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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #810 on: February 05, 2013, 09:20:47 pm »

Especially since the system was, as I understand it, largely designed with our nutter friends in mind. And with good reason.
 
Also that video is awesome. My old elementary Geography teacher has burst into tears somewhere and she doesn't know why.

So, that's you American's big secret! New York isn't actually on the East coast, but is actually secretly located in Alaska! And you thought you could fool the glorious leader of Best Korea? Fi, fi and shame! :P
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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #811 on: February 06, 2013, 01:56:50 am »

North Korean missiles comes with built-in anti-missile.
Wait...they're packing anti-missile-missiles onto their missiles, or are they using chaff or something? My guess...they're using chaff, but it's actually just glittery confetti.
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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #812 on: February 06, 2013, 02:07:52 am »

North Korean missiles comes with built-in anti-missile.
Wait...they're packing anti-missile-missiles onto their missiles, or are they using chaff or something? My guess...they're using chaff, but it's actually just glittery confetti.

I think he meant that they come with 100% added fail.

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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #813 on: February 06, 2013, 02:08:26 am »

North Korean missiles comes with built-in anti-missile.
Wait...they're packing anti-missile-missiles onto their missiles, or are they using chaff or something? My guess...they're using chaff, but it's actually just glittery confetti.
No, the North Korean missiles themselves are the anti-missile and shoot themselves down.

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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #814 on: February 06, 2013, 04:08:35 am »

Posting to watch, before I forget. >_>
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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #815 on: February 06, 2013, 04:23:44 am »

North Korean missiles comes with built-in anti-missile.
Wait...they're packing anti-missile-missiles onto their missiles, or are they using chaff or something? My guess...they're using chaff, but it's actually just glittery confetti.
No, the North Korean missiles themselves are the anti-missile and shoot themselves down.

DAMN YOU EVIL NINJA MONKEY!

Heh heh, the left hand might not know what the right hands doing. :P

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Second Base: "We're being attacked, destory that missile!"
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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #816 on: February 06, 2013, 08:38:15 am »

I know it's the wrong Korea, but for some reason my image of a North Korean nuke is like the famous scene out of Dr. Strangelove. Except that instead of Slim Pickens rodeo-riding the nuke all the way down, PSY is kickin' it Gangnam Style on the missile.

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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #817 on: February 06, 2013, 08:52:17 am »

I know it's the wrong Korea, but for some reason my image of a North Korean nuke is like the famous scene out of Dr. Strangelove. Except that instead of Slim Pickens rodeo-riding the nuke all the way down, PSY is kickin' it Gangnam Style on the missile.

A million Internets to someone who can 'shop that together.

But make it kim jong un wearing sunglasses instead.
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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #818 on: February 06, 2013, 09:01:51 am »

No, make Kim that guy doing the hump-dance above PSY in that elevator scene.
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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #819 on: February 06, 2013, 09:09:53 am »

I know it's the wrong Korea, but for some reason my image of a North Korean nuke is like the famous scene out of Dr. Strangelove.

Whenever I picture a North Korean nuke, I see a rocket flying towards its target at about 63mph, slowly disintegrating until the target is just hit by a cloud of bolts and knockoff-brand plutonium.  Just like every Daewoo and Hyundai I've ever ridden in.
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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #821 on: February 06, 2013, 03:19:02 pm »

Vote on Boy Scouts accepting homosexuals postponed to May.
Isn't the underlying issue for the whole Boy Scout thing pretty much:
Parents don't want to send their kids under the care of an organization that has homo scout leaders and/or homo scouts.  (Cause they'll get infected with the gayz and/or get molested.)

It can be pretty hard to monitor this stuff with them camping out in the woods and what-not.  So that is a big scary factor.  On a technicality, the Boy Scout thing has a brand of trust from over the years. 
The current social/cultural resistance against acceptance of homosexuals plays a huge factor to why the Boy Scout organization is waffling on this issue and has not changed their acceptance policy.

I'm not sure where I am getting at... so in conclusion: Openly accepting homosexuals will break the 'illusion' that the Boy Scouts is a 'trusted' organization where parents can safely send their boys to learn stuff and grow to be upstanding manly men.
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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #822 on: February 06, 2013, 03:21:30 pm »

The underlying issue is that the BSA is run by the Mormon Church, and they don't like gays. That's pretty much it, in it's entirety.

There's a reason why the Boy Scouts as a whole aren't huge fans of the BSA and pretty much refuse to interact with them, and why the Boy Scouts as a whole are perfectly fine with gay scouts and leaders while the BSA is not.
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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #823 on: February 06, 2013, 03:22:40 pm »

Wait, who let them get ahold of it?
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Re: American Politics Omnibus Megathread of DOOM
« Reply #824 on: February 06, 2013, 03:27:39 pm »

What happens if a nuke is shot down in the atmosphere? I would have thought that the US missile defense systems would likely be able to cope with the amount of nukes North Korea can scrape together, though I'm less certain about other western targets.
Eh, America's detonated a nuke above Hawaii before. Made some pretty lights, cut out power and did some crazy shenanigans, but no one was hurt nor were there any sextuple conjoined squid babies. Pyrrhic scenario; nuke is destroyed nearby major city, lots of money is lost. Korea subsequently disappears from maps :(

All in all, I'm surprised there wasn't all that much subliminal messaging.
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