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[CaptainMcClellan]

So, will the Void God become a thrall, then?

C'est la vie!

We are fucked six ways to Sunday if that happens.

Mmmm.......

[Dwarf4Explosives]

So, will the Void God become a thrall, then?

C'est la vie!

C'est la morte!
The grammar of that sentence is probably incorrect.

[LegendLost]

So, will the Void God become a thrall, then?

C'est la vie!

We are fucked six ways to Sunday if that happens.

That's how life works;
Birth, marriage, then being murdered by an invincible thrall

[TheSaberTooth]

So, will the Void God become a thrall, then?

C'est la vie!

We are fucked six ways to Sunday if that happens.

That's how life works;
Birth, marriage, then being murdered by an invincible thrall.

If the Void God becomes a Thrall, you can scratch off birth and marriage

[LegendLost]

Lock him up and give him me as tribute 

[CaptainMcClellan]

Sadly, I'm afraid this will require a heroic sacrifice. Unfortunately, being as I'm on the side of Order, that will probably make me the first to die. Especially as I'm the Sheriff.

[TheSaberTooth]

Sadly, I'm afraid this will require a heroic sacrifice. Unfortunately, being as I'm on the side of Order, that will probably make me the first to die. Especially as I'm the Sheriff.

There are hero's in Murdermachines?

[CaptainMcClellan]

Sadly, I'm afraid this will require a heroic sacrifice. Unfortunately, being as I'm on the side of Order, that will probably make me the first to die. Especially as I'm the Sheriff.

There are hero's in Murdermachines?

A few.

[TalonisWolf]

  Although perhaps 'Anti-Hero' would be a more accurate term. They do good, but not always in the most moral way...

[CaptainMcClellan]

  Although perhaps 'Anti-Hero' would be a more accurate term. They do good, but not always in the most moral way...

That's fair. We can't have a fortress full of paladins though, and even the most moral among us are somewhat corrupt.

[TalonisWolf]

 Murdermachines, where the only good people are corrupt, and the bad considered heroes.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Murdermachines, where the only good people are corrupt, and the bad considered heroes.

Pretty much. Though how much you can consider entities like Anima "people" is up for debate.

[peregarrett]

Sorry for delaying the update. Hope will finish that damn year soon.

Anima have awaken from his sleepdrop. He's still plae, but looks better now. I guess he will get well soon.
A troll that was bitten by voidspawn smashed a door, an old depot and died at weapon trap, shot in the guts.
We're going to dig channels and flush those ponds to retrieve bodies and equipment of deads.

Winter has come.


Puff: Have you heard the story of my brutal death? I gonna tell you... That was a cold cold winter....
Sam Gamgee: Mommy! Why this dwarf is white and floating? Mommy! What are you doing? Mommy! Look at me, I'm a hunter! Mommy! I'm hungry!
McWaffle: What are you doing here, a party or what? I told you to load that cage trap hours ago!
Lilbear: ...........

Channels were dug, but ponds have frozen. Shit.

The Shaft Of Enlightment was dug and engraved. Just one lever to attach and we're ready to test it!

Someone was missing gecko sauce? Soon we got a new Newt Sauce!


So, Chaosmaker, you've proven your courage and power by passing the Shaft!

Though, you broke your shoulder, that means a few months in a hospital.

[TheFlame52]

Sweet, what's it going to do this time? Vomiting blood? Full body necrosis? Full body swelling then necrosis? Who knows, but hopefully it'll be as good as last time!

[TheSaberTooth]

Someone was missing gecko sauce? Soon we got a new Newt Sauce!

The only syndrome that beast could have is probably something that turns dwarves into newts

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYO0joolR0
Anyone get it?

Murdermachines, where the only good people are corrupt, and the bad considered heroes.

Pretty much. Though how much you can consider entities like Anima "people" is up for debate.

Refer back to my previous statement about the Anima's love to that voidspawn earlier when you want to see if he is a person.
Oh, and the unimaginable power he has and the countless lives he has taken.