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[Yuli Vlasi]

We... need...
TERRY FANART

I made one. My computer died before I could upload it.
Srsly.

[ranger22550]

oh i like being in forts that dwarfs life expectancy is 1-3 months sign me up as a dwarf. which ever profession is needed at the time is fine as long as its not wood cutting,hunting,fishing, or noble.

[SanDiego]

We are always in need of disposable spear catchers dutiful surface cleaners.

[tryrar]

Hey anima did you catch my request to be on the player list?

[Gentlefish]

Ahahah, already eh? I'll try to play tonight. I've got a new computer so I should be able to play it a little better 

I should be able to get some time in tonight and tomorrow. I forgot I even signed up. Let's see what I can do to muck this fort up.

[SanDiego]

If you manage to fuck this fort up more than it is your deserve a nobel or something.

[Gentlefish]

Okay so I opened it up and it doesn't crash on me...

I unpause and not even ten seconds in U get a report of someone being found dead. Great.

Where is everything? Why did slowpokez carve his name into the underground?

What am I, a lowly farmer to do? I'm not even close enough to the stones to talk to them, damn this farming business!

((No seriously. Where are the crafters? I'm building my own.))

[The Mad Fool]

Well, there are pain-crafters in the basement labs....
(By which I mean, there's a dwarven daycare, a magma bath, and steel spear danger rooms )

[AnimaRytak]

Well, there are pain-crafters in the basement labs....
(By which I mean, there's a dwarven daycare, a magma bath, and steel spear danger rooms )

If the dwarves aren't injured, we're doing something wrong!

[gunpowdertea]

Well, there are pain-crafters in the basement labs....
(By which I mean, there's a dwarven daycare, a magma bath, and steel spear danger rooms )

Yes, next to what shall become your and my offices, quarters and tombs at some point in time... So we can ... oversee the whole process of forging a new breed of darkness from the puny flesh of mere mortals.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Well, there are pain-crafters in the basement labs....
(By which I mean, there's a dwarven daycare, a magma bath, and steel spear danger rooms )

Yes, next to what shall become your and my offices, quarters and tombs at some point in time... So we can ... oversee the whole process of forging a new breed of darkness from the puny flesh of mere mortals.

I remember the pain-crafters. Can we get a screenshot of them in the next update?

[TalonisWolf]

I spent two rainy,miserable nights reading the original Deathgate-THE WHOLE THING! As soon as I found out that it had a revival, I went to the end to request a Dorfing:

Name:Talonis Wolf

Profession: Wolf Acolyte

If you have a Dorf with a beast syndrome, I'd like to claim them.

Otherwise, have the other dwarves hate me for my...elvish tendencies to worship animals.

Do your worst- The Wolf Gods/Demons will exact my revenge! They have allied with the Forbidden One, The Master Of All...TERRY!

EDIT:OH MY GOD THIS TIME YOU ACTUALLY HAVE GYPSUM!

EDIT EDIT: Minutes after saying Terry was my ally, I started coughing up blood. I take that back.

[Gentlefish]

Haha. Guys guess what.

School's hard. So much homework this year.

I feel terrible having to say no again. But I can't participate. I'll just watch.   

[AnimaRytak]

Terry stop derping the overseers damn it.

[Yuli Vlasi]

It's my turn again? Nice. I'll have a look at the save today.