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[Yuli Vlasi]

It is mid-summer now. This guy shows up and gets killed immediately after having a bath in a murky pool together with the void god.


Then those guys appear on the screen.

So I'm like 'yeah, no problem. i got this. i'll just send up all of our military and we should be fine.'.

And this guy is like 'nope.'.

You see, the problem is that I am still working at the underground farms. And there's a hole. In the wall. Again.

[Yuli Vlasi]

Oh yeah. Right. The voidspawn are killing each other. Nevermind.

[SanDiego]

They had a look at our fortreess and they decided they'd rather kill themselves.

[gunpowdertea]

"I'd rather prefer ritual suicide"...

[Yuli Vlasi]

Uhm. The forgotten beast got into a fight with some batmen and disappeared. But there still is a whole army of spawn and thralls out there. And. Uhm. We kind of are in a BIG trouble now. Because... Well... The Void God is the only one who immediately appeared when he was ordered kindly asked to defend the fortress. At the moment our entire military is scattered around the fortress, trying to gather their equipment. And the gates are still open. Aaaaand.... The Void God was just standing there on his own for a few days. Maybe he got bored, I don't know. But suddenly he decided to hunt for small animals, because appereantly, he was starving. And because of that he... left his post in front of our gates. And charged right into a voidspawn squad. I repeat, on his own. And it looks like he got so tired from getting hit in the head by a mace, that he decided to take a nap.
TL;DR: we are so fucked right now.

[Yuli Vlasi]

Oh god, I THINK the gates are closed.

[Lolfail0009]

Uhm. The forgotten beast got into a fight with some batmen and disappeared. But there still is a whole army of spawn and thralls out there. And. Uhm. We kind of are in a BIG trouble now. Because... Well... The Void God is the only one who immediately appeared when he was ordered kindly asked to defend the fortress. At the moment our entire military is scattered around the fortress, trying to gather their equipment. And the gates are still open. Aaaaand.... The Void God was just standing there on his own for a few days. Maybe he got bored, I don't know. But suddenly he decided to hunt for small animals, because appereantly, he was starving. And because of that he... left his post in front of our gates. And charged right into a voidspawn squad. I repeat, on his own. And it looks like he got so tired from getting hit in the head by a mace, that he decided to take a nap.
TL;DR: we are so fucked right now.

...Shit.

[Yuli Vlasi]

Ok, ok, calm down, I got this. The gates are closed.
...

And this guy is like 'nope.'.

Some dwarves decided to retrieve the bolts the batmen used against Shedim. And now he's following them back to the farms.

[Yuli Vlasi]

shit.

this is Ambassador all over again. it is even the same gate.

[Yuli Vlasi]

pls stop drinking and pull the lever.


nope.

[Yuli Vlasi]

It is dead. But it poisoned half of our military. Everything went better than expected.

[Yuli Vlasi]

last post for a while

[SanDiego]

People suffocating left and right and bunch more missing. Is there something unusual?

[peregarrett]

That's the outcome of being so arrogant to leave all the defence on Void God.
-Where's your Void God now?!

But by the kind grant of Armok we have the chance to rebuild our military from the clear sheet. Praise the Armok, and ready yourself to the painful death!

[kefkakrazy]

So did the Void God actually die or is he just napping in a warzone?

Because, you know. Void God. I can't imagine he'd be that much less deadly asleep.