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NRDL

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Re: Crime
« Reply #165 on: January 10, 2013, 01:09:41 am »

Score. Perhaps we should use the knife on any witnesses this time, instead of blazing away and drawing all the attentions.

+1  Bring the desert eagle though.  Just in case.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #166 on: January 10, 2013, 01:10:17 am »

Score. Perhaps we should use the knife on any witnesses this time, instead of blazing away and drawing all the attentions.
We haven't done anything apart from buying an illegal gun and shooting Marvin in the face with it, though!
Oh you mean future crimes.


Also, screwdriver is great idea. As well as crowbar.

Score. Perhaps we should use the knife on any witnesses this time, instead of blazing away and drawing all the attentions.

+1  Bring the desert eagle though.  Just in case.


I +1 you +1-ing me. :P
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Re: Crime
« Reply #167 on: January 10, 2013, 01:18:06 am »

You grab your knife and pistol, then also grab the mask as an afterthought. You grab your bike, and head towards the nearest hardware store. Inside you find a crowbar and screwdriver for $30. You leave, and bike around the rich neighborhood for a while, finding several prime targets. There's a mansion that seems to be abandoned, a very nice house bursting to the seams with a wild party, a sweet house, with a single car parked out front, and a few other places.


Name: Adrian Funk
Inventory:
Normal clothes
Knife
Desert Eagle [13]
23 rounds .44 Hollowpoint
Hockey Mask
Bike
$581.41
Housing:
Crappy Apartment
-Metal Briefcase
-$2500
-20 rounds .44 ACP
-70 rounds .44 Hollowpoint
-12 Gauge Pump [5/19]
-12 Gauge Double Barrel [2/19]
Contacts:
Gun Shop Owner
Pawn Broker
Arms Dealer
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Re: Crime
« Reply #168 on: January 10, 2013, 01:22:05 am »

Mansion. 
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Re: Crime
« Reply #169 on: January 10, 2013, 02:02:13 am »

Nooooooooooo. Party. Pretend you're having a good time while secretly stealing all their beer. And confiscate any drugs you see. Then go upstairs to the master bedroom and flip through the drawers for jewelery.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #170 on: January 10, 2013, 02:05:04 am »

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Mansion.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #171 on: January 10, 2013, 02:42:48 am »

Fine.  >:(
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« Reply #172 on: January 10, 2013, 09:39:37 am »

(shoud of got a hack saw back at the hardware store to cut down the 12 Gauge Double Barrel.)

are the and lights on at the house with the car parked out side?
if we get found out act really drunk.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #173 on: January 10, 2013, 09:48:01 am »

Go to the party!
Steal the jewelry!
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Re: Crime
« Reply #174 on: January 10, 2013, 12:59:28 pm »


if we get found out act really drunk.


I agree with this whole-heartedly. Carry around some yogurt or a banana and act like you thought you were supposed to be here, then stab them in the kidneys and face repeatedly.

Also, we should case the house with the car out front.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #175 on: January 10, 2013, 01:10:33 pm »


if we get found out act really drunk.


I agree with this whole-heartedly. Carry around some yogurt or a banana and act like you thought you were supposed to be here, then stab them in the kidneys and face repeatedly.

Also, we should case the house with the car out front.

Stab them with a banana?
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Re: Crime
« Reply #176 on: January 10, 2013, 01:27:00 pm »

No, with the knife we have. I mean, we could stab him with the banana, but we'd have to go for the eyes.
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« Reply #177 on: January 10, 2013, 01:37:09 pm »

No, with the knife we have. I mean, we could stab him with the banana, but we'd have to go for the eyes.

If we're going for a kill with the banana I would think it would be most effective to shove it down the throat so they choke on it.  If that fails gouge through the eyes with our thumbs while they attempt to scream with a clogged airway.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #178 on: January 10, 2013, 01:41:05 pm »

No, with the knife we have. I mean, we could stab him with the banana, but we'd have to go for the eyes.

If we're going for a kill with the banana I would think it would be most effective to shove it down the throat so they choke on it.  If that fails gouge through the eyes with our thumbs while they attempt to scream with a clogged airway.


... But we have a knife. Not only do we have a knife, actually, we've got a crowbar, a screwdriver, a knife, and a small selection of guns. There are better ways to do this.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #179 on: January 10, 2013, 02:11:43 pm »

No, with the knife we have. I mean, we could stab him with the banana, but we'd have to go for the eyes.

If we're going for a kill with the banana I would think it would be most effective to shove it down the throat so they choke on it.  If that fails gouge through the eyes with our thumbs while they attempt to scream with a clogged airway.


... But we have a knife. Not only do we have a knife, actually, we've got a crowbar, a screwdriver, a knife, and a small selection of guns. There are better ways to do this.

If he chokes on the banana, the cops could think it was just a drunk accident.  Probably not but maybe.  Not if we gouged his eyes obviously but that's just a bonus.
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