Journal of Captain Archmage III, still 1st Granite, 1097I did a better survey of the fortress, and found the sole surviving piece of the monarch is the thumb from her left hand. I heard something about the Vampire Queen going missing, but it was this bad? What the fuck happened? The fortress looks like a bigger mess from afar. There are workshops all over the place, mostly churning out stone blocks, but there is little transportation for the materials. We are at no immediate threat of attack unless the gates are opened or we open up the caverns again, and the threat from aboveground comes from a few undead. I hope we can eliminate them so we can clean up the aboveground area. If this fortress is the Mountainhome, we need to re-establish our position as the capitol before the situation gets worse.
I've issued the orders to get things going.
Citizens of Moltenchannels, the old "hospital" sited upon the surface is to be sealed from until such day as it is purged of its filthy contents.
I found all squads were ordered to be training and so on throughout the year. I've taken them off-duty at least for this month. I expect to do something about the scheduling, but we need some hard rest time from military duty (which can be better used to get this place running again).
I FONDLES A WOOD WALLS OVEUR AN FUCKING LAVA MOAT! In other words, someone clearly doesn't understand the meanings of "flammable", "furnace", "magma", "hot", and "dangerous". Take that shit down. Why the fuck do we need wood floors when we have so much stone anyway?
I've ordered most of the fortifications to be taken down. They don't have any walkable space on top, and expose large areas of the fortress. Before we have siege weapons shooting outwards, I want to have proper placements.
The dwarven caravan is to be let out through the cavern exit. No really, the fortress was completely sealed off!
For some wretched reason, there are no mining or engraving jobs scheduled. Seriously? I'm ordering mining works starting NOW.
A lot of animals have been left out of pastures, and some of actually starved to death. Those animals are going to be put back in pastures before we lose any more. This is a fucking disgrace.
Finally, we need some more items of clothing. I've ordered some clothe -FUCK
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