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[andrea]

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[Tarran]

Inquisition>EVERYONE DIES.

Never again. Never. Ever.

[andrea]

seriously. it lags the game for half a minute, while it kills almost every person in the realm, child wards from foreign countries included. it even killed the queen which funded it!

Also, the Imperium Birladian was born during this session.

[fivex]

Inquisition>EVERYONE DIES.

Never again. Never. Ever.

Inquisitions don't even convert people. Instead, it appears that inquisitions are secretly eugenics programs.

[andrea]

eugenic program implies some thought behind the decision of who gets killed.
funding an inquisition means hiring a few mass murderers and set them loose in your country.

[fivex]

eugenic program implies some thought behind the decision of who gets killed.
funding an inquisition means hiring a few mass murderers and set them loose in your country.

There is though! The event has a 70% chance of killing you and a 30% chance of maiming you if you have certain traits. Otherwise, it has a 20% chance of killing you, a 30% chance of maiming you, a 30% chance of being injured, and a 20% chance of gaining prestige.

[Tarran]

eugenic program implies some thought behind the decision of who gets killed.
funding an inquisition means hiring a few mass murderers and set them loose in your country.

There is though! The event has a 70% chance of killing you and a 30% chance of maiming you if you have certain traits. Otherwise, it has a 20% chance of killing you, a 30% chance of maiming you, a 30% chance of being injured, and a 20% chance of gaining prestige.

Certain traits? What kind of wacky traits do you need to survive the murder squad?

[Megaman]

Does the invitation to jump in from the OP still stand?

[Tarran]

The OP doesn't play anymore. But nobody's really going to say no to new players.

[fivex]

eugenic program implies some thought behind the decision of who gets killed.
funding an inquisition means hiring a few mass murderers and set them loose in your country.

There is though! The event has a 70% chance of killing you and a 30% chance of maiming you if you have certain traits. Otherwise, it has a 20% chance of killing you, a 30% chance of maiming you, a 30% chance of being injured, and a 20% chance of gaining prestige.

Certain traits? What kind of wacky traits do you need to survive the murder squad?

You need to not have any of the following:

• Cynical
• Lunatic
• Depressed
• Drunkard
• Inbred
• Clubfooted
• Lisp
• Stutter
• Dwarf
• Ill

[Megaman]

In other words, have excellent genes and don't ask too many questions.

[Tarran]

You need to not have any of the following:

• Cynical
• Lunatic
• Depressed
• Drunkard
• Inbred
• Clubfooted
• Lisp
• Stutter
• Dwarf
• Ill

Oh, no wonder, my queen was clubfooted. So your kid must've been just plain unlucky.

[Tarran]

I'll be traveling east a little (relative to the entire US), so there's a very slight faint chance that some freak accident will happen and I will be late.

But don't worry, it's not likely. I mean, I'm pretty sure luck isn't my dump stat.



Also, Deathsword, you coming next session?

Megaman, you still interested?

[Megaman]

Indeed, I am interested. The 6pm GMT on the OP correct?

Also, I tested out the mod and it gives me options for part 1 and 2. Which one do I use?

[Tarran]

I'm pretty sure we've always started playing around 6PM GMT.

Both parts at once.