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GuesssWho

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Dorf Yourself!
« on: January 12, 2013, 09:06:48 pm »

GuesssWho has been content lately. She has stayed in bed a lot lately. She has gone swimming lately.

She is 22 years old. She was born on the 15th of July.

She is slightly fat. Her hair is shoulder-length. Her eyes are blue-green.  She has a slight overbite. Her skin is light tan.

She is rarely sick, but clumsy and usually very tired.

She likes snakes cats, books, computers, sci-fi and fantasy. When possible, she prefers to consume pizza, chocolate, donuts, fruit, fruit candy, ham and cheese sandwiches and Sierra Mist. She absolutely detests bugs and high places.

She has a great ability to focus, an extremely active imagination, a good intellect and compassion, but is depressive, anal and has poor social skills.

She stays in bed a lot. She taps her fingers when bored. She needs sugar to get through the day. She dislikes inclement weather.

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Dabbling Craftsdorf
Dabbling Writer
Adequate Comedian
Adequate Swimmer


Your turn!
« Last Edit: January 13, 2013, 03:23:16 am by GuesssWho »
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Dorf Yourself!
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2013, 09:54:55 pm »

Sirus has been quite content lately.

He is 24 years old, born on the 14th of October.

He is skinny. His hair is short. He is clean-shaven. His chin and nose are unremarkable. His blue eyes are somewhat baggy. His head is somewhat round.

He is almost never sick, but is quick to tire.

Sirus likes native gold, rubies, chairs, the color yellow, and cats for their aloofness. When possible, he prefers to consume root beer, cheese, and fruit. He absolutely detests wasps.

He has an active imagination and likes to make friends,
but is somewhat clumsy and scatterbrained.

He is slow to anger. He can handle stress. He is willing to help others. When he gets confused, he talks to himself. He needs caffeine to get through the working day. He likes working outdoors and enjoys inclement weather.

Legendary Procrastinator
Expert Reader
Competent Programmer
Dabbling Writer
Terrible Comedian
Adequate Swimmer
« Last Edit: January 13, 2013, 12:47:18 am by Sirus »
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Re: Dorf Yourself!
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2013, 12:18:37 am »

ikachan has been ecstatic recently. He had a fine drink of ginger beer recently. He had a swim recently. He took joy in slaughtering a sheep recently. He slept on the couch recently. He was burnt by the sun recently.

He is 16 years old, born on the 12th of July

He is skinny. His hair is nearly at shoulder length. He is strong. His eyes are blue.

He is slow to tire, but is susceptible to sunburn

ikachan likes fire, couches, and dogs for their loyalty and goldfish because his was a cannibal. When possible he prefers to consume chicken, lamb, cheese, fruit and bread. He doesn't detest any food that he's tasted.

He is often shy and submissive but can backflip on the ground.

He is patient. He has a habit of looking for food when bored. He isn't fussy about what he eats or drinks.

Expert jumper
Expert climber
Novice cook
Novice swimmer
Horrible writter
Adequate fisherman
Competent wood burner
« Last Edit: January 13, 2013, 08:36:36 pm by ikachan »
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Re: Dorf Yourself!
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2013, 01:28:21 am »

Necrisha is content. She has been amused by another's antics recently. She has had a decedent meal recently. She has been irritated by the cold recently.
She is a worshipper of computing, the god of software.
She is a citezen of Alberta The Northern Moneygubbers. She is a member of the Polish-Ukranians Double Thresher Cooks. She has arrived at the internet in the year of 1996.
She has the appearance of somebody that is Twenty-five years old.
She is short. She is skinny and given to develop muscle before fat. Her sideburns are short. Her hair is short. Her glasses are squinty. Her nose bridge is concave. Her eyes are grey-hazel.
She is agile and slow to tire,But susceptible to disease, and unquestionably weak.
Necrisha likes amethyst, flannel, pyrotechnics, and cats for their aloofness. She prefers to consume chocolate, bloodyblue-rare steak, coffee, and fruit of all kinds. She absolutely detests preppy-hipster-surfer scum
She is constantly depressed, and has poor spatial sense, but is immune to thoughts of suicide, and she is creative.

She is calm. she is quiet. she grimaces when biting back a retort. the twirls her bangs or reads when bored. she is prone to tunnel-vision when playing videogames. she does not show her teeth when she smiles. She needs caffeine to get through the working day. She enjoys working outdoors and challenges.

Adequate ambusher
Novice observer
Master reader
Adequate swimmer (rusty)
Novice knapper (rusty)
Dabbling kludger
Proficient cook
Dabbling craftsdwarf
« Last Edit: January 13, 2013, 01:31:44 am by Necrisha »
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EDIT: Keas restricted to tropical forests where they belong.  Those evil, EVIL, foul little things.
 
Edit: The baby murderer became a friend of the fortress, which started a loyalty cascade, and now most of the squad is dead.

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Re: Dorf Yourself!
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2013, 02:16:27 am »

Niding has been quite content lately. He ate a decent meal recently. He has been nauseated by the sun recently.
He has the apperance of someone that is twenty-eight years old.
He is short. His short hair is unkempt. His short moustache is well-trimmed. His short beard is well-trimmed. His nose is angular. His eyes are hazel encircled by green. His smooth skin is pale.
He is quite durable, quick to heal and very rarely sick, but quite clumsy.
Niding likes granite, bronze, quartz, cats for their aloofness and tigers, of course! When possible, he prefers to consume tacos, belgian beer and milk-based coffee drinks. He absolutely detests humans.
He has a sharp intellect, a boundless creative imagination, a natural musical ability and an ability to read emotions fairly well, but a large deficit of willpower, little patience and little memory to speak of.
He often feels discouraged. He is concerned about rejection and ridicule. He occationally overindulges. He can handle stress. He makes friends quickly. He tends to avoid crowds. He is assertive. He can be very happy and optimistic. He is bored by reality and has a wonderful imagination. He loves to defy convension. He is guarded in relationships with others. He dislikes contracts and regulations. He has very little self-discipline. He scratches his beard when thinking. He often taps his fingers to unhearable rythms. He needs solace to get through the working day.

A short, sturdy creature fond of coffee and silence.

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Adequate Animal Caretaker
Dabbling Cook
Adequate Swimmer
Novice Organizer
Adequate Record Keeper
Adequate Misc. Object User
Adequate Swordsman
Novice Comedian
Dabbling Judge of Intent
Competent Teacher
« Last Edit: January 13, 2013, 02:29:08 am by rawrcakes »
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2013, 02:42:46 am »

Suspense has been happy lately.  He ate a decent meal with dessert recently.  He ran a satisfying game of D&D recently.  He talked with a friend recently.  He was aggravated by a winter storm recently.
He has the appearance of someone that is twenty-six years old, even though he is actually thirty-two.
He is of average height.  His brown hair is kept very short.  His brown beard is short.  His eyes are brown.  He is somewhat skinny.
He has a keen intellect and is very rarely sick, but is quick to tire, clumsy, and very shy.
He likes video games, board games, role-playing games, playing piano, hiking, and snakes for their slithering.  When possible he prefers to consume mangoes.  He absolutely detests winter weather.
He often feels tired.  He is quick to anger.  He finds it easy to amuse himself.  He is prone to use sarcasm.  He does not enjoy meeting new people and tends to avoid crowds.  He is guarded in relationships with others.  He dreams big, but frequently lacks motivation.  He often cracks his knuckles.  He needs sleep to get through the working day, but rarely gets enough.

EDIT: forgot my skills!

Skilled Programmer
Adequate Pianist
Dabbling Cook
Dabbling Baker
Competent Game Master
Abysmal Conversationalist
Skilled Reader



Does this make anyone else feel like they're signing up on a dating site?
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Re: Dorf Yourself!
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2013, 04:07:38 am »

Lol. I almost want to do this myself after reading all this.

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Re: Dorf Yourself!
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2013, 04:12:22 am »

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Re: Dorf Yourself!
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2013, 04:21:31 am »

Why is everyone forgetting the kill list?
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GuesssWho

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Re: Dorf Yourself!
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2013, 04:58:13 am »

Because we've never killed anything larger than a fly, probably.
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2013, 04:59:21 am »

Lol. I almost want to do this myself after reading all this.

AHHHH THE IMMERSION!! GONE!!!

DTF has been quite content lately. He ate a good meal recently. He talked to a friend recently. He has been annoyed by long patrol duty recently.
He is a follower of Utzulhmázk, the god of atheists.
He is twenty-six years old born on the 18th of Galena 86
He is skinny and average in size. His short hair is scruffy. His hair is copper. His eyes are green.
He is very agile, slow to tire and quite durable. He is very weak.
DTF likes native gold, citrine, sapphire, the color green and cats for their aloofness. When possible he prefers to consume single malt whiskey and pasta. He absolutely detests small, noisy dogs.
He has a sharp intellect absolutely boundless patience and a great sense of empathy . He has little willpower a lack of understanding of social relationships and an unbelievably atrocious sense of the position of own body.
He is very slow to anger. He is is self-conscious. He is very distant and reserved. He prefers to be alone. He can't be bothered with frantic, fast-paced living. He has a fertile imagination. He tends not to openly express emotions. He is entranced by riddles and puzzles and loves to debate issues and ideas. He does not feel effective in life. He is frequently depressed.

A hideous specimen.

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Adept student
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Competent flatterer
Skilled liar
Dabbling cook

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Re: Dorf Yourself!
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2013, 05:06:49 am »

*LW grumbles about the ill practice of giving details out on the internet.

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Re: Dorf Yourself!
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2013, 05:09:10 am »

Hey, it's not like any of this is important. And we're probably making half of it up anyway.
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Dorf Yourself!
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2013, 08:50:33 am »

Nice idea for a thread. But I really hope this community does not only consist of depressed social awkwards   :-X
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2013, 09:13:30 am »

Nice idea for a thread. But I really hope this community does not only consist of depressed social awkwards   :-X

Wait what? I thought DF was a recommended treatment for psychological defects! Have I really wasted all these years playing it without it helping me at all? ... Just look at all those cute little dwarfy children running around happily and GETTING SQUISHED BY BRIDGES HAR HAR HARRARR ... *cough*
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