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[JujuBubu]

ptw

[kefkakrazy]

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YULI WHAT DID YOU DO

[Yuli Vlasi]

guys, chill. i got this.

[Mr. Strange]

guys, chill. i got this.

We know where this is going...

[Just Some Guy]

guys, chill. i got this.

Elaborate.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Yuli has repeatedly caused massive damage to the fortress. In fact, I think he was responsible for one of Murdernmachines' deaths.

[kefkakrazy]

Yuli has repeatedly caused massive damage to the fortress. In fact, I think he was responsible for one of Murdernmachines' deaths.

Two, to be honest. The fort fell for the first time during my tenure, but only after Yuli fed 80% of the population to an FB.

He managed to kill the second FB on his second tenure... and promptly fed THE FB to 80% of the population. WHICH HAD THE SAME EFFECT, INCIDENTALLY.

(yuli i do love you man)

[AoshimaMichio]

Yuli has repeatedly caused massive damage to the fortress. In fact, I think he was responsible for one of Murdernmachines' deaths.

Two, to be honest. The fort fell for the first time during my tenure, but only after Yuli fed 80% of the population to an FB.

He managed to kill the second FB on his second tenure... and promptly fed THE FB to 80% of the population. WHICH HAD THE SAME EFFECT, INCIDENTALLY.

(yuli i do love you man)

Following this logic, he probably brought 80% of FB population into fortress.

[SanDiego]

Following this logic, he probably brought 80% of FB population into fortress.

Honestly, this wouldn't make the situation that much worse.

[ChaosMaker]

guys, chill. i got this.

We know where this is going...

Yuli has repeatedly caused massive damage to the fortress. In fact, I think he was responsible for one of Murdernmachines' deaths.

Two, to be honest. The fort fell for the first time during my tenure, but only after Yuli fed 80% of the population to an FB.

He managed to kill the second FB on his second tenure... and promptly fed THE FB to 80% of the population. WHICH HAD THE SAME EFFECT, INCIDENTALLY.

(yuli i do love you man)

Following this logic, he probably brought 80% of FB population into fortress.

[ChaosMaker]

whoops frogot to put in my input...but as said above...this is why i love murdermachines...

but right now, we need the fort back!! or a do-over...

if anima lets us start anew...because basicly unless we do a massive claim with an army beheind us with well provisioned stocks...i dont think we would make it beyond year 3 at this rate when we do recliams with all the voidspawn, goblins, theives, FB's, animals, and maybe opnce somone finds the adamantium unleashes hell on us before our millitary is legendary in the aspects of millitary fighting.

Speaking of the millitary, i vote we let the dwarves go weaponless except for wearing adamantium armour (FULL ADAMANTIUM) and then let them wrestle trolls to the ground....the armour will protect them from the blows...hopefully...

and once they've gotten at leats 40 kills under their belts (for the entire sqaud mentioned) we can give them weapons (if their legendary armour user, dodger, wrestler, anything else is optional), i suiggest adamantium axes, hammers, spears and swords. also sheilds be given to all sqauds. we also have a emergency marks-dwarf sqaud to be used as a execution sqaud for captured foes we throw into a pit and have a fortification built into the walls so we can pepper them with wooden bolts from adamantium crossbows...

can we get started on this shit please? and if i cant get resed as a weapon/armour maker, let me be a beastmaster (trainning war animals) so that one day i can train us....

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wait for it...

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WAR DRAGONS!!!

i so want a dragon...I PROPOSE WE BUY NOTHING BUT FIRE-PROOF WOOD IN THE NEAR FUTURE! even demand if from the elves if we have to...bloody tree huggers.

[MDFification]

whoops frogot to put in my input...but as said above...this is why i love murdermachines...

but right now, we need the fort back!! or a do-over...

if anima lets us start anew...because basicly unless we do a massive claim with an army beheind us with well provisioned stocks...i dont think we would make it beyond year 3 at this rate when we do recliams with all the voidspawn, goblins, theives, FB's, animals, and maybe opnce somone finds the adamantium unleashes hell on us before our millitary is legendary in the aspects of millitary fighting.

Speaking of the millitary, i vote we let the dwarves go weaponless except for wearing adamantium armour (FULL ADAMANTIUM) and then let them wrestle trolls to the ground....the armour will protect them from the blows...hopefully...

and once they've gotten at leats 40 kills under their belts (for the entire sqaud mentioned) we can give them weapons (if their legendary armour user, dodger, wrestler, anything else is optional), i suiggest adamantium axes, hammers, spears and swords. also sheilds be given to all sqauds. we also have a emergency marks-dwarf sqaud to be used as a execution sqaud for captured foes we throw into a pit and have a fortification built into the walls so we can pepper them with wooden bolts from adamantium crossbows...

can we get started on this shit please? and if i cant get resed as a weapon/armour maker, let me be a beastmaster (trainning war animals) so that one day i can train us....

....

wait for it...

...

WAR DRAGONS!!!

i so want a dragon...I PROPOSE WE BUY NOTHING BUT FIRE-PROOF WOOD IN THE NEAR FUTURE! even demand if from the elves if we have to...bloody tree huggers.

One does not simply reclaim a fort of the Deathgate series. It tends to end in cat overpopulation, overseer madness, and spawning chaos gods which torture the dwarfs for all eternity.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

I suggest setting up a danger room, if only to allow us to survive long enough to get the demons to fight the Voidspawn. Or just kill us, but that doesn't really matter at this point.

[falliant]

I'd like to be dorfed if at all possible. Name: Falliant, Job: Military if possible,  Gender: male preferred but it doesn't really matter, Skill: Axedwarf preferably

[SanDiego]

I suggest setting up a danger room, if only to allow us to survive long enough to get the demons to fight the Voidspawn. Or just kill us, but that doesn't really matter at this point.

Yeah, we had a danger room. Every time I fired it up a baby got mutilated. Go figure.