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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 828228 times)

DrTaco

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1395 on: July 31, 2013, 02:59:33 pm »

Wow, this place is getting pretty fucked up.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1396 on: July 31, 2013, 03:04:33 pm »

Wow, this place is getting pretty fucked up god damned beautiful.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1397 on: July 31, 2013, 09:41:19 pm »

So, if the purpose of Deathgate was to conquer the HFS, then would I be right in assuming MurderMachines exists to wreck the surface?
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1398 on: August 01, 2013, 01:23:14 am »

So, if the purpose of Deathgate was to conquer the HFS, then would I be right in assuming MurderMachines every dwarf fort ever exists to wreck the surface?
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1399 on: August 01, 2013, 06:30:43 am »

So I finally got to download and play, and this is the first thing I see:
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Holy crap, theres armor and garbage everywhere. The game runs at a silky smooth 16 FPS on average, getting as low as 2 at points.
I tried to reduce the amount of surface crap, but in the process of reducing a few ambushes and stuff happened, so I ended up ADDING more mess.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1400 on: August 01, 2013, 08:11:17 am »

Build a pointless, extremely costly megaproject.

Do it.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1401 on: August 01, 2013, 09:36:26 am »

So, if the purpose of Deathgate was to conquer the HFS, then would I be right in assuming MurderMachines exists to wreck the surface?

Dammit, Pitchblende, my gut told me I was reading a Xelnath post.

You got me.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1402 on: August 01, 2013, 12:00:16 pm »

Perhaps we could build a gigantic pump-stack and cistern to flood the surface with magma to clear up some of the loose junk up there...
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1403 on: August 01, 2013, 12:06:26 pm »

Or we could make a huge garbage chute to the bowels of hell itself and dump all the crap there.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1404 on: August 01, 2013, 12:13:38 pm »

Or we could recycle?
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1405 on: August 01, 2013, 01:28:44 pm »

Dammit, Pitchblende, my gut told me I was reading a Xelnath post.

You got me.

Success.

Or we could recycle?

Hmm... Someone mod the raws so we can distill junk into a fine liquor.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1406 on: August 01, 2013, 11:02:55 pm »

Chaosgear, do you still intend to take your turn?
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1407 on: August 02, 2013, 03:52:03 pm »

Sorry, I'd love to, but life just struck like lightning. I can't.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1408 on: August 02, 2013, 07:00:30 pm »

Sorry, I'd love to, but life Terry just struck like lightning. I can't.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1409 on: August 04, 2013, 03:48:51 pm »

It seems Terry has leaked into reality. What have we done?
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