf.

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Fuck it, be the universe-destroying doomfleet.
[1] You become a toy spaceship. VROOM VROOM!

Transform to Pun Pun the Super Kobold
Give self ability: I Win: Pun Pun automatically succeeds at any action.
Punchinate Everyone except Hitler/Nyarl to death.

Stop Xantalos! Blow him up!
[5] Bye-bye, Meepo.

Get a white collar job.
[5] You are the manager of a generic regional branch of a generic company.

Remove Xantalos's immortality.
[4] A-check. As shown by decapitation. And de-limbing, which really seems unnecessary but I can't blame him.

Respawn. Start Art of Minimalism VIII.
Hey, no regressing!
And I'm not starting VIII until VII gets into the Hall of Fame, which may not happen for a while...

Go to earth.
[6] Respawn?

Give the movies to Hitler
He's battling the crew of the Serenity, but sure!

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Truppen beschwören!
[3] You summon a LovecraftiaNazi, who promptly gets his head smashed by River.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Convenient Coincidings
« Reply #1562 on: June 10, 2013, 10:05:05 pm »

Respawn as Shepard book. Go preach.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Convenient Coincidings
« Reply #1563 on: June 10, 2013, 10:06:25 pm »

Respawn.
Become Pun-Pun.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Convenient Coincidings
« Reply #1564 on: June 10, 2013, 11:00:06 pm »

Respawn as the Notebook from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Convenient Coincidings
« Reply #1565 on: June 10, 2013, 11:03:51 pm »

Disable cloaking field that disguises me as toy spaceship and BE A UNIVERSE-DEVOURING DOOMFLEET!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Convenient Coincidings
« Reply #1566 on: June 11, 2013, 08:52:44 am »

Make it impossible to become Pun-Pun.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Convenient Coincidings
« Reply #1567 on: June 11, 2013, 10:52:36 am »

respawn in earth. Have it unite then find the TSAB.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Convenient Coincidings
« Reply #1568 on: June 12, 2013, 06:56:15 am »

Respawn as Shepard book. Go preach.
[6] Shepard promptly burns the possessed book. This is bad for your health. Respawn?

Respawn.
Become Pun-Pun.

[1] You respawn as Meepo. Again.

Respawn as the Notebook from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
[1] You respawn as a Netbook.

Quote from: Adolf_Die_Ehrfürchtig
Ich brauche mehr Schergen! Bwa ha ha!
...Ich wie eine Art des Bösen Overlord klingen, nicht wahr?
A little.
[6] You do so, but Hans and the other LovecraftiaNazis turn against you!

Disable cloaking field that disguises me as toy spaceship and BE A UNIVERSE-DEVOURING DOOMFLEET!
You don't have a cloaking field, silly, you're just a toy!

Make it impossible to become Pun-Pun.
[4] Check and mate.

respawn in earth. Have it unite then find the TSAB.
[4] You become the Chairperson of the UN and begin a variably hostile takeover of the world governments. [1] This leads to the dissolution of the UN and your bloody dismemberment. Respawn?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Convenient Coincidings
« Reply #1569 on: June 12, 2013, 07:11:45 am »

... Melt down into constituant parts. Become Plastic Elemental.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Convenient Coincidings
« Reply #1570 on: June 12, 2013, 08:27:56 am »

Create some cal­cium elementals to serve me.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Convenient Coincidings
« Reply #1571 on: June 12, 2013, 09:55:28 am »

respawn. Have someone else unite earth peacefully.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Convenient Coincidings
« Reply #1572 on: June 12, 2013, 10:49:00 am »

Wonder who Meepo is.
Become a 4th level kobold wizard with a viper familiar.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Convenient Coincidings
« Reply #1573 on: June 12, 2013, 04:09:54 pm »

Become Everlord again.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Inconvenient Coincidings
« Reply #1574 on: June 12, 2013, 11:02:54 pm »

... Melt down into constituant parts. Become Plastic Elemental.
[6] You boil, startling and burning the kid playing with you. Respawn?

Create some cal­cium elementals to serve me.
[2] Sorry.

respawn. Have someone else unite earth peacefully.
[5] You do.

Wonder who Meepo is.
Become a 4th level kobold wizard with a viper familiar.

Meepo is a kobold who figuht the tarrasque and lost. Pretty much the only other kobold I could think of that I thought people had a chance to have heard of.
[1;1] You are a 1st level jermalaine barbarian with a giant constrictor about to eat you.

Become Everlord again.
[6-1] Check, mate.
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