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Starting county?

Iceland
- 5 (13.2%)
Isle of Man
- 23 (60.5%)
Jamtland
- 2 (5.3%)
Sicily
- 2 (5.3%)
Duchy of Barcelona
- 1 (2.6%)
Britany
- 1 (2.6%)
Malta
- 4 (10.5%)

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Author Topic: Isle of Man; The Little Isle That Could - A CKII succesion game - Yearly Update  (Read 17046 times)

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Pretty good so far! I'll put this here to follow.
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Re: Marriage Mishaps
« Reply #63 on: June 27, 2013, 02:06:49 pm »

1066-67  Marriage preparation

There where a lot of preparations to be made for the wedding, Urist had been hard at work and now he had to decide who where gonna pay for it all. By rights he could collect a Royal aid Duty.



But with the girl being lowborn the amount of money would be quite minimal. No, it was far better to impress the peasants by paying for it out of his own pocket; perhaps they would forget her base heritage.





Wedding Bells


"Oh, aren't you beautiful!"

"Thank you my lord"

"Yes, yes. I am sure you are just as beautiful underneath the wedding dress"

"The he he"

*Kiss "I say, I am the..."  *Kiss *Kiss "OW! Uh, I... what is this?"



The wedding was held a cold, crisp September day. The bride had been beautiful in her snow white gown. Wows had been made and the guest feasted while the newlyweds retired to their champers. A splendid day so far Giric thought.

"Graaahhh..."

"A beautifull day, don't you think?"

"...aaahhh..."

"Oh yes! Fantastic! Urist was quite lucky getting such a beauty. Tough, was it just me or did she walk with a strange gait?"

"...aaahhh..."

"Yes, that was a bit strange. I... Are you hearing that too?"

"...aaahhh..."

*SLAM!

"LIAR! CHEATER! VILLAIN!"

"At the door!" "Good heavens, is he naked?"

"I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

"He is on the table!" "What is that he have in his hand?"

"THINK YOU CAN DECEIVE ME?!?" *SMACK "Eeep!"

"YOU CRETIN!" *THUD *THACK "Have mercy!"

*THUNK *THUNK "For the love of all that is good! Get this insane dwarf of me!."

"Urist! Calm yourself! Why are you beating your stepfather bloody? This is not... Is that a wooden leg you are hitting him with?!?"

"YES! ITS A DAMN WOODEN LEG! WHO DO YOU THINK IT BELONGS TO? I GOT SPLINTERS IN MA DAMN MOUTH! I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED!"





Honeymoon

The wedding incident had but entirely destroyed his reputation



But Giric had been right; he wasn't physically perfect himself and she was still beautiful. Besides, the lack of a leg made some, ah, things easier logistically wise. If nothing else he had managed to achieve his ambition to get married.



But now that he had a wife he better better get around to making a heir.



Sadly, she was a bit cold after his rather public revelation of her missing leg and wasn't keen on helping Urist get his son. Urist resolved to make it up to her the only way he knew; by showering her in gifts.



When that failed to impress her he gave her the position of High Almoner



It mollified her a bit but her she seemed to find the position far from challenging enough for a girl of her intellect. It was the dead of of Bishop Colin of Peel and his replacement with the far more competent Bishop Findlay as his Chancellor that gave him the idea.



 If he could replace one man, maybe he could get two birds with one stone and replace his drunkart spymaster with his very competent wife. That way she would be happy and out of his hair for the moment  and he would get his drinking buddy back. It was a win-win!




 

To top it all of Eirik had been successful in smoking out a sheep brothel smuggling ring and was sending the money he had confiscated. 



It was a good day




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This is a roller coaster ride for sure. People always praise without any meaning.. hehe. ;)
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1069-70  Family and ambition

Having won honor and glory in warfare at only minor cost of a few hundred of other people lives, mostly peasant and other irrelevant rif-raf, Urist returned home to find his wife laboring to deliver him a bundle of joy.




"She is beautiful, isn't she?" 


"Yeah, and look at those eyes taking the world, shes a bright little child, just like her mother."


"Tough, she seems a little... short even for her age?"


"Short? Nonsense. She is just the perfect size for an Urist"


A short bundle of joy



"... Yes, well. We need to prepare for her baptism."


"And the feast afterwards! Days of celebrations! Don't Worry dear wife, I will make sure its the party of the year! There will be cake. A big one. I need to invite a bounch of bakers and tasting sesion. I must get the steward and a couple tankards with me to cellar and find our best beer since there need be served a lot of beer. No. Wait. we gotta baptize her in beer! You think the church is gonna agree to that? They must!"
 

"Oh dear..."



Urist enjoys preparing for the feast a little too much...


"Oh, oh! And a poet. We definitely need a poet to write down our family chronicles now that I finally got one going.


Its only a few pages long, a family pamphlet in anything but name, but still.


"Sweetling, slow down, its sound wonderful but are you sure we can afford all that?"


"Sure we can. Or rather, the townspeople can, they aren't using their money on anything but wenches anyway. I am sure they will be more than happy to pay a little extra taxes for the sake of our newborn child."


Its not like a barony level vassal can do anything but whine



Playing the game of counties


"Sire! My lord! Good news! Remember the poet who wrote your, ah, family chronicles? Well, I helped him with his research and in the process discovered that your late father may actually have been the bastard child of the son of the second cousin once removed of the Count of Argyls Grandfather."


"My father is what now? I don't..."



"Anyway I have been working on legitimizing this and finally found a captains books with a ledger showing that your what seems to be your father having stooped on our isle to restock at the right time and later returned with a small chest of money that was delivered here. Likely child support for your father that paid for his education as a smith. What I am saying is that you have claim on the county of Argyl!"


Totally legitimate


"I do? Sweet! You there boy! Do your job and go get me my Marshal"


"Of course, all this traveling and bribing the right people to get this info wasn't exactly cheap, and admitting your father being born out of marriage is not good for your image."


"Hm, yes well, you gotta make sacrifices to get ahead in life. Ah, there you are Boris. It turns out that Argyl is by right mine Ready the forces! We got a county to claim. We set sail for Søreya by the morrow!"


"What? Wait. Why are we sailing for Søreya? You got a claim on Argyl, right?"


"Don't be daft. The count is not independed, to get his land we need to take on the duke on Gudrod which means taking his holdings. And as it happens his count Søreya have just been taken over by rebels, its weak and ready for the taking."


"But even with the trouble with revolts the Duke have he is still a mighty foe, he is lord of many times the land you claim. It would be extremely dangerous, there is little chance of winning this!"


"So? Are you a coward? Show some bravery. Its now or never, now that he is weak. Its time to strike. And Findlay? I wan't you to use the contacts you made finding this claim to try and sow further strife in the dukes domain."





"We ride to war as the sun rises. Dismissed."



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