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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 826029 times)

kefkakrazy

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #210 on: January 21, 2013, 05:08:25 pm »
Quote from: Teh_Idort on January 21, 2013, 03:38:59 pm
Awwww, I have a tiny bearded baby.

Though the female organs are new knowledge to me, but hey, live and learn.

I'd love for Krosan to be my child, so I can mother him, and eventually abuse him. He's just a child, so he doesn't know any better than "I wanna be a soldier when I grow up!"

Not to mention I'll have time to impart the ways of combat onto him when I carry him into battle.

(But totally dorf my kid as Krosan, it'll piss him off to no end.)

Nooooooooooo!
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This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #211 on: January 21, 2013, 05:15:58 pm »
Quote from: slowpokez on January 19, 2013, 01:54:38 pm
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Aww. Poor little Steve! He looks so sad. But I'm sure that masterful engraving of CHEESE! on the wall got him up to ecstatic in no time!
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #212 on: January 22, 2013, 01:14:25 pm »
If it isn't too hard, can I get a dorf too?
Name: Medkit
Job Name:The Dwarf
Profession:Someone who has some medical skills,or a miner. Gender doesn't matter.
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Also wanted to say that I look forward to seeing all the fun ways this fortress can grow and prosper.
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My marksdwarf shot my armoursmith in the leg while practising, after he recovered the dwarf was possesed and made an artifiact....

"Leghurt the copper leggings" it was called.

"On this item is the image of a dwarf and a dwarf in copper. The dwarf is shooting the dwarf."

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #213 on: January 22, 2013, 03:59:21 pm »
How did I not see this!
I won't sign up for a turn at the moment but can I be dwarfed?

Name: Eoganachta
Profession: Sword Dwarf

Thanks
I hope to reclaim my position as Military Commander and Fortress Dictator soon enough.  :P
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #214 on: January 22, 2013, 06:09:24 pm »
Considering the death rate associated with this kind of fortress, I think military commander position will be soon freed up.
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Quote from: kefkakrazy on November 18, 2013, 08:01:50 pm
Welcome to Murdermachines. Try the gecko sauce; it's delectable and delightful, a wonderful blend of savory and spicy that makes any dish delicious without being too overwhelming.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #215 on: January 22, 2013, 06:10:27 pm »
Fortunetly with the reincarnation thing we got going, it's hereditary.

You underestimate my power.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #216 on: January 22, 2013, 08:19:04 pm »
I was just gonna spectate, but I can't. I'll sign up again for a turn, Lets just hope I don't become the chain of corruption again.
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Treatment status: Success.
Patient status: Deceased.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #217 on: January 22, 2013, 10:01:48 pm »
Quote from: Teh_Idort on January 22, 2013, 08:19:04 pm
I was just gonna spectate, but I can't. I'll sign up again for a turn, Lets just hope I don't become the chain of corruption again.
Teh_Idort
Ter_Idoht
Ter_I
Terry
You are the bringer of Terry.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #218 on: January 23, 2013, 08:13:38 am »
Oh shit.
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Quote from: Lolfail0009 on May 11, 2013, 07:10:56 am
Take command. Lead your men. Hide in booze stockpile. Weep, and everyone weeps with you.
Quote from: SanDiego on October 05, 2013, 07:07:31 am
Maybe we could export Yuli: "Succession fortress too stable? Too boring? Just get our Yuli VlasiTM!"

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #219 on: January 23, 2013, 09:43:26 am »
Quote from: Jbg97 on January 22, 2013, 10:01:48 pm
Quote from: Teh_Idort on January 22, 2013, 08:19:04 pm
I was just gonna spectate, but I can't. I'll sign up again for a turn, Lets just hope I don't become the chain of corruption again.
Teh_Idort
Ter_Idoht
Ter_I
Terry
You are the bringer of Terry.
Well...

Idort DID miss his turn on Deathgate I because save corruption ate his file...

It was arguably the first major sign of the end, the first sign that Terry was angry enough to destroy us.

Bastard IS the BRINGER OF TERRY!
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Quote from: RPB on April 05, 2009, 03:39:13 am
This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #220 on: January 23, 2013, 12:56:07 pm »
Quote from: kefkakrazy on January 23, 2013, 09:43:26 am
Quote from: Jbg97 on January 22, 2013, 10:01:48 pm
Teh_Idort
Ter_Idoht
Ter_I
Terry
You are the bringer of Terry.
Well...

Idort DID miss his turn on Deathgate I because save corruption ate his file...

It was arguably the first major sign of the end, the first sign that Terry was angry enough to destroy us.

Bastard IS the BRINGER OF TERRY!

pls no.
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on June 28, 2013, 04:57:29 pm
Treatment status: Success.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #221 on: January 23, 2013, 02:13:54 pm »
Quote from: Teh_Idort on January 23, 2013, 12:56:07 pm
Quote from: kefkakrazy on January 23, 2013, 09:43:26 am
Quote from: Jbg97 on January 22, 2013, 10:01:48 pm
Teh_Idort
Ter_Idoht
Ter_I
Terry
You are the bringer of Terry.
Well...

Idort DID miss his turn on Deathgate I because save corruption ate his file...

It was arguably the first major sign of the end, the first sign that Terry was angry enough to destroy us.

Bastard IS the BRINGER OF TERRY!

pls no.

Terrybringer?
Derpbringer?
OHGODbringer?
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It's probably worth mentioning that AnimaRytak is the only ecstatic dwarf in the entire fort.
Quick, check him for rum! The bastard's probably spirited some off to his lair office, to act as pleasant refreshment as his evil scheme unfolds!

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #222 on: January 23, 2013, 02:19:02 pm »
Oi, remember who we got defendin' the place, eh?
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #223 on: January 23, 2013, 03:02:10 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on January 23, 2013, 02:19:02 pm
Oi, remember who we got defendin' the place, eh?
We are so dead. Again.
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Quote from: Lolfail0009 on May 11, 2013, 07:10:56 am
Take command. Lead your men. Hide in booze stockpile. Weep, and everyone weeps with you.
Quote from: SanDiego on October 05, 2013, 07:07:31 am
Maybe we could export Yuli: "Succession fortress too stable? Too boring? Just get our Yuli VlasiTM!"

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #224 on: January 23, 2013, 03:14:40 pm »
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on January 23, 2013, 03:02:10 pm
Quote from: dermonster on January 23, 2013, 02:19:02 pm
Oi, remember who we got defendin' the place, eh?
We are so dead. Again.
"Dead" does not even begin to describe what is going to happen to us. We let the corruption in, and we shall pay with what is left of our souls. So, the price will be relatively cheap, actually.
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
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