(Dragon agression: Tails) John's the target, and the Marlboro will just pursue its previous prey
Keep running, east at first. Try and lose it in the forest. If I can't, start heading north and bring it towards lucky, and his combat partner. If I somehow do all this in one turn, shout "I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA!" at them.
(It would pick me as a target. It's almost like lucky and I really do have the dice for/against us based on our names alone. And now I go to attempt to please the dice gods.)
Do you smell what The rock is cooking? No you don't because its a secret.
(Unlucky dexterity: 4+3)
(Rock dexterity: 2+5-2)
(Marlboro dexterity: 1+2)
(Rock dexterity: 1+5)
(Unlucky dexterity: 4+3)
Unlucky sprints off towards the eastern boulder, and the Marlboro simply can't keep up with him. However, The Rock can, and Unlucky narrowly escapes being put in a headlock by the maniacal wrestler.
"Oh SHIT Willy's the good guy? Sorry I have to go save the loli!"
Run and try to save angel by being the guardian angel of the guardian angel. Save the guardian angel by flanking and smacking John in the face with the fan.
"RAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!" Lucky gives his entire being to his rage.
Give into my rage and crush the old guy's neck with my bare hands. Don't even dodge whatever attacks are thrown at me, just focus on killing him with everything at my disposal (nails, teeth, head, knees, hands, feet, elbows, everything)
((I'm assuming I'll get some sort of bonus for something in exchange for not even attempting to dodge.))
"If you had just handed it back, she would not be bleeding to death."
Spike storm Lucky
(Badassitude dexterity: 4+1-2)
(Lucky dexterity: 6-1)
(John dexterity: 5-1)
(Dragon dexterity: 1+2)
(Lucky dexterity: 5-1+2)
(John dexterity: 6-1)
(Lucky strength: 3-1+2)
(John endurance: 5-1)
(John dexterity: 4-1)
(Lucky dexterity: 3-1-4)
(John strength: 2-1)
(Lucky endurance: 5-1-4)
(Badassitude badassery: 1+6)
(Badassitude dexterity: 6+1)
(John dexterity: 3-1)
(Badassitude strength: 1+3)
(John endurance: 6-1)
(Badassitude affinity: 1-6)
(Badassitude badassery: 2+6)
(Dragon dexterity: 5+2)
(John dexterity: 5-1)
(Dragon affinity: 4+1)
(John endurance: 6-1)
(Lilia endurance: 2+2)
Lucky lets loose a scream of pure fury, before throwing all caution to the wind and reaching for John's throat like a revenge-fueled zombie. While he manages to latch on, he just can't seem to provide enough force to crush the man's windpipe. John sees his opening, and doesn't hesitate, making a precise jab at Lucky's head with his needle-covered hand. There's a wet popping sound, and John pulls his hand back with Lucky's right eye impaled upon a spike like some hellish kebab. As Lucky clutches at his eye socket, several tiny pairs of feet emerge from Badassitude's shoulders, but he pays no attention to these as he brings his weapon down towards John, who merely shrugs off the blow as Badassitude's extra feet begin to twitch wildly. John has no time to retaliate however, as a blast of pollen from the dragon's mouth engulfs him. He stumbles out of the cloud with a runny nose and watery eyes, but still in perfect fighting shape. As all of this is going on, Lilia comes around for a second, and says
"Lucky... I think I'm dying... Lucky?" in a weak voice, before falling unconscious again.
Do super top secret hiding in the tall grass stuff.
Keep blowing the horn, because Badassitude kinda likes it and Alani kinda has a bit of a crush on him. Proceed to fire three arrows: 1 at Sven, 1 at Willy, and 1 at the Dragon. Thingy.
Wake up, mutter something, then kill angel.
(Sven dexterity: 5+3+2)
(Alani dexterity: 3+2)
(Willy endurance: 1-5)
(Sven dexterity: 2+3)
(Alani dexterity: 6+2)
(Alani affinity: 4+3)
(Sven badassery: 2-6)
(Sven endurance: 6+2-2)
As Willy vomits up a pool of mercury and lies still, Sven slides off into the tall grass, picking up speed, before zooming back and using Willy's corpse as a ramp to reach Alani. While he manages to go thirty feet into the air in a feat of skating that would make a professional figure skater blush, he can't reach Alani, who gives the trumpet another blast. Sven's skin begins to literally peel off, revealing the muscle and silvery mercury underneath, but he manages to stay standing. Alani prepares to fire an arrow from her bow, but decides that she doesn't have enough time as Sven prepares to dart off into the bushes again.
WILLY SNOW IS DEAD!(Alani luck: 2+3)
There's a horrible sucking noise near Alani as a portal opens up beside her, which a large double bed promptly falls out of. It crashes to the ground, but is completely undamaged by the fall, and a carved symbol by the head of the bed bears a remarkable coppery sheen.
BUBBA APPEARS IN THE FORESTED AREA!(Bubba luck: 3+6)
Bubba's waiver folds itself into a quiver of bright golden javelins, completely covered in teal runes. They seem to glow as if alive, and as he slings the quiver over his back, he feels his hair stand on end as surges of magic and pure electricity flow through him.
MAPSir Badassitude(yellow):Electric fan. Feet sprouting from shoulders
Bubba(orange):Golden Javelins. Magical
John(red):Heart and iron thorns. Old
Lucky(pink):Lilia ("Developed", unconscious, near death). Missing right eye
Alani(blue):Stone bow, solid mercury trumpet, purple knit hat. Stoneskin, wings made of stone arrows sprouting from back. Nose cracked
Sven(purple):Longsword, friction-free shoes, x-ray glasses. Anchor tattooed on right bicep. Strong. Skin necrotizing
The Rock(black):Nothing
Unlucky(white):Frozen shortsword
And I might upload a real map later, but I now have to write ANOTHER essay
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