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[Urist McDwarfFortress]

A voidspawn snatcher beat half our military to death with a leather freaking bag?

No no no! Don't be silly. It was a silk bag!

Wow! Those guys sound pretty mean. We're definitely going to need that ballista battery!

[kefkakrazy]

I've grabbed a copy of the save so I could check off some names on the dead list. Prosnorkulus, Space Cat, Derm, SanDiego, Dortimus, Krosan II (!!!) and Thorkild are all among the slain.

Also, for whichever poor bastard is up for a turn right now, there are several animals about to starve to death if not pastured immediately.

I lean back and watch, now...

[Wastedlabor]

Have to cancel construction as dappercat decides to sleep on the roof together with his Peacock

Clearly the safest place, considering. :3

[Teh_Idort]

Hey, Set me up as the artillery commander.

Alternatively, create the housing chambers for children and create me as an insane child soldier whom was stuck in a cage with a dog for 12 years of my life.

Both are acceptable

(Bonus points if you make me a vampire in said chamber, for maximum insanity/)

[kefkakrazy]

Also, word of warning: there may be more voidspawn lurking, abandoning the fort on my save resulted in the "strength broken" message...

Oh god the voidspawn wasn't even WIELDING the bag. No, he killed all these dwarves with a donkey-slapping sheep wool shoe. His first kill was barehanded though, I think he stole some poor bastard's shoe and cloak and used them as weapons of murder.

[Gentlefish]

It's me, isn't it? Hoo boy. I'll be able to pick this thing up tomorrow maybe. I know I will be able to on Saturday, for sure - pump out a few hour's worth of gameplay. I'm, quite frankly, terrified of this fort right now. I won't even be able to check the thing until my next play, haha...ha. ha. ohArmokhelpme.

Voidspawns are getting a shiny deathtrap. Do they drown? If not, I'll just submerse them in a minecart grinder. They're gonna get the works.

[kefkakrazy]

...Lashidang got snatched in winter 252. Interesting.

[The Mad Fool]

Yay!  The Mad Fool yet lives!  Which just goes to show that while hilarity does ensue in this fort, justice doesn't.

[Mr Space Cat]

When we get our first voidspawn siege, I say we nuke the fort from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

[kefkakrazy]

Pretty much. That one snatcher murdered a dwarf with his bare hands, one with a cloak, and eleven more with a cloth shoe, killed five animals, and left several dwarves melancholy and suicidal including the mighty Prosnorkulus.

[Orange Wizard]

The fortress has really gone downhill since my tenure.

[gunpowdertea]

The fortress has really gone downhill since my tenure.

Sounds like normal to me. The only way the fort knows is downhill. And that's only a regular DF fort...

Can I be added to the overseer list (assuming the fort will survive that long...)?

[SanDiego]

The fortress has really gone downhill since my tenure.

I don't think, there is any other direction this fortress can go.

Also, beaten to death by a freaking silkbag? I thought these things didn't happen since the times of spinning xXPig tail socksXx.

[Yuli Vlasi]

Liason getting fucked by voidspawn. Traders getting fucked by Voidspawn. Hamstermen getting fucked by voidspawn. Migrants getting fucked by voidspawn. Everyone getting fucked by Voidspawn.

What the fuck.

[Jbg97]

heheheheHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAH
I still live! No man nor beast nor creature of the void can kill the StoneMan!