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[peregarrett]

Name her Peregarrette =)

[Yuli Vlasi]

Hmm.  Not exactly what I pictured but still interesting.  Almost reminds me of an Evangelion.

I initially wanted it to look like a mixture of tyranids and District 9's prawns. I failed at it and just drew this.

That's pretty cool. I assume this is done in Photoshop? Cool smoky sorta texture you did there, it reminds me of sandstorms or something.

Thank you. No it's not photoshop. I drew it's general shape by hand and coloured it in using Paint.NET

[kefkakrazy]

YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

I WAS THE FIRST DORF TO DIE IN DEATHGATE II!

(Redorf when availability permits as Krosan II, marksdwarf. Squad captain would be nice but not required.)

[SanDiego]

First dwarf to die in Deathgate; that's got to be something like being the first person to use a PC.

[GentlemanRaptor]

He won't be the only one, that's for sure. The military always ends up dying first and in the most imaginative ways.

[StLeibowitz]

YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

I WAS THE FIRST DORF TO DIE IN DEATHGATE II!

(Redorf when availability permits as Krosan II, marksdwarf. Squad captain would be nice but not required.)

This is the first post I have seen on these forums that makes me doubt the poster's sanity.

[kefkakrazy]

YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

I WAS THE FIRST DORF TO DIE IN DEATHGATE II!

(Redorf when availability permits as Krosan II, marksdwarf. Squad captain would be nice but not required.)

This is the first post I have seen on these forums that makes me doubt the poster's sanity.

Really? Have you not read the Dwarven Childcare thread or the Mermaid Farming thread?


In seriousness, not only did my dorf officially christen Murdermachines, it did it in the most epic way I could have hoped for: getting chomped by the wereape.

The only way that could have been better is if I'd survived the bite and transformed later.

Gentlemen, we're off to a brilliant start. I heartily expect to be up to Krosan IV before my turn rolls around. Get to it.

[NRDL]

I am surprised.  Things are going quite well.  No chaos, not yet. 

[Orange Wizard]

YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

I WAS THE FIRST DORF TO DIE IN DEATHGATE II!

(Redorf when availability permits as Krosan II, marksdwarf. Squad captain would be nice but not required.)

This is the first post I have seen on these forums that makes me doubt the poster's sanity.

W... what? Seriously, there's definitely some weird stuff here. Please ignore my part in that thread.

[StLeibowitz]

W... what? Seriously, there's definitely some weird stuff here. Please ignore my part in that thread.

There are posts which are telling of interesting anecdotes from the game - such as a mummy biting one's back teeth out - and then there the threads like the Mermaid slaughter thread and Dwarven Day Care that have a kind of twisted pragmatism  behind them. And then there are posts in which the poster is gleefully proclaiming his death by strangulation as the first dwarf to kick the bucket in a fortress. That's just abnormal.

...and so is that thread you linked me to oh God why.

[Yuli Vlasi]

Please ignore my part in that thread.

CANNOT. UNSEE.

[AnimaRytak]

Some forts are baptized in booze.  Others in magma.  Murdermachines was baptized in the blood of Kogan and a wereape.
And the piss of some scared recruit.

[SanDiego]

Wonder when Terry's comming back.

[Teh_Idort]

Some forts are baptized in booze.  Others in magma.  Murdermachines was baptized in the blood of Kogan and a wereape.
And the piss of some scared recruit.

What's great about all that, is that you can make a 'Murdermachines cocktail' out of all of those and it'd still be less creepy than half the things that go on in the fort.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Dorf me please:

Name: Steve
Job Name: Destroyer of trees!
Profession: Potash maker (I can also be a wood-burner, if I really must be slightly useful)