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[AnimaRytak]

T̬̼̘̺̍̉̇͠h̡̙̰̥̠̼̥̉å̽̎ͫ͗ͮ͏̦t̥̝̤͓̩ͯͨͩ̓͡ ̤̗͔̖ͪͥͪ̅̌ͤ͘ͅw̷̙̹̘̓ͥ̇̑h̭̫̖ͯ̒ͩ̾ͬ͐ịͣͧ͌̓̃̓̚͟c̯̝͉̈̋̍̊h̋̔ͧͧ ̣͗̐͒i̳̩͕̻̗̭ͩ̄ͫ̔ͅs̪͙͌ͫͤ̕ ̹n̡̊ͦ̑o̴̥̗̥̹̗͕͖̽̂̇̃̊ͣṭ͙̪̲͍̟̤ ̲͓̍̔̋̕ͅȁ͍̝̻̹̫͔̋̓̔̇ͦl̥̪̭̼̪ī͓̃͑͂̚͟v̱̦̮̯̮̰̫ͬ̍͗e̸̮̝̻̼̜͚͊ͣͪ͛̏̅ͅ ̳͈͕c̴ͨ̍̅ȃ͍̘̪͇ͧ͋̉͘n͔̼n̢̺ͣͮ͂o͓̻̠͍̘͒ͪ̓ͣ͐ͫ͐t̨̲̲͇ ͖̭̱̼͂b̹̩̋ͮ̓ͧ̎ẽ͓̈́ ̘̟͙͕͔̈ͅk͕̼̤͊ͯͨi̸̻̻͛ͅl̜͓̜̙ͪ̃́le̠͕̗͑̇̂͒d̹̦̺͒.͉̤̲̜͔͙̙̓̿̓ͭ


The abyss cannot hold a God.

[SanDiego]

Aw, crap. He's back.

Let's hope he's on our side.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Aw, crap. He's back.

Let's hope he's on our side.

Hope? We have no hope. All we have is blood. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[kefkakrazy]

I lost a legendary succession game to kobolds.

Yuli, not content with being one-upped, has decided to lost the fort to eggs.

Godspeed, sir.

[Wafflelordling]

I lost a legendary succession game to kobolds.

Yuli, not content with being one-upped, has decided to lost the fort to eggs.

Godspeed, sir.

This is a most fitting depiction of this forum

[peregarrett]

We haven't lost yet! At least, before Void God raises as a ghost, probably violent or deadly one. So, I request things that 6 dwarves (of those one is injured) can do to survive.
Thing that come to mind:
- Dig and barricade somewhere in the shelter with tested supplies (no mor eggs allowed!) and spend time mastering weapon skills. When we're ready, we'll face the goblin horde and show them what a dwarves made of!
- Forget about outside, carve coffins, bury deads.
- Throw all our animals outside, let the gobbos play.
- Throw voidspawn captives outside, tlet THEM play with gobbos.

The Troll-Ye-Coaster is not available at this time 
Also, I found a lone goblin spearman who's made inside. He wanders up at the walls, probably deep terrified by what he've seen here and gathers his courage to jump down, back to his brothers.

EDIT: Can someone help me with dfhack script for changing ghost's behavior? Change it from forlorn haunt to violent ghost and such.

[The Mad Fool]

Who are the six survivors?

[peregarrett]

Who are the six survivors?

Minkerrow is almost dead, and I fear Olon won't get her help. Her hand is broken and cut open... Oh, wait, she's up and walking! Hooray! But wait... She took a guineahen egg roast! Shit, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Fuck. Olom cancels eat: Paralyzed. She lies on the rock throne and spends her last minutes on being On Break.

[Supermichael777]

FOR TEH LOVE OF ARMOK BAN THE TAINTED FOOD

The delicious egg roast must be destroyed before we all perish
it is only fit for thieving kobolds.

[peregarrett]

FOR TEH LOVE OF ARMOK BAN THE TAINTED FOOD

The delicious egg roast must be destroyed before we all perish
it is only fit for thieving kobolds.

I think I found every poisoned piece and forbade it.
Nothing happens here. We carve coffins, we arm with masterwork steel equipment and do stuff.
Lone goblin ocasionalyy scares us from the height, but it's harmless otherwise.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

I'd like to be re-dorfed as Urist McDead, as the dwarf who is most likely to survive for a long time.

[peregarrett]

I'd like to be re-dorfed as Urist McDead, as the dwarf who is most likely to survive for a long time.

 
I guess that's our militia commander. He saw that goblin twice and ran away unharmed both times.

[Supermichael777]

the inevitable spiral of doom when the next starving overseer unbans all the food that somebody baned for mysterious resons
IT MUST BE DESTROYED

[peregarrett]

17th Felsite
Looks like gobbos have lifted the siege off. The lone goblin pikeman looks worried.
And here comes elven caravan. Fuck you, assholes, I'm not opening the gate to anyone but migrants.

Oh crap. We have a sadistic ghost who've scared to death a turkey.
And the lone goblin pikeman killed a few animals with his pike.

And here comes summer.

[kefkakrazy]

We have a sadistic ghost who've scared to death a turkey.

Well, I can't really blame him, considering that most of the fort has encountered death by bad eggs.

I'd say that the Void God is liable to raise and start slaughtering our entire military out of revenge for abandoning him, but the FB beat him to it.

We should come up with a snappy name for that thing, by the way. Gecko with oval-shaped overlapping scales...

EGGPLATE?

EGGBOSS?

EGGSCALES?

I like EGGBOSS myself.