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[borno]

((Damn, I was hoping that maybe we could tie or something, and join up.))
Min Max notices Sir. Badassitude and Lucky.
"Hey! You're the guy who tried to kill me earlier, what was that for? And who's that next to you?"

[Greenstarfanatic]

Wwolin, any chance you'll add my character to the waitlist?

[superBlast]

Lucky waves at the... weird looking guy before reply to the badass guy. "Nope I'm wearing it... See?" Lucky points to his head. "I'm keeping it since I'm pretty weak on my own. It's so i won't get killed before Lilia can save me. Anyways I was wearing that hat right the cape activated itself right before came into existance and continued even after I was wearing it. So the hat only affects magic that is not my own it seems."

[Unholy_Pariah]

Wwolin, any chance you'll add my character to the waitlist?

This, you forgot mine as well
Page 57 i believe

[stefmor90]

((Damn, I was hoping that maybe we could tie or something, and join up.))
Min Max notices Sir. Badassitude and Lucky. Also, try to figure out what my hammer does, other than smash stuff..
"Hey! You're the guy who tried to kill me earlier, what was that for? And who's that next to you?"

"Whoever said that I was trying to murder you? I wasn't going to lose The Rock's by not having fighting whatever he was fighting. I had to follow his orders because he was much stronger than I could handle with my current equipment, and I didn't want him to think I was betraying him. Yes of course I planned to stab him in the back if he was still alive."
Badassitude points to the person next to him.
"That's Lucky. His guardian angel Lilia Will easily decimate any attacker that comes within 50 feet of him. You have chosen a bad time to stand there, friend."
Sir Badassitude readies the scythe in his hands
"Unfortunately you have taken the pleasure away from me to destroy the Rock, so I think we'll have to come to a peace agreement after I slice your throat open."
Let us break Minmax, shall we? (Raised defense Dex, try not to debuff endurance if possible) And before I forget, sick the rat on him.

[superBlast]

"So we're not teaming up with him? Oh well. You heard him Lilia. We got our selves a new target. Show him what that new cape can do!"

[borno]

"It was a fair fight, you dishonourable cowards! You prey on me while I'm weakened? You will deserve this death then!"

Smash them with my hammer.

[Xantalos]

Well, time for a new mafioso guy to step up to the plate.
And by plate I mean Lilia.
And by step up I mean eat.

Name: 'Hungry Bastard' Gibson
Gender: Male
Appearance: A thin man with an unnaturally large mouth and sharp teeth.
STR:------
END:=
DEX:=
AFF:++++++
LUK:++++++
BDS:------
Another Bastard brother heard there was some mighty fine eatings to be had here.
Did I mention that Gibson is a wanted cannibal?

[Kadzar]

"You can't change 'im back. Aw, well, don't worry about; I have no great love for his kind. Sure, they honor contracts just fine, but only because they have to, not because they possess any bone of honorability in them, and they'll exploit any loophole they can to fulfill their own agendas.

"Anyways, ma'am, I believe your transmutative abilities could come in handy in helping us make some proper fortifications here. If I could ask for your help, I'll go look for some leaves among the trees that I can fashion into the shape of a shovel head, and a sturdy handle to mount it on- actually, you sir, would you and your skeleton friend be willing to help me? If so, I will acquire enough leaves to make three shovel heads and handles for each of them. Then you, ma'am, can turn those leaves into proper shovel heads, and we can pile up this dirt into walls, which you, ma'am, can then turn into metal, which should prove adequate protection against an assault. Are y'all willing to help me enact this plan? If so, I'll round up the materials for the shovels."

If they agree to the plan, Kordos will gather up leaves and fashion them into the shape of shovel heads and sturdy sticks to mount them on, asking Watermelon Vodka to transform them into shovels. If someone approaches our encampment this turn with hostile intent, Kordos will fire upon them with the cannon.

((So it seems Kordos is a bit racist (specist?) against abominations (or whatever Giordano and Moretti were.)))

[scapheap]

"What the plane of death does this do?"

Fire it in the Wooden spear guy direction(G.C.)

[AKingsQuest]

( Damn it! I was so close to getting a useful weapon! Oh well, new character. )

Name: Undagehatnysy Cheaughrodacku

Looks: A middle aged white man in a extravagant red robe. He is bald with a long, braided, black beard.
         His eyes don't have irises, and they glow with magical energy.

Bio: Undagehatnysy was a wizard of incredible power and ambition. He wanted to kill a god so he
could become like it, using a forbidden form of magic that was known to only a few. But even his
vast power was not enough for such a powerful spell. Instead, he ended up cursing him self, a curse
that ravaged his body and mind. Now weakened and desperate, his only chance for survival is to find
a magical item that can lift his curse, or die trying.

Strength: +1
Endurance: -6
Dexterity: +6
Affinity: +5
Luck: -6
Badassery: =

[GreatWyrmGold]

A bow? This makes half-naming the guy for an elf worth it and a little prophetic. (Of course, something which gives me feline characteristics and/or magic would have fit better, but beggars and choosers, you know.)

[shadow=navy blue,left]"Greetings, Sir Knight, Lucky, et all. Here's hoping we find glory, wealth, et cetera in this fine forest."[/shadow]

Shoot Min Max.

[Wwolin]

By the way, Minmax, your hammer still uses poison. I just stopped writing it in the turn, because your affinity prevents you from hitting anyone other than yourself, and your body made of poisonous wood is immune to the toxin. Writing "Minmax's hammer sprays poison into his face, but it doesn't affect him" every turn would be kinda redundant.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Good idea. Maybe we should make a spear too... Actually, just make that third shovel like a spear! I feel at home with a spear.

Fire a volley of lasers at Min Max.

[Aseaheru]

Right. who wants to die so i can join?