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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 827523 times)

SanDiego

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1680 on: October 05, 2013, 07:07:31 am »
Maybe we could export Yuli: "Succession fortress too stable? Too boring? Just get our Yuli VlasiTM!"
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Quote from: kefkakrazy on November 18, 2013, 08:01:50 pm
Welcome to Murdermachines. Try the gecko sauce; it's delectable and delightful, a wonderful blend of savory and spicy that makes any dish delicious without being too overwhelming.

(Warning: Do not ask about the manufacturing process for gecko sauce)
(Warning: Gecko sauce may cause acute respiratory failure on contact)

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1681 on: October 05, 2013, 07:19:55 am »
Great job, Yuli! That's a hard challenge to recover this place, and I feel excited about that.
Can't start just now, but surely will do soon.
« Last Edit: October 05, 2013, 07:54:37 am by peregarrett »
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1682 on: October 05, 2013, 08:32:25 am »
Dwarf Fortress, the game where totally fucking up everything gets you compliments. Thanks.
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Quote from: Lolfail0009 on May 11, 2013, 07:10:56 am
Take command. Lead your men. Hide in booze stockpile. Weep, and everyone weeps with you.
Quote from: SanDiego on October 05, 2013, 07:07:31 am
Maybe we could export Yuli: "Succession fortress too stable? Too boring? Just get our Yuli VlasiTM!"

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1683 on: October 05, 2013, 10:31:59 am »
...wut?

I leave for A DAY, and what happens? A massacre? No worse, a deadly, paralyzing syndrome wipes out 90 some dwarves.

If you EVER get another migrant, I'll die of LOL.

And bet 200000 urists they'll die within a in-game day ahead of time.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1684 on: October 05, 2013, 12:12:11 pm »
That's a sucker's bet, TalonisWolf.
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Quote from: kefkakrazy on November 18, 2013, 08:01:50 pm
Welcome to Murdermachines. Try the gecko sauce; it's delectable and delightful, a wonderful blend of savory and spicy that makes any dish delicious without being too overwhelming.

(Warning: Do not ask about the manufacturing process for gecko sauce)
(Warning: Gecko sauce may cause acute respiratory failure on contact)

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1685 on: October 05, 2013, 12:24:08 pm »
Man...who's still alive? Is The Mad Fool still with us?
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Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on October 13, 2013, 11:42:15 am
The closest thing we have to what some call 'allies' gets slaughtered in front of our gates. Unfortunately they don't transform into mindless beasts, trying to kill us.
Today is a sad day.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1686 on: October 05, 2013, 12:57:12 pm »
BTW, dibs on reclaim party if my turn turns out to be unrecoverable.
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1687 on: October 05, 2013, 02:18:38 pm »
given you were down to a peseant squad, I'm guessing I also suffocated?
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1688 on: October 05, 2013, 03:24:18 pm »
Everyone dead.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1689 on: October 05, 2013, 07:39:10 pm »
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1690 on: October 06, 2013, 09:44:07 am »
Quote from: ArchAIngel on October 05, 2013, 07:39:10 pm
Quote from: Pufferfish on October 05, 2013, 03:24:18 pm
Everyone dead.
Anything new?
Dorfed myself as the only farmer.
Dwarves keep dying slowly.

"Look, someone died just before he took a smack! I feel hungry too, by the way. Umm, looks tasty! Bon appetite, Minkerrow, and you, dead guy too..... WHA....????"

Fingun the 2nd, mayor, mandated one short sword to be made. Not now, dude, really.

Found a few more poisoned egg roasts, served on the tables, next to piles of corpses. One table had 4 roasts served and TWENTY FOUR dead bodies next to the table! How the hell that happened?!

Found more egg roasts coates with extract. Funny, but that's all guinneahen egg roasts. What's wrong with those eggs here? Will never touch any egg food from now.
And keets have hatched. Fuck. Please. NO. MORE. EGGS!!!!
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1691 on: October 06, 2013, 10:03:57 am »
We braved wave upon wave of voidspawn, but we will be brought to knees by poisoned egg roasts.
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Quote from: kefkakrazy on November 18, 2013, 08:01:50 pm
Welcome to Murdermachines. Try the gecko sauce; it's delectable and delightful, a wonderful blend of savory and spicy that makes any dish delicious without being too overwhelming.

(Warning: Do not ask about the manufacturing process for gecko sauce)
(Warning: Gecko sauce may cause acute respiratory failure on contact)

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1692 on: October 06, 2013, 11:05:01 am »
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Quote from: Lolfail0009 on May 11, 2013, 07:10:56 am
Take command. Lead your men. Hide in booze stockpile. Weep, and everyone weeps with you.
Quote from: SanDiego on October 05, 2013, 07:07:31 am
Maybe we could export Yuli: "Succession fortress too stable? Too boring? Just get our Yuli VlasiTM!"

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1693 on: October 06, 2013, 11:33:19 am »
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on October 06, 2013, 11:05:01 am
This explains fucking everything.
Except how for the void sake did you manage to poison all those roasts?
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1694 on: October 06, 2013, 12:55:04 pm »
gods forbid it gets on the socks
edit: dwarven investigative skills:"Urist McWatson "What did they die from?"  Urist McHolmes "Elementary my dear Watson, this is clearly arson! ooh egg roast."
edit 2: i just relized our dwarfs have inadvertently turned into a 1980-1990s UFO cult
« Last Edit: October 06, 2013, 04:04:27 pm by Supermichael777 »
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