(Dragon aggression roll: 3) Badassitude is the new target
"Might as well take this sumbitch for a spin."
Practice throwing a javelin at a feet 20 or so feet away. If anyone attacks me, practice throwing at them instead.
(Bubba affinity: 4-2+2)
You hurl one of your javelins a short distance, and it embeds itself in the ground. Lightning arcs out of the runes and into the ground, and the weapon begins to glow with a golden light.
Sooo... you wanna just call this a draw? I cant touch you and your attempts to kill me are proving extremely detrimental to those who arent me.
do the second pm's secret stuff
I dunno. I think One more horn blow should do it. If Alani can find you. Which she will. Then she'll take a nap. In the bed.
"Die faster!"
Spike punch Lucky.
((Damn, I was hoping your oldness would be enough to kill ya with my bare hands.))
Lucky comes to his senses, quite possibly because the pain where his left eye used to be can't be ignored, calmly (as possible) reviews the situation. Lilia is dying from a bunch of holes in her gut, the old bastard has the advantage, and some badass guy comes out of nowhere and attacks him. Lucky does what he's done his whole life. "Come on luck, don't fail me now of all times!" He yells right before performing his action.
I'm... gonna PM this action this time.
Glancing down at Lilia and then at Lucky Sir Badassitude realized he was probably too late to save Lilia, but there was hope for Lucky.
Ripping the Two tiny feet off his shoulders, the badass proceeds to stuff the feet in his mouth and bite down for good measure. Actually keep the feet because shoulder feet are effing awesome. He then proceeds to ready his fan and jab it through Johns chest. Roll dex to dodge in front of and take the full force of John's attack.
Save my bro, by kicking his assailant(s) repeatedly. Also use the sword.
Edit: Forgot I had a sword. Geez I'm bad at this.
Must kill Unlucky! Keep charging at him, trying to break his neck or steal his sword.
If I get his sword, cut his head off with a spinning slash.
( Well one of our team members is dead, do you want to replace him Bubba? )
(Sven dexterity: 3+3+2) 8
(Alani dexterity: 2+2) 4
(John dexterity: 4-1) 3
(Lucky dexterity: 2-1) 1
(Badassitude dexterity: 1+1) 2
(Unlucky dexterity: 5+3) 8
(Rock dexterity: 6+5) 11
(Dragon dexterity: 4+2) 6
(Wwolin sanity: 4/0) This... I'm not even really sure how to put distance as a factor in this one with this many people. So I won't. In fact, I may stop with distance alltogether. Now, who the hell is even first?
(Rock dexterity: 3+5)
(Unlucky dexterity: 6+3)
(Unlucky dexterity: 4+3)
(John dexterity: 3-1)
(Unlucky strength: 2+3)
(John endurance: 5-1)
(Sven dexterity: 1+3)
(John dexterity: 6-1)
(Dragon dexterity: 6+2)
(Badassitude dexterity: 5+1)
(Dragon strength: 3+2)
(Badassitude endurance: 5+2)
(Alani affinity: 3+3)
(Sven badassery: 2-6)
(Sven endurance: 6+2-2)
(John badassery: 4)
(John endurance: 1-1+2)
(Lucky badassery: 6-1)
(Lucky endurance: 2-1+2)
(Badassitude badassery: 2+6)
(Badassitude endurance: 1+2+4)
(Unlucky badassery: 1)
(Unlucky endurance: 6)
(Badassitude badassery: 1+6)
(Badassitude strength: 2+3)
(Badassitude affinity: 5-6)
(John endurance: [6-1-1]/2)
(Lilia endurance: 1+2)
The Rock is the first one to make a move, swinging an arm at Unlucky, who rolls out of the way before sprinting off towards John. He swings his sword at the old man's shoulder, and while the blade doesn't break the skin, there's a loud crack as the blade shatters apart, and several bits of icy shrapnel embed themselves in John's face. Not a moment later, Sven arrives, thrusting his sword directly at John's heart, but the former ax-murderer barely twists out of the way of the attack. He casually flicks Lucky's eye off of the longest of his needles, before he's distracted by a great roar from above. The plant dragon glares down at Sir Badassitude before lashing him across the back with a long vine-like whisker, but it's little more than an encouraging pat on the back to the badass, who prepares to swing his fan at John when he hears a shrill noise from the sky. Alani is flying overhead, blasting away at her trumpet. Lucky howls in pain as his skin begins to peel off, and John collapses to the ground, convulsing from the mercury poisoning as he begins to necrotize. Sir Badassitude sees that this is as good a time as any to make an attack, and slams his fan down upon John's skull, shattering it to bits as the feet on his shoulders grow into tiny legs. Lucky gives him a quick smile, before hauling Lilia over one shoulder and carrying her to what's left of the lake. There's still a little bit of water there, and Lucky gently sets the guardian angel in it, expecting her body to repair itself like last time.
"Come on Lilia, you have to get up! You have to! I won't let you die!" Lucky shouts frantically, tears streaming down his face, but Lilia gives no response. Her face is as white as a sheet, and even in all of his hopefulness, Lucky can tell that she's no longer living.
JOHN IS DEAD!(Badassitude luck: 3-6+2)
As John's skull is smashed apart, the blades on Badassitude's fan begin to whirl frantically, and they tear open a gap in the fabric of reality. From this gap bursts a large and angry looking rat. The rodent hisses angrily at Badassitude, and sits upon its haunches, looking as disdainful as an angry rat can.
MIN MAX SPAWNS ON THE TOWER RUBBLE!(Minmax luck: 6+6)
An enormous twisted warhammer falls to the ground at Min Max's feet. The head of the weapon is covered in warped spikes of a dark purple metal, and the entire handle is carved from white wood set with green flower-shaped runes. It gives off a sickeningly sweet odor, like that of a corpse that has been set out to rot. As Min Max picks it up, his entire body transforms into the same type of wood that the handle is made of, and small flowers bloom from all across his body, shriveling and dying only moments after they appear.
MAPSir Badassitude(yellow):Electric fan, angry rat. Legs sprouting from shoulders
Bubba(orange):Golden Javelins. Magical
Min Max(red):Smelly hammer. Body made of lucky wood
Lucky(pink):Lilia's body. Missing right eye
Alani(blue):Stone bow, solid mercury trumpet, purple knit hat. Stoneskin, wings made of stone arrows sprouting from back. Nose cracked
Sven(purple):Longsword, friction-free shoes, x-ray glasses. Anchor tattooed on right bicep. Strong. Skin necrotizing
The Rock(black):Nothing
Unlucky(white):Nothing
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