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Author Topic: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean  (Read 20380 times)

Nuoya

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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #60 on: January 19, 2013, 03:01:00 am »
May god help us all

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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #61 on: January 19, 2013, 04:00:59 am »
An over abundance of magma means god *is* helping you.
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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #62 on: January 19, 2013, 04:59:29 am »
Quote from: Nuoya on January 19, 2013, 03:01:00 am
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I don't usually swear, but

What. The. Fuck.
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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #63 on: January 19, 2013, 05:07:20 am »
You got ocean in your magma.
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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #64 on: January 19, 2013, 08:13:08 am »
Amazing. Simply amazing.
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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #65 on: January 19, 2013, 11:54:01 am »
It's.... beautiful.
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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #66 on: January 19, 2013, 12:06:04 pm »
So this is what happens when you forget to pause... Fascinating.

Or is it that the top of the volcano was actually a z-level above the ocean?
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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #67 on: January 19, 2013, 02:11:23 pm »
Quote from: Nuoya on January 19, 2013, 03:01:00 am
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....I think this deserves a spot in that Hall of Legends thread as of now. That's just...wow.
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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #68 on: January 19, 2013, 07:57:59 pm »
I think you might have just won Dwarf Fortress.
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Quote from: Nuoya on January 21, 2013, 02:53:32 pm
So to recap, one minute everything was going just great, and the next we have caverns collapsing, firebreathing cave beasts, underground brush fires, a screaming swarm of poltergheists back for revenge, zombies in the corridors, drunken brawls in the dining halls, magma pouring into the caverns, rotting miasma everywhere, insanity, madness, and a flying crocodile heading right towards us!

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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #69 on: January 20, 2013, 08:06:58 am »
Forget bringing the dwarves to the magma sea

You just brought the magma sea to the dwarves.
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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #70 on: January 20, 2013, 10:12:47 am »
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How.
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The *large serrated steel disk* strikes the Raven in the head, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing apart the brain!
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Elves do it in trees. Humans do it in wooden structures. Dwarves? Dwarves do it underground. With magma.

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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #71 on: January 20, 2013, 12:35:42 pm »
Quote from: Coalwalker on January 19, 2013, 07:57:59 pm
I think you might have just won Dwarf Fortress.

Actually this is the problem now! There's almost no way to lose anymore so I need to rack my brain and come up with a good way for this fort to meet its epic end.
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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #72 on: January 20, 2013, 12:57:44 pm »
Through the HFS.  :P
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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #73 on: January 20, 2013, 02:08:32 pm »
I have a theory of what happened...by collapsing the floor into the magma pipe that had been building pressure for that entire time, i don't believe the pressure decreased on its own in a confined environment, so when you suddenly released it...

or it could just be the floor fell so far that ALL the magma flowed up too fast.
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Re: wtfembark: A hole in the ocean
« Reply #74 on: January 20, 2013, 02:44:35 pm »
Quote from: Nuoya on January 20, 2013, 12:35:42 pm
Quote from: Coalwalker on January 19, 2013, 07:57:59 pm
I think you might have just won Dwarf Fortress.

Actually this is the problem now! There's almost no way to lose anymore so I need to rack my brain and come up with a good way for this fort to meet its epic end.
Dig deeper.
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