hand Arthur the panties, murder the fuck out of sir badassitude if he attacks us, or arthurs target if he picks one.
hmmm... magical you think?
What a shame.
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"Probably. Ah...how would these work?"
Pocket the...panties? Grab the butter knife which was thrown at me and which Javier somehow grabbed before me. Load BB gun.
"Next target? That guy at the other side of the lake?"
Shoot Sir Badassitude
"No reason to delay--I tried that and just wound up fighting to a standstill with guy with a butter knife and a squirt gun."
SCREAM AT TOP OF LUNGS AND START CHARGING TOWARDS GWG WITH CHAINSAW SPINNING IN THE AIR SLICE THE JESUS OUT OF HIM AND SPILL BADASS EVERYWHERE
Or die horribly in the process D:
(Arthur dexterity roll: 5+1)
(Archuk dexterity roll: 2+1-1)
(SIR BADASSITUDE dexterity roll: 2-1-1)
Arthur slips the knife and the glowing panties into his pocket, and then fires a shot at the screaming, chainsaw-wielding lunatic lumbering towards him.
(Arthur dexterity roll: 2+1)
(SIR BADISSITUDE dexterity roll: 2-1)
(SIR BADISSITUDE endurance roll: 5)
The flying BB pellet pings Sir Badassitude in the chest, making a pinprick of blood but not phasing him in the least. He continues to walk menacingly towards Arthur, not giving a damn about his speed and screaming like a madman, until Archuk lunges at him with his claws.
(Archuk dexterity roll: 5+1)
(SIR BADASSITUDE dexterity roll: 5-1)
(Archuk strength roll: 3+1)
(Sir Badassitude endurance roll: 5)
Archuk swipes at Sir Badassitude, and his claws slice into his target's chest, making a long gash. It's not very deep however, and Sir Badassitude keeps marching towards Arthur with single-minded determination, screaming all the way.
(SIR BADASSITUDE endurance roll: 6)
The cut on Sir Badassitude's chest is laced with the mysterious blue fluid from the claws, but it doesn't seem to affect him in the slightest, as he continues his battlecry and brings his chainsaw down towards Arthur.
(Arthur dexterity roll: 1+1)
(SIR BADASSITUDE dexterity roll: 4-1)
(SIR BADASSITUDE strength roll: 5+1)
(SIR BADASSITUDE affinity roll: 1-1)
(Arthur endurance roll: 3)
(SIR BADASSITUDE endurance roll: 6)
Arthur tries to sidestep the blow, but he realizes that he's too slow as the blade bites into his left arm. The chainsaw cuts all the way to the bone before it fires a large bolt of lightning... right at Sir Badassitude. The shock looks powerful, but it only causes the many chest-hairs of the badass incarnate to stand on end as he readies the chainsaw for another swing and takes a breath for another scream.
"Alright, you had your chance."
Rakzad takes a shot at George.
Pick it up and toss it back! Signal Rakzad to start shooting!
My new action is to throw a butter knife at Rakzad or what ever that name is.
(Rakzad dexterity roll: 4+1)
(Alina dexterity roll: 2)
(Billy dexterity roll: 3+1)
(George dexterity roll: 2-1)
(Rakzad dexterity roll: 6+1)
(George dexterity roll: 1-1)
George still doesn't answer, and Rakzad's bow materializes in his hands. He fires a single jet-black arrow at George, who doesn't even make an effort to dodge as it pierces cleanly through his skull. The spear falls from his lifeless hands and explodes into a flash of blinding light, which completely envelops George's corpse.
(Rakzad luck roll: 5+1)
As the light fades, a large iron bracelet is left behind where George once stood. It almost looks like a gigantic shackle, but it is adorned with several golden runes which look like tiny people, and the inside is padded with some type of cloth. Whatever it is, it looks quite powerful.
(Billy dexterity roll: 4+1)
(Rakzad dexterity roll: 5+1)
As Rakzad looks at his new treasure, he spots a glimmer in the corner of his eye and turns to see a butter knife flying at his face. He quickly ducks beneath the dull blade, and sees Billy over by the tower ready to throw another one.
Whoops, didn't notice I was dropped in, sorry.
Looking down at the treasure in his hands, Spatulus carefully loads one of the darts in to the crossbow. "Now to get some treasure."
Carefully move to the entrance to the tower and look around, ready to shoot the first person to appear.
You pluck a dart from your crossbow and load it while you walk towards the exit of the tower. You can see several people trying to kill each other, and the closest person seems to be holding... butter knives?
SYSTAR SPAWNS ON TOP OF THE BOULDER(Systar luck roll: 6+1)
Systar's waiver flutters into the air and explodes into a cloud of darkness and tendrils that would not look at all out of place on a cephalopod. The cloud expands for a brief moment, before suddenly condensing into a giant four-pointed shuriken with tentacles instead of blades. As he approaches this strange new weapon, it flies into his hands, and says in a strange and distorted voice:
"Hey buddy, name's Moretti. Now, I know what you're thinking; I'm a giant star made out of tentacles and I'm probably going to kill you and drive your family insane. Sadly, as much as I'd like to do that, my contract only lets me do that to people other than you. But from what I understand, you're here to kill a few people anyways, so how about we work out a deal? I'll tear these imbeciles to shreds, and you'll stay alive so that I'm not sent back to that damnable treasure hoard."MAPArthur(yellow):BB gun
Billy(orange):Throwing butter knives
Spatulus(red):Winged crossbow
SIR BADASSITUDE(pink):Lightning chainsaw
Kadzar(lime green):Black bow
Alina(purple):Copperhead
Archuck(black):Fluid-covered steel claws
Systar(white):Moretti
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