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[AoshimaMichio]

.... Aoshi was so enthusiastic to get his hands on a pick and begin mining he jumped into another vessel, and I can't complain about the additional help inside the mines.

154 years? 154 YEARS!? I finally got away from The Void and I'm already dying of old age?! Brittle bones ready to break of slightest impact ja stiff joints slowing me down... This won't do. This won't do at all. Although suicide is not acceptable, accidents are. I swear there's going to be a cave-in soon! Ulborb will pay for this! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[The Mad Fool]

My guess is he's gathering body parts and organs for his experiments.

Maybe skill with swords and daggers translates over into cutting up victims patients more easily.

Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.

[kefkakrazy]

Honestly, random crossbow-based surgical experimentation is probably a step up when it comes to Mad Fool's ethical practices.










Random urge rises: doesn't the game autogenerate raws for procedural critters like clowns? if so, doesn't it also store raws for their syndromes?

Someone should totally secretly modify something random, like duck puke or cat blood, to produce the blistering syndrome from DG1 and not tell anyone. Just like I had actually set up Hidden spike traps in random corridors linked to civilian-enabled pressure plates in other random corridors in hopes that I could later hear someone screeching "WHY DID DORF DIE!?" (I wound up not doing it!)

[GentlemanRaptor]

Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.

Sigged.

[InZane]

I added myself to the dorfinator

[OREOSOME]

My guess is he's gathering body parts and organs for his experiments.

Maybe skill with swords and daggers translates over into cutting up victims patients more easily.

Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.

I once did that in D&D. With a bow. On a flaming demonic skeletal giant's eyes, even though it was a skeleton.

[The Mad Fool]

My guess is he's gathering body parts and organs for his experiments.

Maybe skill with swords and daggers translates over into cutting up victims patients more easily.

Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.

I once did that in D&D. With a bow. On a flaming demonic skeletal giant's eyes, even though it was a skeleton.

The skeleton had its appendix in its eyes?   

[OREOSOME]

My guess is he's gathering body parts and organs for his experiments.

Maybe skill with swords and daggers translates over into cutting up victims patients more easily.

Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.

I once did that in D&D. With a bow. On a flaming demonic skeletal giant's eyes, even though it was a skeleton.

The skeleton had its appendix in its eyes?   

Yes. It was a strange adventure.

[GentlemanRaptor]

My guess is he's gathering body parts and organs for his experiments.

Maybe skill with swords and daggers translates over into cutting up victims patients more easily.

Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.

I once did that in D&D. With a bow. On a flaming demonic skeletal giant's eyes, even though it was a skeleton.

The skeleton had its appendix in its eyes?   

Yes. It was a strange adventure.

Do elaborate, please.

[SanDiego]

Or maybe don't. I still cherish my good night sleep.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Or maybe don't. I still cherish my good night sleep.

...says the guy whose avatar is a demon cat staring into your very soul.

[Orange Wizard]

Or maybe don't. I still cherish my good night sleep.

...says the guy whose avatar is a demon cat staring into your very soul.

Yeah, but we do have some standards here on Bay12.

[kefkakrazy]

Bay12 is the source of people who have:

Developed a process designed to automatically suffocate and capture one of the only deep-sea creatures that isn't murderous, violent, or both in order to harvest their bones for high-value knickknacks

Envisioned a supersoldier program involving forcing a child to fight for its life for twelve years in a small cell filled with biting animals, completing with a baptism by fire to burn off as much body fat as possible in order to create walking masses of scar tissue and bone and hate

Colonized Hell in order to grow devilishly-sweet sweet pods, defending it against all comers at massive cost of life and limb until every fantastic race on the planet was more or less extinct and finally feeding our world into the maw of a chaos god

"Standards."

[SanDiego]

Or maybe don't. I still cherish my good night sleep.

...says the guy whose avatar is a demon cat staring into your very soul.

You mean Mr. Fluffy? Demon soul-suckung cats I can handle. Overly creative DM and band of players? Not so sure.

[Jbg97]

Or maybe don't. I still cherish my good night sleep.

...says the guy whose avatar is a demon cat staring into your very soul.

You mean Mr. Fluffy? Demon soul-suckung cats I can handle. Overly creative DM and band of players? Not so sure.

Both go down just as easily when you've got a shotgun.