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[Toaster]

"Might as well take this sumbitch for a spin."

Practice throwing a javelin at a feet 20 or so feet away.  If anyone attacks me, practice throwing at them instead.

[GreatWyrmGold]

C'mon, Lilia, don't die...

[stefmor90]

"Die faster!"

Spike punch Lucky.

"AHAHAHAHA, you can't punch when you're dead!"

[scapheap]

"Die faster!"

Spike punch Lucky.

"AHAHAHAHA, you can't punch when you're dead!"

"Foolish mortal, you know little of the the lands be on death."

[stefmor90]

"Die faster!"

Spike punch Lucky.

"AHAHAHAHA, you can't punch when you're dead!"

"Foolish mortal, you know little of the the lands be on death."

"Okaysure. Would you bring me there with you some time? Wait I can't. damn NewU station contract."

[superBlast]

Hey evil old guy, go kill the badass guy instead. Thanks

[scapheap]

"Die faster!"

Spike punch Lucky.

"AHAHAHAHA, you can't punch when you're dead!"

"Foolish mortal, you know little of the the lands be on death."

"Okaysure. Would you bring me there with you some time? Wait I can't. damn NewU station contract."

"There a loophoop in those which would allow you a week to explore them."

Hey evil old guy, go kill the badass guy instead. Thanks

"Why? He did not steal my axe and refuse to give it back."

[Person]

Save my bro, by kicking his assailant(s) repeatedly. Also use the sword.

Edit: Forgot I had a sword. Geez I'm bad at this.

[stefmor90]

Hey evil old guy, go kill the badass guy instead. Thanks

"Hey I ran all the way over here to help you and you say that!?"
Actually the more I think about the more logic I see in this situation...
"Come John attack me, I have a weapon that even with a 7 badassery roll (Which you can't even roll) caused me to grow god damn feet on my shoulder. Imagine what horrors it can do to your scrawny self, and with this I am eager to see your demise."

[scapheap]

"Let me finish murdering this, ok?"

[Persus13]

Edited my character. Notice how my country singer is down on her luck.

[superBlast]

"Die faster!"

Spike punch Lucky.

"AHAHAHAHA, you can't punch when you're dead!"

"Foolish mortal, you know little of the the lands be on death."

"Okaysure. Would you bring me there with you some time? Wait I can't. damn NewU station contract."

"There a loophoop in those which would allow you a week to explore them."

Hey evil old guy, go kill the badass guy instead. Thanks

"Why? He did not steal my axe and refuse to give it back."

Well, he did tried killing you (though did too... twice) and doesn't he seem more dangerous then me?

Hey evil old guy, go kill the badass guy instead. Thanks

"Hey I ran all the way over here to help you and you say that!?"
Actually the more I think about the more logic I see in this situation...
"Come John attack me, I have a weapon that even with a 7 badassery roll (Which you can't even roll) caused me to grow god damn feet on my shoulder. Imagine what horrors it can do to your scrawny self, and with this I am eager to see your demise."

Well I don't know you and you want Lilia to not die too, so your a great distraction for that. Plus I die and she disappears. And I'm letting you have the kill so you can get another weapon.

[scapheap]

Well, he did tried killing you (though did too... twice) and doesn't he seem more dangerous then me?

"You attack me for no good reason, he attacking me because of you plus I like his guts, the brave thing guts not his actually guts."

[stefmor90]

With this roll change my guts WILL be everywhere!

[Kadzar]

Edited my character. Notice how my country singer is down on her luck.

She wouldn't be a country singer if she wasn't.