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Contact with Influenza this year?

No flu, unvaccinated, don't know anybody with flu.
- 46 (48.4%)
No flu, unvaccinated, know somebody with flu.
- 12 (12.6%)
No flu, vaccinated, don't know anybody with flu.
- 21 (22.1%)
No flu, vaccinated, know somebody with flu.
- 6 (6.3%)
Caught flu, unvaccinated, don't know anybody with flu.
- 3 (3.2%)
Caught flu, unvaccinated, know somebody with flu.
- 4 (4.2%)
Caught flu, vaccinated, don't know anybody with flu.
- 2 (2.1%)
Caught flu, vaccinated, know somebody with flu.
- 1 (1.1%)

Total Members Voted: 93


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rabidgam3r

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2013, 01:17:03 am »

I tried to evacuate to Madagascar, but the plane was shot down over the island by their AD (Anti Disease) cannons i can hear them coming PLEASE SEND HELP
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GlyphGryph

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2013, 01:17:21 am »

Me and the wife are both pretty ill, but it doesn't seem very flu like. More of a really terrible cold than anything else.
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Xantalos

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2013, 01:25:10 am »

Quick, everyone evacuate to Madagascar!
Ah, Madagascar... the nemesis of every single disease ever.
Even supernatural diseases are helpless against Madagascar's ability to shut off it's boat port.
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Donuts

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2013, 01:26:53 am »

Quick, everyone evacuate to Madagascar!
Ah, Madagascar... the nemesis of every single disease ever.
Even supernatural diseases are helpless against Madagascar's ability to shut off it's boat port.
It's a glorious ability. Though Peru is almost as easily protected.
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Xantalos

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2013, 01:27:27 am »

Quick, everyone evacuate to Madagascar!
Ah, Madagascar... the nemesis of every single disease ever.
Even supernatural diseases are helpless against Madagascar's ability to shut off it's boat port.
It's a glorious ability. Though Peru is almost as easily protected.
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PanH

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2013, 01:28:25 am »

Quick, everyone evacuate to Madagascar!
Ah, Madagascar... the nemesis of every single disease ever.
Even supernatural diseases are helpless against Madagascar's ability to shut off it's boat port.
Pandemic ?
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Xantalos

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2013, 01:29:48 am »

Quick, everyone evacuate to Madagascar!
Ah, Madagascar... the nemesis of every single disease ever.
Even supernatural diseases are helpless against Madagascar's ability to shut off it's boat port.
Pandemic ?
Yep. The president of Madagascar practically invented paranoia in that game.
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Donuts

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2013, 01:30:26 am »

Quick, everyone evacuate to Madagascar!
Ah, Madagascar... the nemesis of every single disease ever.
Even supernatural diseases are helpless against Madagascar's ability to shut off it's boat port.
Pandemic ?
Yep. The president of Madagascar practically invented paranoia in that game.
I thought Stalin did. The Great Officer Purge anyone?
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2013, 01:51:48 am »

In UK lately it's Norovirus that everyone is getting. Some flu I guess, but not more than normal.
Aye. Though even that's past. UK is back to functional levels of disease again.

Xantalos

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2013, 01:53:06 am »

Quick, everyone evacuate to Madagascar!
Ah, Madagascar... the nemesis of every single disease ever.
Even supernatural diseases are helpless against Madagascar's ability to shut off it's boat port.
Pandemic ?
Yep. The president of Madagascar practically invented paranoia in that game.
I thought Stalin did. The Great Officer Purge anyone?
Stalin studied under the Madagascarian president. He's so paraniod no one knows his name or who he is aside from the president!
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Bauglir

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #40 on: January 11, 2013, 01:58:19 am »

Get a respiratory flu vaccination, catch totally unrelated stomach flu. RAAAAAAEG
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MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #41 on: January 11, 2013, 01:59:45 am »

"Stomach flu" is usually food poisoning.
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misko27

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #42 on: January 11, 2013, 02:00:52 am »

Quick, everyone evacuate to Madagascar!
Ah, Madagascar... the nemesis of every single disease ever.
Even supernatural diseases are helpless against Madagascar's ability to shut off it's boat port.
Pandemic ?
Yep. The president of Madagascar practically invented paranoia in that game.
I thought Stalin did. The Great Officer Purge anyone?
Stalin studied under the Madagascarian president. He's so paraniod no one knows his name or who he is aside from the president!
Oh god I remember that game. Took me forever, but eventually, I managed a achivement for it. Killing everyone, INCLUDING MADAGASCAR, in 100 days.
 
So many restarts. So many. Sometimes it only took days.
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Xantalos

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #43 on: January 11, 2013, 02:04:07 am »

Quick, everyone evacuate to Madagascar!
Ah, Madagascar... the nemesis of every single disease ever.
Even supernatural diseases are helpless against Madagascar's ability to shut off it's boat port.
Pandemic ?
Yep. The president of Madagascar practically invented paranoia in that game.
I thought Stalin did. The Great Officer Purge anyone?
Stalin studied under the Madagascarian president. He's so paraniod no one knows his name or who he is aside from the president!
Oh god I remember that game. Took me forever, but eventually, I managed a achivement for it. Killing everyone, INCLUDING MADAGASCAR, in 100 days.
 
So many restarts. So many. Sometimes it only took days.
One time they SHUT DOWN EVERT+YTHING before I even infected another country! The hell, Madagascar, how do you know about some farmer in the ass-end of Russia having an undetectable disease?
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Donuts

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Re: Influenza Epidemic
« Reply #44 on: January 11, 2013, 02:16:13 am »

One time they SHUT DOWN EVERT+YTHING before I even infected another country! The hell, Madagascar, how do you know about some farmer in the ass-end of Russia having an undetectable disease?
Cleaned the pyramid.
On derail: He DID A FUKKEN IMMELMANN!!!
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