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[Wwolin]

May I be put on the waitlist, good sirs?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Scyrothe
Looks: An ancient metal automaton, driven by unknown powers.
Stats:
Strength: ---
Endurance:++
Dexterity: ++
Affinity: +
Luck: ++
Badassery:----

I'll update it along with the turn. Which will almost certainly be tomorrow, because too much homework tonight. And in other news, I found a goddamned ancient copy of The Lesser Seal of Solomon at my grandparent's house, which is pretty cool. I might reference bits and bobs of it in MAGUS, once I have time to run it.

[Persus13]

Jump when the meteor hits.

[Wwolin]

So yeah, no turn tonight. However, I did find something amazingly funny while translating the Ars Notoria, which is the fifth section of The Lesser Seal of Solomon, which covers prayer and miracles. At one point, it flat out tells you that the names of some angels cannot be pronounced. It then recommends summoning God to summon them for you if you need them. Yo dawg, I heard you like summoning divinities...

Maybe I can summon some demon to write my essays for me while I slack off on Bay12 and translate 17th century grimoires. After all, The Lesser Seal of Solomon does list many of them as being skilled at the literary arts.

[superBlast]

Well if your soul isn't worth much to you, go ahead an do it. That way i won't have to wait as long lol. Another person's soul in exchange of waiting one less day... yeah that's worth it lmao.

[Squill]

May I be put on the waitlist, good sirs?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Scyrothe
Looks: An ancient metal automaton, driven by unknown powers.
Stats:
Strength: ---
Endurance:++
Dexterity: ++
Affinity: +
Luck: ++
Badassery:----

I'll update it along with the turn. Which will almost certainly be tomorrow, because too much homework tonight. And in other news, I found a goddamned ancient copy of The Lesser Seal of Solomon at my grandparent's house, which is pretty cool. I might reference bits and bobs of it in MAGUS, once I have time to run it.

Actually, being an ancient bronze automoton might cause problems, so feel free to randomly transform me into a human when I'm put in the game.

[Kadzar]

May I be put on the waitlist, good sirs?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Scyrothe
Looks: An ancient metal automaton, driven by unknown powers.
Stats:
Strength: ---
Endurance:++
Dexterity: ++
Affinity: +
Luck: ++
Badassery:----

I'll update it along with the turn. Which will almost certainly be tomorrow, because too much homework tonight. And in other news, I found a goddamned ancient copy of The Lesser Seal of Solomon at my grandparent's house, which is pretty cool. I might reference bits and bobs of it in MAGUS, once I have time to run it.

Actually, being an ancient bronze automoton might cause problems, so feel free to randomly transform me into a human when I'm put in the game.

I don't see how something potentially causing problems for you in a roleplaying game is a reason not to do it.

[Xantalos]

May I be put on the waitlist, good sirs?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Scyrothe
Looks: An ancient metal automaton, driven by unknown powers.
Stats:
Strength: ---
Endurance:++
Dexterity: ++
Affinity: +
Luck: ++
Badassery:----

I'll update it along with the turn. Which will almost certainly be tomorrow, because too much homework tonight. And in other news, I found a goddamned ancient copy of The Lesser Seal of Solomon at my grandparent's house, which is pretty cool. I might reference bits and bobs of it in MAGUS, once I have time to run it.

Actually, being an ancient bronze automoton might cause problems, so feel free to randomly transform me into a human when I'm put in the game.

I don't see how something potentially causing problems for you in a roleplaying game is a reason not to do it.

Hell, that's half the reason to play forum games in the first place!

[Squill]

Well mostly it's because automotons don't bleed or feel pain. But hey, maybe I'll die from oil loss.

[Person]

I think they're saying they'll reference bits of the book, not your character.

[GreatWyrmGold]

At one point, it flat out tells you that the names of some angels cannot be pronounced. It then recommends summoning God to summon them for you if you need them.

...That's on the same level of recommendability as jumping into a nuclear reactor (the dangerous part, I mean)--it might be off, but if it's not...

Anyways, here's hoping Latin and whatnot passes swiftly. I'm getting anxious to see what this turn will bring. I'm kinda hoping for a "1" on the meteor's part.

[Tsuchigumo550]

(1) The meteor's guns turn on itself, blowing itself to smithereens!

Except now the smithereens are going to blanket the entire field in shrapnel!

Everyone rolls to dodge 1d100 sonic pebbles.

[+!!scientist!!+]

((1 sonic pebble is formed and it finds its way through osborns armor and through his skull, brining an Ironic end to his tyranny.))

((something tells me that the meeor isn't going to roll, as it doesn't need skill to fall... but that would be an interesting roll to fail... [1]: you start flying upwards after saying "pfff! Screw gravity!"))

[GreatWyrmGold]

More likely is the meteor burning up in the atmosphere.

[+!!scientist!!+]

((except it's made of fire, burning up would make it stronger... I think... really I don't care what happens as long as we get another turn, and what is the status on that?))

[Wwolin]

((except it's made of fire, burning up would make it stronger... I think... really I don't care what happens as long as we get another turn, and what is the status on that?))

It'll be later tonight. Have to go and watch the school musical first.