Name: Village Idiot Genius
Looks: Village Idiot has a stupid grin on his face permanently, even when in extreme pain. Some say that a witch cursed him with that smile, but he is actually so stupid that he can't feel pain, or even fear. He likes to wear a dunce cap whenever possible. Genius always has that smug grin on her face permanently, except when in extreme pain. Some say that a wizard blessed her with that intelligence, but she is actually so smart that she can't feel dumbness, or even stupidity. She likes to wear a college hat whenever possible.
Stats:
Strength: ++++++ He needs this strength to injure himself with. ------ When you have the brains, you can't have the brawn!
Endurance: ++++++ He seems physically unable to feel pain. ------ Yeah, she's a bit of a wimp to be perfectly honest.
Dexterity: --- He's got a bit of a clubfoot, unfortunately for hims audience. +++ Years of running away from bullies have honed her speed to faster than an ordinary human being.
Affinity: ------ His simple mind can't ever seem to comprehend magic. ++++++ Village Genius is in love with magic. She has read every book, every scroll, and every symbol there is.
Luck: ------ Everything seems to go wrong for Village Idiot, often to a hilarious extent. She has found that he's incredibly lucky, with a rope seemingly magically appearing at just the right moment to help her escape from tight spots.
Badassery: +++ His smile still stays on even in the face of the scariest things. Still a wimp, but she's learning to face her fears!
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