Razdak attempts to use his flower staff to create a tower made of trees or grass.
(Razdak affinity: 6+5+4) The lowest you could have gotten was a 10 with this staff and your stats. And then you got a total of 15. You possess the first of the game-altering random weapons
As you concentrate on making the grass around you grow, the entire battlefield begins to shake. The grass across the pool immediately weaves itself into a massive tower, and trees with multicolored fruits grow along the inside to serve as supports. You look on in awe at your creation before you feel another tremor, this one far larger than the first. Small green shoots emerge from the ground across the entire surface of the arena, and before you can react, they have grown into trees the size of redwoods, as well as patches of grass tall enough for elephants to hide in. The air becomes filled with a sweet scent as innumerable flowers sprout from the ground. You consider the possibility that you might have overdone it a bit, before realizing that you've actually overdone it
a lot.
((Holy crap that went almost perfectly! I freakin' stole the ax! I was almost expecting something bad to happen with my -1 in almost all my stats lol))
Lucky was in shock of what happened. He just sidestepped a giant's fist, a random spikes shoot comes out of the ground and impales the giant's hand, then he tackled a crazy ax guy, stole his ax, and then he ran away from me. If that's not lucky then he has no idea what is. Though his luck isn't perfect... Lilia is badly hurt. He runs up to Lilia and tries to figure out what to do to help her. Thoughts race through his mind before an idea pops into his head. She can turn into water right? Maybe some water can heal her! With that thought in mind, he picks up Lilia and runs toward the nearby river, hoping his idea will work.
'She can't die yet!' Lucky yells in his head, 'I have something I have to tell her!'
Pick up Lilia and run like hell to the river. Then put her in the river in an attempt to heal her. If someone attacks me, and is within range, counter them with my newly stolen ax.
Attack the guy the angel belongs to. Preferably by crushing him...
(Lucky dexterity: 5-1)
(Perrin dexterity: 1+1+1)
(Lilia endurance: 3+2)
(Lucky luck: 2+5)
(Perrin dexterity: 4+1)
(Perrin strength: 6+1-1)
(Perrin affinity: 2)
(Lucky dexterity: 1-1)
(Lilia dexterity: 6)
(Lilia affinity: 3)
(Lilia endurance: 5+2)
Lucky makes his way to the stream as fast as he can, which isn't very fast at all with Lilia weighing him down. He submerges her in the water, and her eyes immediately snap open, and she floats into the air, yawning.
"You didn't have to wake me up, you know. I was having this crazy dream, where I was struck by lightning and you were carrying me to safety." She then looks down at her torn and soaked clothes, and blushes slightly.
"Oh... so I guess it wasn't a dream after all. It looks like you're a better guardian than I am, too. Well, things could be worse. I could be dead right now. Or wearing a white dress... LOOK OUT!" Lilia pushes Lucky out of the way as a foot twice the size of a car slams into the ground. The attack that would have crushed Lucky smashes Lilia instead, instantly shattering her magical barrier like a snowglobe. However, she doesn't seem to be hurt at all, despite the immense amount of force behind Perrin's stomp. As she and Lucky pick themselves up off the ground, the grass in the area rapidly grows to the size of small trees, providing a little bit of cover from the giant's onslaught.
Play around with the iron spikes and heart, see what they do. Wave back(Unless that causes the spike to attack then just nod.)
You give the heart an experimental squeeze, and the spikes move from your head to a tight orbit around your hand. Noticing the other person in the room, you wave to him, and he presses a few buttons on his computer in response.
"Hey, John, want to be a test subject?"
Before he can respond, reposition the portals to be under John and in some wall, hopefully near the ground. Observe results.
(Arthur dexterity: 5+1)
(John dexterity: 1)
(Arthur affinity: 4+1)
(Arthur strength: 3-1)
(John badassery: 4)
(Arthur badassery: 6-1)
As John waves at you, you press a few keys, opening two portals, one beneath John and one by the northern wall. John falls through the portal and pops out on the other side, with grey hair and liverspots. As you prepare to laugh like a mad scientist, the entrance portal gives a violent wooshing sound, and you are sucked directly into it. You fly out of the exit and land beside your test subject, stroking your beard. Beard? Yes, you now possess a rugged beard of the same shade of violet that your hair once was. Maybe John will let you borrow one of his spikes to use as a razor...
murder the fuck out of anchorman... turn him into soylent spinach
Murder the fuck out of tattoo man.
(Sven dexterity: 1+3)
(Steve dexterity: 6-1+2-1)
(Steve dexterity: 2-1+2-1)
(Sven dexterity: 3+3)
(Sven dexterity for counter: 5+3)
(Steve dexterity: 4-1+2-1)
(Sven strength: 2+2+2)
(Steve endurance: 5-1)
(Sven dexterity: 3+3)
(Steve dexterity: 4-1+2-2)
(Sven strength: 5+2+2)
(Steve endurance: 1-1)
While Sven examines his new tattoo, Steve seizes the opportunity to swing his anchor at the man. Sven doesn't even turn around as he ducks under the blow, and thrusts his sword backwards, piercing his foe's upper thigh. As Steve falls onto his knees, Sven quickly whirls around, neatly severing his opponent's head. Satisfied with his work, he looks around for spinach, and to his surprise, gargantuan leaves of the vegetable sprout from the ground. The leaves grow and grow until they are nearly the size of buses, and Sven takes a manly bite out of one to celebrate his victory.
STEVE IS DEAD(Sven luck: 2+1+1)
Biting into one of the spinach plants, Sven is surprised to feel his teeth sink into something bland and leathery. Looking closer at the great vegetable, he notices a pair of sneakers lodged inside of it. Carefully, he pulls them free of the plant and slips them on his feet, and finds that they seem to glide across the ground with almost no friction.
Climb up a tree, set up a sniper spot, shoot someone.
(Lootington dexterity: 6+1+1)
(Perrin dexterity: 6+1-1)
(Perrin endurance: 6+1)
Lootington scrambles up one of the trees in the southwestern area, and fires a shot off at Perrin. The bolt of darkness strikes the giant in the shoulder, but merely vanishes in a poof of smoke without any noticeable effects. As he curses his luck, the tree that he is in begins to climb skywards, soon becoming a 200 foot high pillar of leaves and wood, AKA a sniper's paradise.
UNLUCKY SPAWNS IN THE BED OF THE LAKE, WHICH HAS BEEN NEARLY DRAINED OF WATER BY THE SURGE OF PLANT GROWTH(Unlucky luck: 6-6) Hahahahaha. Also, the fourth 6 in a row o_O
Unlucky's waiver is nowhere to be found. Well damn, out of all the rotten luck...
MAP
Arthur(yellow):STARCOLLAPSE laptop. Left arm horribly mangled, left foot gone, scars from burns across entire body. Bearded.
Razdak(orange):Giant magical flower. Very magical.
John(red):Heart and iron thorns. Old
Lucky(pink):Lilia, icy hatchet.
Perrin(blue):Giant yellow cape. Forty feet tall, with gigantic metal and bone horns that drip a yellow liquid. Revolver in pocket. Metal spike stuck in palm.
Sven(purple):Longsword, friction-free shoes. Anchor tattooed on right bicep. Strong
Sir Robert Lootington(black):Dark sniper-rifle
Unlucky(white):Absolutely nothing
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