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Re: The Crossover Thread
« Reply #315 on: January 26, 2013, 09:54:56 am »

I thought Homeworld was a game about North Korea annexing the USA?
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Re: The Crossover Thread
« Reply #316 on: January 26, 2013, 01:17:55 pm »

That's Homefront. Homeworld is a sci-fi RTS.
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« Reply #317 on: January 26, 2013, 01:55:56 pm »

More specifically, one of the most brilliant sci-fi RTSes to ever be made. The plot was involving and fairly complex without being incomprehensible. The ships were awesome. The tactics were involved, and the long-term campaign strategy was amazing (your fleet carried over between each mission, so if you fucked up somewhere and lost a bunch of ships, you'd be going into the next mission with a battered, understrength fleet). Salvage corvettes (nothing as satisfying as seeing your dinky little salvagers steal an enemy cap ship from under their noses). Insane, distantly-related religious fanatics living in a nebula, with thousands of fighters and mothership-class ramming vessels. Multiple missions with creepy, not-well-understood threats that had to be approached very carefully, because "blow them away" just plain didn't work. A space RTS released in 1999 that basically perfected three-dimensional combat in one shot (all the maps were perfect spheres, and the resources/objectives were scattered throughout, not just along a horizontal plane). A certain mission took place in a three-dimensional junkyard maze full of autoturrets and the Dog, while you were operating with fairly limited forces. An enemy that ended up not being a faceless mass. Multiple other enemies with no relation to the main enemy. The Bentusi. Kamikaze attacks. Kamikaze attacks with your harvesters blowing the shit out of enemy ships.

I still have the disk, and I still play it from time to time. Homeworld is easily on my top 5 games of all time, and I will never have trouble finding praise for it.

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Re: The Crossover Thread
« Reply #318 on: January 26, 2013, 09:09:39 pm »

Just had a terrifying idea: The Thong assimilates Kenny from South Park.
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« Reply #319 on: January 26, 2013, 09:21:45 pm »

Just had a terrifying idea: The Thong assimilates Kenny from South Park.
That...

... that is indeed a terrifying idea. I'm not even sure what, exactly, the former is, but anything with a name like that assimilating Kenny would probably end up soul scarring.
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Re: The Crossover Thread
« Reply #320 on: January 26, 2013, 09:30:35 pm »

Just had a terrifying idea: The Thong assimilates Kenny from South Park.
That...

... that is indeed a terrifying idea. I'm not even sure what, exactly, the former is, but anything with a name like that assimilating Kenny would probably end up soul scarring.
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I meant one of the only things I talk about on this thread, The Thing.
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Re: The Crossover Thread
« Reply #321 on: January 26, 2013, 09:45:13 pm »

Just had a terrifying idea: The Thong assimilates Kenny from South Park.
That...

... that is indeed a terrifying idea. I'm not even sure what, exactly, the former is, but anything with a name like that assimilating Kenny would probably end up soul scarring.
OH GOD I SPELLED IT WRONG
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I meant one of the only things I talk about on this thread, The Thing.

I know Freud was full of it, but damn. Hidden desires indeed.
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Re: The Crossover Thread
« Reply #322 on: January 26, 2013, 09:46:49 pm »

Just had a terrifying idea: The Thong assimilates Kenny from South Park.
That...

... that is indeed a terrifying idea. I'm not even sure what, exactly, the former is, but anything with a name like that assimilating Kenny would probably end up soul scarring.
OH GOD I SPELLED IT WRONG
THE IMPLICATIONS
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I meant one of the only things I talk about on this thread, The Thing.

I know Freud was full of it, but damn. Hidden desires indeed.
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Re: The Crossover Thread
« Reply #323 on: January 27, 2013, 07:53:55 am »

HA HA HA HA

THEY ASSIMILATED KENNY

THOSE UNDERWEAR BASTARDS

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Re: The Crossover Thread
« Reply #324 on: January 29, 2013, 10:58:00 pm »

Oh my god! The underpants gnomes killed Kenny!


How would The Thing fare against the Necromorphs?  Or the Flood?
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Re: The Crossover Thread
« Reply #325 on: January 29, 2013, 11:04:28 pm »

More importantly (or less importantly), how would The Thing fare against THe Thong?
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« Reply #326 on: January 29, 2013, 11:09:01 pm »

More importantly (or less importantly), how would The Thing fare against THe Thong?
Anime tropes would be assimilated.
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Re: The Crossover Thread
« Reply #327 on: January 30, 2013, 02:39:54 am »

The lion, the witch, the wardrobe and the thong.

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Re: The Crossover Thread
« Reply #328 on: January 30, 2013, 02:47:55 am »

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Re: The Crossover Thread
« Reply #329 on: January 30, 2013, 11:16:31 pm »

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The Thong vs. Warhammer 40K

Suddenly, you're thinking about the Sisters of Battle choice of underwear. :P
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