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[peregarrett]

Some risky constructions have to be done in the caverns. Luckily the most dangerous creatures in there currently are some bat men. Peregarrette is taking care of them easily.

Only damn batmen can breath in the clouds of miasma emanating from Boatmurdered.

Hell, when I read this, I couldn't help picture this.

Sorry for shit-quality.

[Yuli Vlasi]

...nananananana batman!...
we are in some serious shit right now.

[peregarrett]

...nananananana batman!...
we are in some serious shit right now.

Oh, really?

[Yuli Vlasi]

the year is almost over. i've secured the underground farms and ordered some rooms to be dug out for our dwarvesto sleep in. it's a complete mess and ugly as hell but it should do for a while.

of course UNLESS WE STARVE


remember when is said the next overseer should probably try to set up a proper food industry?
yeah, have fun with that


we had some incidents with a giant mole and a giant bat but the injured dwarves should be fine. in hope of saving the fort i reclaimed a lot of tallow.

 maybe it'll keep the dwarves alive until we get some plump helmets. or until somebody sets up an aboveground farm for berries.

[peregarrett]

I'm not sure if tallow eadible in raw, but it's for sure cookable into meals.

[Yuli Vlasi]

I'm not sure if tallow eadible in raw, but it's for sure cookable into meals.

Dog tallow makes really good biscuits.

[ChaosMaker]

welp were eating fat tonight!

and who the hell is cooking the plump spawn!?!

we need the plump helmates to be around the 200 spawns before we start eating them to insure we have a supply of cheap food and booze!

dammit! i suggest we lynch order yuli to step down for the next year...and put in somone who can save the fort via food supply and booze!

who wants it? (i sure as hell cant play duie to the fact im still at job corps...and if i could it would be a couple weeks before i could play)

also whats the situation on the surface? are the spawn still running around withe their thralls?

becuase if so were definetly taking the boatmurdered path and letting the enemies fight amongest themselves...or was it spearbreakers?

[Yuli Vlasi]

Finished my year. Will upload the save and some pictures of the fort... soon.

[kefkakrazy]

becuase if so were definetly taking the boatmurdered path and letting the enemies fight amongest themselves...or was it spearbreakers?

Spearbreakers probably, though I've not read it; Boatmurdered had goblins and elephants getting along just fine until they were all consumed in waves of fire and death from the Boatmurdered Mega Magma Cannon.

Until the fort was killed by a dead puppy.

[ChaosMaker]

awww the dead puppy....

hmmmm

.......

did anima say we couldnt weaponize magma or make a pointless contraption using lava? (i has an evil idea...)

Idea: make our sqaure box the size of 3/4 the map, and have a "land" bridge where we want caravans comming into...

next we find a lava sea, and make a lava proof pump and such...then we pump the magma into the ground surrounding the outside of the "safety"box...except for the land bridge! allow us to have a super-massive magma moat with still a path for invaders and merchants and migrants to get into! (i suggest an airlock scenerio so we can control who goes in and out!)

if not...then good luck fella's on making the fort survive untill we can get everything reclaimed and expand indefinetely...

i suggest that we colonize hell when we have a large enough army with enough cannon-fodder (goblins and thralls...and maybe if we capture one a spawn or two) and after collapsing several hallways onto the demon army, as well as trapvill...and letting the goblins fight the demons and Then letting the spawn fight the demons...we fight the demons remaining army in a battle worthy of deathgate! then we remake the bunker! and slowly expand into hell...turning the surface into a thing of the past! and then we take hell for our own! (aka:turnning hell into our immortal firey slave)

and then when we get bored we allow a final battle/allow a invasion of goblins and thralls come into deathgate...only to be slaughtered outside

[Lolfail0009]

Yes, Anima expressly forbade the weaponisation of magma.

[Gentlefish]

Dead puppy? I thought it was the eternal siegeburn that did BM in.

Anyway. One spawn. HARVEST THE CAVERNS! Yeah a berry farm sounds like a great idea.

[SanDiego]

HARVEST THE CAVERNS! Yeah a berry farm sounds like a great idea.

Harvest the caravans!

[kefkakrazy]

Dead puppy? I thought it was the eternal siegeburn that did BM in.

A dead puppy wedged open the front gates at one point when the Magma-Cannon was being fired and caused fire to spread through the fort. This being the 2D version, fire was even harder to deal with and the smoke and burnification caused a massive tantrum spiral, most beautifully exemplified by the Flaming Rampage of Sankis the Great.

[ChaosMaker]

oh course...i suggest we send the millitary after the spawn...frist the dogs and captives though! then we build a even bigger wall around the fort and connect it to the old murdermachines fort entrence...that way we can have 2 airlock capable entrenes in case of seige...migrants....and harvesting the caravans of elves and men. Dwavres are safe....for now...we need them for migrants!!!

wish you guys luck and looking forward to the new update!