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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212178 times)

Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1515 on: May 28, 2013, 08:47:13 pm »

Respawn on the Serenity.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1516 on: May 28, 2013, 09:46:37 pm »

Eh. Want to go harass some mortals?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1517 on: May 29, 2013, 02:42:01 am »

Do cabin boy things. And be added to character list.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2013, 05:19:34 am by Tavik Toth »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1518 on: May 29, 2013, 02:55:07 am »

Claim the new universe as my own. Call it InsanityIncarnate's Universe for future reference.

Create anti-universe explosives. Test them on the original universe.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1519 on: May 29, 2013, 05:05:25 am »

The new universe is me. I name it Cheesecake.

Avenge the eaten Cheesecake.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1520 on: June 01, 2013, 05:04:30 am »

The new universe is me. I name it Cheesecake.

Avenge the eaten Cheesecake.
DO NOT PERMIT ANY OF THIS. InsanityIncarnate's Universe SHALL REMAIN MY UNIVERSE.

But if you wanna live there, feel free. You're just contractually bound to assist me in destroying the original universe.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1521 on: June 01, 2013, 10:18:21 am »

Respawn. Summon Godzilla.
[2] No Godzilla for you!

Become the god of confectioneries
[6] You become the God of Dessert, but you also become the Desert of Gods. Each other god wants a piece of the pie, naturally enough. Respawn?

Ragnarok: Burst out of Cheesecake like a confectionary-hating Kool-Aid man.
[1] You turn into Kool-Aid.

Respawn on the Serenity.
[2] You respawn in deep space. Respawn?

Eh. Want to go harass some mortals?
[6] "Sure. Hey, I heard that you had gone mortal..." Before you can explain that that was Ivalos and not you, or even come up with an explanation that doesn't reek of convenient-good-twin, [1v4] Nyarlothotep breaks its splorch on you.

Do cabin boy things. And be added to character list.
Sure.

Claim the new universe as my own. Call it InsanityIncarnate's Universe for future reference.

Create anti-universe explosives. Test them on the original universe.

[2v5] Cheesecake doesn't let you claim or rename him. Poor CheesecakeIncarnate. [3] You generate some bombs and [3] they blow up an outlying star cluster.

The new universe is me. I name it Cheesecake.

Avenge the eaten Cheesecake.
The new universe is me. I name it Cheesecake.

Avenge the eaten Cheesecake.
DO NOT PERMIT ANY OF THIS. InsanityIncarnate's Universe SHALL REMAIN MY UNIVERSE.
Luckily for CI, Cheesecake wasn't specific.

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[5] You locate a planet of black-shelled three-finned jellyfish with many genders and psionic hypnosis. Their government is a declining meritocracy, and their culture is something like the Aztecs. Their technology is roughly equal to what Earth had towards the end of WWI.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1522 on: June 01, 2013, 10:55:27 am »

Seal InsanityIncarnate away.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1523 on: June 01, 2013, 11:53:32 am »

Respawn. Give Hitler access to the complete collection of everything made by Disney ever in order to distract him for a while. He loved Disney.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1524 on: June 01, 2013, 12:03:22 pm »

Respawn on the Serenity.

Respawn. Give Hitler access to the complete collection of everything made by Disney ever in order to distract him for a while. He loved Disney.
I can see that commercial now.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1525 on: June 01, 2013, 12:21:46 pm »

wonder where we are going.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1526 on: June 01, 2013, 12:54:22 pm »

Actually - *become immortal* - nope.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1527 on: June 01, 2013, 04:43:14 pm »

Become GWG.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1528 on: June 01, 2013, 05:00:25 pm »

Ragnarok: Be a kool-aid elemental.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1529 on: June 02, 2013, 02:44:02 am »

Spend some time researching and preparing epic anti-universe explosives.
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