Find a bit of high ground, and assume a sniping position overlooking the closest area of activity.
You climb on top of the boulder, and look out at the battlefield. Man, it's crazy out there...
"Die mistake of a old god."
Chop Alina
Try to will the ice around my snake to melt, while using me spare arm to wrestle the axe away from my attacker!
(John dexterity roll: 6)
(Alina dexterity roll: 4)
(John dexterity roll for attack: 2)
(Alina dexterity roll for defense: 4-1)
John swings his hatchet in an arc in front of him, and Alina takes another step backwards, dodging the blow, before making a grab at the ax with her good hand.
(Alina dexterity roll: 4-1)
(John dexterity roll: 2)
(Alina strength roll: 4-1-1)
(John strength roll: 4)
Even with her frozen arm, Alina is able to grab onto the handle of the weapon, but John merely grabs the handle with both hands and kicks her in the gut, sending her staggering backwards. She briefly tries to cause her snake to thaw through pure willpower, but nothing seems to happen.
Oh look, both here and Perplexicon I end up with one bad arm. Also, Moretti evolving is awesome.
Slap on the helmet! See how it works. Chuck Moretti at anyone who attacks me.
You put the helmet on, and the gears begin to whir faster and faster, and a large gout of steam erupts from the chimney. You can feel your body beginning to heat up, and look down to find that your flesh has been replaced with boiling-hot steam so thick that it keeps its shape like a solid. A faint blue gas bursts from the arrow wound in your right shoulder for a few seconds before the hole closes up completely, and you find that you can move both arms again.
Sprint towards the unconscious Billy and drive the plastic needles into his neck. If successful get over to Arthur and try to help him into the tower.
(SIR BADASSITUDE strength roll: 4+1)
(Billy endurance roll: 6/2)
You charge towards Billy's unconscious body and jam a fistful of two-foot long needles into his neck. He snaps awake, and the wound begins to gush blood everywhere, but you decide to leave him to bleed to death while you carry Arthur into the tower.
Load my revolver, and look around for anyone. If I find someone, attempt to be civil, but, if they are not civil back, shoot em.
You spot Sir Badassitude, and give him a friendly wave. He looks you in the eyes, stabs a sleeping man in the neck with several plastic needles, and then smiles and waves back. Seems civil enough...
((Well...My alliance is over. Anyone feel like helping me?))
If Arthur (GreatWyrmGold) agrees, come to the tower and you can join us. Please watch the giant on the way in.
I'm game.
Anyways...
Crawl to the tower, give Sir Badassitude the chainsaw, ask for the BB gun back. Smack him when he says he smashed it.
(Arthur endurance roll: 6)
Sir Badassitude grabs you in one arm and the chainsaw in the other, and half-drags half-carries you into the tower. Despite your burns, you find the strength to rise to your feet and ask for your weapon back. You also find the strength to slap him across the face when he hands you a collection of bloody plastic shards.
I wonder...haunt moretti, allow him to launch the ghost of archuk as an attack
(GM pity roll: ?)
Your spirit rushes towards Moretti, and is torn to shreds by a strange aura around the black star.
MAPArthur(yellow):Plastic needles. Left arm horribly mangled, left foot gone, third degree electrical burns across entire body. Butter knife in pocket
Billy(orange):Throwing butter knives, book of locusts. Bleeding out from throat wound
John(red):Icy hatchet
SIR BADASSITUDE(pink):Electric chainsaw, One eye missing
Perrin(blue):Revolver
Alina(purple):Right arm encased in ice
Sir Robert Lootington(black):Dark sniper-rifle
Systar(white):Moretti, enchanted brass helmet. Standing by an office chair without a shadow. Body composed of boiling steam
And my grandma's computer won't upload images to anywhere, so there's no actual map this time. But everyone's in roughly the same spot, except for Arthur and Sir Badassitude being inside of the tower.