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[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Also, why are the goblins represented by buckets?

Terry?

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[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

Yeah... And still, I'm not on the list... And now I have no idea after who I should be dorfed xD
My number should be... 11, right?

[Orange Wizard]

(Yes but it is unclear over whether or not I am actually in the in-game position. And have a squad.)

Don't worry, you're still in charge of the military.

The human traders left. I couldn't take any of their stuff

Lots of babies are being born. Why haven't we set up some Dwarven Day Care? At least then the goblins wouldn't steal half the kids.

The sacrificial pit sucks. I dumped a yak down there, and it got a few bruises and a broken spine. Because of this, I'm setting up a new pit that is much higher up. It's going to be several z-levels above the surface, made from...
MICROCLIIIIIINNNEEEE!!!!!

[EDIT] The pit works! The miner who dug out the new pit plummeted to his death! Lots of bones were shattered, and lots of tissue was bruised. He died in less than a day after falling.
[EDIT2] Sadly, the miner was identified to be Jables the Stoneman. He will be missed.
[EDIT3] Migrants have arrived, so if Jables wants redorfing, now's the time to ask.

[kefkakrazy]

added Jables's death to the Dorfinator.

I would assume you can go ahead and redorf him if there's free bodies after everyone else who hasn't been dorfed yet gets one. We could probably do "automatic" redorfing since we have the Dorfinator list to show who needs it.

[Yuli Vlasi]

The human traders left.

Humans? Can you tell us who their leader is?

[StLeibowitz]

Saint approves of the choice of stone for the sacrificial complex.

Also, did the goblins get my dwarf's kid, or is he still in the fortress?

[AnimaRytak]

added Jables's death to the Dorfinator.

I would assume you can go ahead and redorf him if there's free bodies after everyone else who hasn't been dorfed yet gets one. We could probably do "automatic" redorfing since we have the Dorfinator list to show who needs it.

Indeed.  The whole idea of the lore excuse of body-snatching was to encourage re-dorfing of every character.
So whenever someone dies, redorf em!

[Orange Wizard]

Saint approves of the choice of stone for the sacrificial complex.

Also, did the goblins get my dwarf's kid, or is he still in the fortress?

Uh. I'm pretty sure your kid was taken by the goblins. I'm sorry.

The human traders left.

Humans? Can you tell us who their leader is?

Lon Lapaworu rules the Splattered Nations. S/he is a waxworker.

[StLeibowitz]

Uh. I'm pretty sure your kid was taken by the goblins. I'm sorry.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

~~~

Well, I hope the damned greenskins raise him right. If he doesn't appear as the leader of a band of goblin warriors in twenty years, I will be very disappointed with him.

[kefkakrazy]

added Jables's death to the Dorfinator.

I would assume you can go ahead and redorf him if there's free bodies after everyone else who hasn't been dorfed yet gets one. We could probably do "automatic" redorfing since we have the Dorfinator list to show who needs it.

Indeed.  The whole idea of the lore excuse of body-snatching was to encourage re-dorfing of every character.
So whenever someone dies, redorf em!

Ah, good. Glad to have Anima's seal on that one; I had started to worry that by beginning to set policy for the Dorfinator, I was coming close to setting policy for Murdermachines as a whole.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Also, did the goblins get my dwarf's kid, or is he still in the fortress?

Uh. I'm pretty sure your kid was taken by the goblins. I'm sorry.

Why are you sorry? Knowing Deathgate's history, that probably the best possible fate he could have hoped for!

[renegadelobster]

I added my self to the dorf list.
Thaddeus
The Fail-Saint
Hammerdwarf. If not available, Axedwarf works too
Thank you much!

[peregarrett]

Hey, it's third turn, and no invasions?
I guess my dorf isn't working hard.
Forge gold goblet/R, please!

[Jbg97]

-_-

[CookiesAndCremation]

Just finished reading the entirety of Deathgate... That was quite the read! Bravo, gentledwarfs!
I'm relatively new to DF, (about...2 weeks since I downloaded the game, most of which was spent reading about Deathgate...jerks).

Anyway, I need to have a tiny stamp on this, seeing as I missed out on the last one. I've added to the Dorf-inator.
(Side note, I would like profession as "Guy" regardless of gender).

E: I should probably also mention that this thread has my forum virginity. Be gentle