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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 828164 times)

peregarrett

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1170 on: June 07, 2013, 01:04:12 pm »
Lets throw elven sandals into siegers' faces next time! With steel minecart shotgun.
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Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

Urist McDwarfFortress

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1171 on: June 07, 2013, 01:14:10 pm »
Quote from: peregarrett on June 07, 2013, 01:04:12 pm
Lets throw elven sandals into siegers' faces next time! With steel minecart shotgun.
Tourist trap.
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Quote from: daveralph1234 on October 02, 2012, 03:40:56 pm
Sorry, for a moment there I forgot we were all psychopaths.
Quote from: katana on October 25, 2012, 04:10:58 pm
Someone who has random urges to make mog juice isn't exactly going to care about the cost effectiveness of obtaining it.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1172 on: June 07, 2013, 01:44:43 pm »
Quote from: Teh_Idort on June 07, 2013, 12:10:00 pm
BLOODY TOURISTS

Literally.  They are literally covered and soaked in blood.
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Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on October 13, 2013, 11:42:15 am
The closest thing we have to what some call 'allies' gets slaughtered in front of our gates. Unfortunately they don't transform into mindless beasts, trying to kill us.
Today is a sad day.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1173 on: June 07, 2013, 02:52:14 pm »
Quote from: peregarrett on June 07, 2013, 01:04:12 pm
Lets throw elven sandals into siegers' faces next time! With steel minecart shotgun.
How many times did you ask for this? Three times?
You and me are taking our second turns after each other. If noone builds a minecart shotgun until then, I could help you construct one.
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Quote from: Lolfail0009 on May 11, 2013, 07:10:56 am
Take command. Lead your men. Hide in booze stockpile. Weep, and everyone weeps with you.
Quote from: SanDiego on October 05, 2013, 07:07:31 am
Maybe we could export Yuli: "Succession fortress too stable? Too boring? Just get our Yuli VlasiTM!"

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1174 on: June 07, 2013, 05:16:37 pm »
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on June 07, 2013, 02:52:14 pm
Quote from: peregarrett on June 07, 2013, 01:04:12 pm
Lets throw elven sandals into siegers' faces next time! With steel minecart shotgun.
How many times did you ask for this? Three times?
You and me are taking our second turns after each other. If noone builds a minecart shotgun until then, I could help you construct one.

We haven't really had a whole lot of chance to build something as mechanically complex as a steel minecart shotgun, on account of getting nearly killed by voidspawn or the like every year or two.

Or.... or kobolds.

 :-[
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This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1175 on: June 07, 2013, 05:27:45 pm »

Quote from: peregarrett on June 07, 2013, 01:04:12 pm
Lets throw elven sandals into siegers' faces next time! With steel minecart shotgun.


Ok, Someone redorf me into an engineer and make me build this. Make sure you name me Ash Williams, Profession: Housewares

I shall make my boomstick, or I will die trying.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1176 on: June 07, 2013, 07:39:55 pm »
So, apparently, somewhere on the planet that Murdermachines is on, is a book titled "The Voidspawn For The Beginning Practitioner". This scares me somewhat. I only know this because it is engraved on an artifact copper breastplate.
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1177 on: June 07, 2013, 07:48:19 pm »
Quote from: GentlemanRaptor on June 07, 2013, 07:39:55 pm
So, apparently, somewhere on the planet that Murdermachines is on, is a book titled "The Voidspawn For The Beginning Practitioner". This scares me somewhat. I only know this because it is engraved on an artifact copper breastplate.
Sounds like AnimaRytak has been doing a little extra writing on the side...
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Quote from: daveralph1234 on October 02, 2012, 03:40:56 pm
Sorry, for a moment there I forgot we were all psychopaths.
Quote from: katana on October 25, 2012, 04:10:58 pm
Someone who has random urges to make mog juice isn't exactly going to care about the cost effectiveness of obtaining it.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1178 on: June 08, 2013, 12:09:40 am »
One question: Is it too late for me to ask for a turn? I'd love to take the fort for a spin (and subsequent probable destruction due to ineptitude), or am I too late and will the fort now belong to the more experienced players?
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1179 on: June 08, 2013, 02:51:34 am »
Quote from: Urist McDwarfFortress on June 07, 2013, 07:48:19 pm
Quote from: GentlemanRaptor on June 07, 2013, 07:39:55 pm
So, apparently, somewhere on the planet that Murdermachines is on, is a book titled "The Voidspawn For The Beginning Practitioner". This scares me somewhat. I only know this because it is engraved on an artifact copper breastplate.
Sounds like AnimaRytak has been doing a little extra writing on the side...
"Dear Diary
Today I ripped apart a voidspawn drone. It exploded in a shower of blood and gore. It was so beautiful, it made me feel like a princess!
~AnimaRytak
P.S. Fuck you Diary."
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1180 on: June 08, 2013, 04:00:39 am »
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on June 08, 2013, 02:51:34 am
Quote from: Urist McDwarfFortress on June 07, 2013, 07:48:19 pm
Quote from: GentlemanRaptor on June 07, 2013, 07:39:55 pm
So, apparently, somewhere on the planet that Murdermachines is on, is a book titled "The Voidspawn For The Beginning Practitioner". This scares me somewhat. I only know this because it is engraved on an artifact copper breastplate.
Sounds like AnimaRytak has been doing a little extra writing on the side...
"Dear Diary
Today I ripped apart a voidspawn drone. It exploded in a shower of blood and gore. It was so beautiful, it made me feel like a princess!
~AnimaRytak
P.S. Fuck you Diary."

Oh god I lol'd.

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Lastly, music for the voidgod.
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[RUMGOD][MURDERMACHINES_OVERLORD]
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It's probably worth mentioning that AnimaRytak is the only ecstatic dwarf in the entire fort.
Quick, check him for rum! The bastard's probably spirited some off to his lair office, to act as pleasant refreshment as his evil scheme unfolds!

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1181 on: June 08, 2013, 04:19:00 am »
Quote from: AnimaRytak on June 08, 2013, 04:00:39 am
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on June 08, 2013, 02:51:34 am
Quote from: Urist McDwarfFortress on June 07, 2013, 07:48:19 pm
Quote from: GentlemanRaptor on June 07, 2013, 07:39:55 pm
So, apparently, somewhere on the planet that Murdermachines is on, is a book titled "The Voidspawn For The Beginning Practitioner". This scares me somewhat. I only know this because it is engraved on an artifact copper breastplate.
Sounds like AnimaRytak has been doing a little extra writing on the side...
"Dear Diary
Today I ripped apart a voidspawn drone. It exploded in a shower of blood and gore. It was so beautiful, it made me feel like a princess!
~AnimaRytak
P.S. Fuck you Diary."

Oh god I lol'd.

Krevsin added to the overseer list.

Lastly, music for the voidgod.

This also suits him quite well, I feel.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1182 on: June 08, 2013, 04:19:46 am »
Excellent, I shall plan out the massacring of the populace train my Dwarf Fortress skills.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1183 on: June 08, 2013, 09:50:49 am »
Quote from: Krevsin on June 08, 2013, 04:19:46 am
Excellent, I shall plan out the massacring of the populace train my Dwarf Fortress skills.
I bet half of the DF player's first thought upon reading this is 'Where's the difference?'.
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Quote from: Lolfail0009 on May 11, 2013, 07:10:56 am
Take command. Lead your men. Hide in booze stockpile. Weep, and everyone weeps with you.
Quote from: SanDiego on October 05, 2013, 07:07:31 am
Maybe we could export Yuli: "Succession fortress too stable? Too boring? Just get our Yuli VlasiTM!"

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1184 on: June 08, 2013, 10:13:17 am »
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on June 08, 2013, 02:51:34 am
Quote from: Urist McDwarfFortress on June 07, 2013, 07:48:19 pm
Quote from: GentlemanRaptor on June 07, 2013, 07:39:55 pm
So, apparently, somewhere on the planet that Murdermachines is on, is a book titled "The Voidspawn For The Beginning Practitioner". This scares me somewhat. I only know this because it is engraved on an artifact copper breastplate.
Sounds like AnimaRytak has been doing a little extra writing on the side...
"Dear Diary
Today I ripped apart a voidspawn drone. It exploded in a shower of blood and gore. It was so beautiful, it made me feel like a princess!
~AnimaRytak
P.S. Fuck you Diary."

awesome...!
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