"I'd rather not damage my subjects just to prove a point to you. The real question is, why should I let you join me? You don't seem that tough; all you have is a little golden fairy."
"What? Just go kill that kitchen knife guy. He's the most useless one here. Or the giant machete chick. I doubt she can even carry that thing. Or even that syringe guy. That's barely even a weapon. Plus I'm testing out my fairy thing right now. For her sake she better be useful. Also I'm a lucky son of a bitch, that's why you would want me with you." (E)Lucky says to Kordak. Man that guy is already annoying to him.
"They may not have terrific weapons, but I bet they all could make mincemeat out of you. Luck will only get you so far, the rest comes down to skill."
Lucky? That name is so mainstream... DIE!!!!!
Stab Lucky with syringe.
"Well this should be interesting," he says, smiling under his helmet. "If you can defeat him in single combat, I'll let you join my team. That goes for both of you."
"Eh? I'm so Lucky I don't need need skill. The world does it for me with little input from me. But if you really want me too..." (E)Lucky turns to where he tossed Golden Girl, "Go kill that syringe guy instead. And do it as painfully as you can think of."
Tell the golden girl to kill the syringe guy. If he get's close to me, grab his syringe and use it on him.
Lucky? That name is so mainstream... DIE!!!!!
Stab Lucky with syringe.
(Aurwyn dex: 6-6)
(Zion dex: 2-3)
(Aurwyn aff: 4+2)
(Zion str: 5+6)
(Aurwyn dex: 6-6)
(Zion dex: 1-3)
(Aurwyn str: 6+2)
(Zion end: 3+2)
The small golden girl looks up at Evil Lucky with her glowing green eyes, and nods.
"Registering MASTER... Developing complimentary PERSONALITY... Loading FINISHED: As painfully as POSSIBLE? You may want to look AWAY. Or grab some popcorn, if you like this kind of STUFF." With that, she turns around and slowly marches towards Zion, her tiny golden feet making an incredibly intimidating clanking sound as she walks, as if she weighs half a ton. When she's only a short distance away from the hipster, she stamps her foot against the ground, causing a great weight to bear down upon Zion's shoulders, but the man in red hardly notices. Undeterred, she continues to advance towards Zion before lashing out with a tiny fist, driving it straight through the man's shin. As he falls to one knee, another blow shatters his kneecap apart, sending shards of bone flying everywhere as Zion's knee explodes like a walnut. A third punch snaps his femur like a dry twig, and as he falls backwards, the tiny golden maiden walks over him, making sure to stomp on his crotch before making a magical gesture with her hand, causing it to glow with the same green light as her eyes. She then gently places this hand against Zion's forehead, and the faintest of smiles crosses her lips as the man begs for mercy, even as the acidic light scours away at his skin, his skull, and finally his brain.
"FUNNY... They usually pass out after I get to their KNEES. Oh well, I don't suppose there's any problem with getting to hear them scream for a bit LONGER."ZION IS DEAD(Evil Lucky luk: 1+5)
As you wonder whether or not your golden girl might be even more sadistic than you are, a silver ring falls out of the sky and hits you on the head. On the face of the ring, there is what appears to be a fully functional watch, and the occasional puff of blue exhaust is released from it as the hands spin around and around.
"Ooh! Everyone laugh when I say I get a lot of loot, but I laugh now! And now to kill the badies with my fwends!"
Put those babies on! Shout secret PM stuff! Do secret PM stuff!
Wait for the masses to submit themselves to my rulership, and poke the brains out of anyone who might be foolish enough to try to take me on.
(Idiot bad: 3+3)
(Idiot dex: 2-3+2)
(Zardak dex: 5-1)
(Zardak dex: 2-1)
(Idiot dex: 6-3+2)
(Idiot dex: 6-3+2)
(Zardak dex: 6-1)
The Village Idiot hears Zardak's vainglorious boasting and replies with a threat of his own, before putting on his new shoes.
"Hey you! You boss people around with angry voice, so you are baddie! Me and my fwends will kill you!" Unfortunately, by the time he remembers how to tie shoes, Zardak has rushed over to him, and the warlord thrusts his pike just as Village Idiot transforms into a large levitating ostrich and floats out of the way, before spinning like a helicopter towards Zardak, who barely rolls out of the way of the spinning legs.
Quietly approach Annie, with revolver held down. Try to give a friendly smile.
Hello there, ah... M-my name is ALGEM. I admit I'm a little... antisocial... but, would you mind... if I... ah...
It wouldn't... be a problem if I were, to, ah, join you..?
You walk up to Annie and Charlie, and give them your most convincing smile. You also spot a small girl made out of metal brutally murdering some hipster a little ways off, and you pray that nobody gets the impression that all synthetic constructs are like her.
Run towards the android with hands in air
"on second thoughts, since I will most likely die anyways, lets join the most interesting persons around. so may I join you lot?"
You run over towards the rapidly growing team of 'good guys', trying your hardest not to seem like a drug addict with your pipe and all.
"New location detected. Threat: High.
Register: Surprise.
Activate defensive protocol."
Run to nearest cover and take potshots at anyone who is an immediate threat to me.
You sprint off into the mountains to the south and hide behind a large boulder. Fortunately, everyone seems to be too busy to notice you.
Pick up badass machete.
"Who has need of me?"
"Well, miss, not sure if I need you, but there's not much chance of you lifting that on your own..."
Help Annie lift her machete. Stab people who attack me with my useless knife. It's not even a throwing kitchen knife...
(Annie str: 5+3)
(Charlie str: 5)
Between the two of you, you manage to lift the gigantic blade off of the ground. It's unbelievably clumsy, but whatever it hits is probably going to go down.
( That is what copy paste is for.)
Secret action!
"I have always wanted to say this.
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!"
Activate the staff, attempting to make an impenetrable shield. Around only myself.
(Unda dex: 6+6)
(Gibson dex: 3)
(Unda dex: 6+6)
(Gibson dex: 5)
(Unda str: 2+1)
(Gibson str: 3-6)
Gibson prepares to try and use his wand to make a wall, but Unda comes out of nowhere and yanks the fleshrod from his grasp before he can do anything.
"Woah. Wonder what this thing does...
Now, which one of you is Lucky? I've heard good things about him."
Play around with the beetle while introducing self.
"Hey, Village Boy! We should get going soon, If we're going to be finding some better loot."
Be off, hoping that Village follows whenever he can.
You run off into the western plains, while the Village Idiot puts on his shoes and becomes a floating ostrich before trying to spinkick Zardak. Yep, this is officially weirder than any of the things your sisters told you about this place. Speaking of which, didn't they say something about a mountain? The only mountains that you see are to the south, and they're nothing at all like tho one that they described. Confused, you idly tap the shell of your beetle, and the emerald on the abdomen seems to glow slightly.
((So uhh.. this statue doesnt use affinity or luck right?))
perform top secret "survive the imminent apocalypse" action
Attempt to activate gauntlet with my mind. If that doesn't work, throw a few punches. Also activate cross again. If I have more time, looks for materials for a splint.
so evil Lucky got an evil Lilia basically?
Do Action
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!"
Use fourth spell on Random, then join up with the pike dude and the lucky guy, MURDER ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY (with spell 1).
DO SECRET PM SHIT.
(Jim bad: 4+3)
(Jim dex: 2+3)
(Random dex: 3-1)
(Cello dex: 3+3)
(Osborn dex: 6)
(Yukkuri dex: 1-1)
(Book aff: 4+3)
(Osborn bad: 5+5)
(Random dex: 5-1)
(Random end: 5-2)
(Jim dex: 5+3)
(Osborn dex: 4)
(Jim str: 5+3)
(Jim end: 5+3)
(Osborn str: 5+1) YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Cello guy rushes at Osborn, but the second he prepares to swing, the black mage reads his new spell and vanishes, appearing right next to Random. Half a second later, a nova of black flame bursts around him, burning the wounded man to ashes. Seeing this as his opportunity, Jim quickly snatches the book from Osborn, even as the new words begin to write themselves in. Meanwhile, Yukkuri manages to climb into the cockpit of her mech, causing it to hum to life. A bright HUD shows a crosshair for targeting, and it almost seems comfortable, if it weren't for the sawblades and gas pipes everywhere.
RANDOM IS DEAD(Osborn luk: -6-6-1)
As Jim looks through his newly pilfered book, he notices a new sentence, this one seemingly burned into the paper.
Woah, that was one hell of a turn. Hopefully once the initial madness at spawn dies down and people begin to explore, things will take less time to write. Also, if you can't tell, you now only need to roll to save against negative luk items when you are using them. It's to help me save time... Speaking of which, don't expect a turn tomorrow, because I have to go to bed early so that I don't sleep through my band competition Thursday. So you'll have plenty of time to RP among yourselves and such if you want.
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