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NRDL

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Re: Crime
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2013, 09:39:39 pm »

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Re: Crime
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2013, 09:40:24 pm »

25 shotgun slugs. Almost certainly 25 kills, if used correctly.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2013, 09:41:26 pm »

25 shotgun slugs. Almost certainly 25 kills, if used correctly.
I think we're only using it to kill our pawn broker and take over his shop, then [SECRET]
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Re: Crime
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2013, 09:42:46 pm »

"Alright, final price is $1123.12, I'll ring it up"
You purchase the shotgun, and are soon ready for action. Carrying it's a bit awkward though.

Name: Adrian Funk
Location: Apartment.
Inventory:
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12 Gauge Shotgun [0/25]
$1326.88
Housing:
Crappy Apartment
-$2500
Contacts:
Pawn Broker
Gun Shop Owner
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Re: Crime
« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2013, 09:44:12 pm »

LOAD SHOTGUN :P
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Re: Crime
« Reply #50 on: January 09, 2013, 09:44:37 pm »

Go to pawnshop
LOAD SHOTGUN :P
Show it to the broker, as if we intend to sell it to him, then bash him with hit to stun him and shoot him in the face.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2013, 09:45:46 pm »

You insert shells and pump the shotgun. Oh, that is a beautiful sound.

You walk into the pawn shop.

"Hey, didn't I tell you I can't buy firearms?"
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Re: Crime
« Reply #52 on: January 09, 2013, 09:46:28 pm »

Shoot him in the chest.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #53 on: January 09, 2013, 09:46:48 pm »

Teach Xantalos proper grammar.

Shoot him in the chest.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #54 on: January 09, 2013, 09:47:38 pm »

"Yeah, I just wanted to show it to you."
Walk up to him, showcasing the gun.
"12-gauge, beautiful finish-"
Bash him in the face.
Shoot him in the face while he's stunned.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2013, 09:49:25 pm by Xantalos »
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Re: Crime
« Reply #55 on: January 09, 2013, 09:48:23 pm »

Face. Not him. Face. Gods. :P
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Re: Crime
« Reply #56 on: January 09, 2013, 09:48:48 pm »

25 shotgun slugs. Almost certainly 25 kills, if used correctly.
So...10-15 kills, most likely.

Shoot him with it, no bashing. That's perfectly nice finishing, don't want to ruin it.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #57 on: January 09, 2013, 09:49:08 pm »

Face. Not him. Face. Gods. :P
We might have trouble aiming. Nevertheless, editing.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #58 on: January 09, 2013, 09:50:32 pm »

You swivel the gun toward the pawn man, and he tries to jump behind the counter. You fire, and your ears suddenly begin ringing. It hits him square in the chest, and he falls behind the counter. Holy crap that was really, really loud. The counter glass is shattered, and a pool of blood is beginning to ooze from behind the counter.
Contact Lost: Pawn Broker


Name: Adrian Funk
Location: Apartment.
Inventory:
Normal clothes
12 Gauge Shotgun [5/19]
$1326.88
Housing:
Crappy Apartment
-$2500
Contacts:
Gun Shop Owner
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Re: Crime
« Reply #59 on: January 09, 2013, 09:51:13 pm »

Hide the body in the back room.
Man the counter.
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