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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.1) The Queen! Corpses needed and loved <3  (Read 18791 times)

IronyOwl

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"For the Crown! The slightly excessively bloodsoaked Crown, but still the Crown!"

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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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I have returned.

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Haspen

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Um... I think you have the names switched in the first paragraph and the line after it. It was confusing me for a second lol.

Uhhh, another reason to not write anything at 2am :P

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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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"Defend the princess!"

Turtle up - go defensive.

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Defend my nearest team-mate!

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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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"J'aime le fromage!"

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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(Which am I already? oh right.)

For the Queen! Kill the rebel scum!

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EA games is like the dark lord sauron, and the gaming consumer demographic is like gollum.
Sauron makes the precious.
Gollum loves and hates the precious.
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Axe does not like people who disturb his slumber. FOR TINY PRINCESS AND TINIER BOY!
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...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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Attack someone, preferable not a teammate
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PS, Wrex, armor and HP are rolled by the GM

He knows, he added the stuff I rolled for him :P
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PS, Wrex, armor and HP are rolled by the GM

He knows, he added the stuff I rolled for him :P
That explains a lot.
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...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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"For the Queen! CHAAAAAARGE!"

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Love, scriver~

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"Charge! Kill the lackeys of the mad Queen!" Shouted Gragrar, insipiring his two comrades into charge.

However, Wraith Berry Smiles was quickly intercepted by Kaffehausen von Scriver wh otook the initiative. The two fought just like the others around them did. The courage in the heart of the woman surprised even Kaffehausen, who couldn't manage to land a blow on her body.

Then, Berry left Scriver behidn her and ran onto He of the Average Skill. The soldiers fought against each other valiantly, deflecting blows and dodging the strikes. It would seem that the two were evenly matched, but suddenly He stabbed forward with his sword into Berry's abdomen. The sturdy chainmail managed to cushion the blow and thus, the wound was light.

Right afterwards, Kaffehausen was attacked by the other of Princess' guards, Axe the Zombie Prez; the axe of this soldier slammed against plate armor, finally breaking through it and cutting open Scriver's left shoulder.

In the meanwhile, a one meter to the left, Stabbitystab von Overyunther and Jean Harcourt met each other in melee combat. Roaring like a lion and swinging his morning star madly, Jean tried to bash his opponent's skull into the brain. Stabbitystab skillfully dodged the attacks, and, seeing an opporunity, stabbed; the roar turned into a gurgle when Jean's heart was pierced, blood flowing freely upon the crimson carpet. Jean was dead even before Stabbitystab pulled his spear from the body.

Seeing this, Tarakai tried his chances against the wounded Wraith of Berry Smiles; but as hard as he tried, ultimately he was unable to pierce the defenses of the valiant woman, just like she couldn't land a blow upon the loyalist maceman.

After this, both groups seemingly became a little confused (or worried), because a chain of defensive stances took place; He of the Average Skill began defending his ally, Gloria Helmec I, just as she went on to protect their wounded commander, Kaffehausen von Scriver, from danger. Perry Govier, a young man with large shield, took a step away from combat and defended himself as well, seemingly afraid of fighting.

Prelude ends here; let the bloody festival begin!


No reinforcements allowed this turn!
Side B is at a slight disadvantage.

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Let loose a fell laugh and
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