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Xantalos

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Re: Crime
« Reply #75 on: January 09, 2013, 10:05:57 pm »

I hesitate to recommend selling the Double Barrel to the gun store owner. Instead, let's go find a new pawn store owner to sell this shit to.
Repeating cycle of pawnshop homocide go?
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« Reply #76 on: January 09, 2013, 10:07:34 pm »

I hesitate to recommend selling the Double Barrel to the gun store owner. Instead, let's go find a new pawn store owner to sell this shit to.
Repeating cycle of pawnshop homocide go?


Noooo. We need to be able to sell shit to someone. Unless we're going to kill all the pawn shop owners and rule over a world of empty pawnshops.
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« Reply #77 on: January 09, 2013, 10:09:55 pm »

You flip open the yellow pages that was conveniently on your front step this morning. There's one more pawn shop within walking distance, and a few more further away.


Name: Adrian Funk
Location: Apartment.
Inventory:
Normal clothes
Hockey Mask
Knife
12 Gauge Pump [5/19]
12 Gauge Double Barrel [2/19]
$1576.41
Housing:
Crappy Apartment
-$2500
Contacts:
Gun Shop Owner
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« Reply #78 on: January 09, 2013, 10:10:38 pm »

Let's go to one that's further away, and sell our junk there. Less chance of them recognizing the former owner's possessions.
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« Reply #79 on: January 09, 2013, 10:11:12 pm »

Go to the one closest to us that isn't walking distance; they'll have heard the shot.
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« Reply #80 on: January 09, 2013, 10:13:15 pm »

How would you like to get there?
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« Reply #81 on: January 09, 2013, 10:13:54 pm »

Do we have a carmobile, or a bike?
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« Reply #82 on: January 09, 2013, 10:13:58 pm »

Is there a subway system?
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« Reply #83 on: January 09, 2013, 10:14:50 pm »

You have neither of those.

There is no subway.
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« Reply #84 on: January 09, 2013, 10:15:10 pm »

Steal a bike and bike there.
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« Reply #85 on: January 09, 2013, 10:15:52 pm »

'Borrow' a bike if no one can see and bike there.
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« Reply #86 on: January 09, 2013, 10:16:24 pm »

Steal a bike and bike there.


An adult bike. That is not hideously recognizable. Preferably from someone that is not around at the time. Stealthily.

'Borrow' a bike if no one can see and bike there.


Er, or this. +1
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« Reply #87 on: January 09, 2013, 10:17:12 pm »

Would you like to bring your guns?
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« Reply #88 on: January 09, 2013, 10:17:39 pm »

Would you like to bring your guns?
If we can carry them, preferably concealed.
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« Reply #89 on: January 09, 2013, 10:17:59 pm »

Would you like to bring your guns?
If we can carry them, preferably concealed.


Just one, the pump. The other is stolen and thus a serious liability.
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