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[GentlemanRaptor]

Anima, your words are going across the screen, but try as I might, all I can see is "we must build a bunker filled with captured voidspawn and dump them on the demons!"

Like the DUCKOTRON, except even more fun! This is something I can get behind.

[Teh_Idort]

Like the DUCKOTRON, except even more fun! This is something I can get behind.

DUCKOTRON, except even more fun!

I think something is more fun than the DUCKOTRON!

HERESY. NAUGHT IS MORE FUN THAN THE DUCKOTRON

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[GentlemanRaptor]

I'ma go hide from the inquisitors now.

[Teh_Idort]

I'ma go hide from the inquisitors now.

YOU ACT AS IF YOU EXPECT THEM... KNAVE. NO ONE CAN EXPECT THE DWARVISH INQUISITION.

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Ok, I'm done spamming with shitty paint images, I swear. For reals.

[gunpowdertea]

Wow. Voidspawn are badass. That syndrome... how long did it take for Maxwell Edison to transform after the bite?

Oh, and @ slate-fool: *claps hand* well played. Now dig deeper!

[peregarrett]

Wow. Voidspawn are badass. That syndrome... how long did it take for Maxwell Edison to transform after the bite?

Well, he transformed half-way to the hospital. I guess if it takes ten times longer - the post-transformation effect would cause much more FUN.

Oh, and @ slate-fool: *claps hand* well played. Now dig deeper!

Thanks, I'm honored. Yes, I definitely will arrange the clash between Voidspawn and Hellspawn. Or set up The Arena at least.

[Nonsequitorian]

Am I dead yet? If so, I request kindly a re-dwarfing.

Also this is turning out to be as awesome as I'd hoped. I can't wait till I can open this bag of worms and write a big thing about it.

[peregarrett]

Am I dead yet? If so, I request kindly a re-dwarfing.

Also this is turning out to be as awesome as I'd hoped. I can't wait till I can open this bag of worms and write a big thing about it.

Huh? You aren't in Dorfinator, and I don't see your request. Add yourself there!

[SanDiego]

I'm not dead! Most excellent!

[peregarrett]

18th Galena
We got migrant wave, and human merchants. And a few days after that goblin siege appeared. Just goblins.


FUCK YOU GOBLINS!!! I don't care if they stay under our walls forever. I just will show them my ass from above!

We locked the gate and they stumbled in confusion. Screw them, we need to arm our military with steel before charging into fight. Also, we captured a few their war jabberers.

[CognitiveDissonance]

You misunderstand. Those are Goblin migrants, who have heard about the wealth of the fortress and have come to live in our cages/moats/arenas.

[peregarrett]

You misunderstand. Those are Goblin migrants, who have heard about the wealth of the fortress and have come to live in our cages/moats/arenas.

Who needs goblins when we have Voidspawn and Hellspawn? Screw them, I don't have time for that now.

Meanwhile...

Nothing so special, but nice thing anyway. Spikes and octagon cut gem. Called Alliedbraided.

[TheFlame52]

Awww, look at Derm's little baybeee!   

[SanDiego]

All right. One would say, I'd get used to this, but HELL NO.

War jabberers and rutherers? Normal. Giant rat, toad and olms? I can deal with. But giant cave swallow? The hell? Since when do goblins use freaking giant swallows?

[Mr Space Cat]

Ever since giant common domestic birds were badass.