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[kefkakrazy]

I got mine for accidentally letting demons into our Hellbunker while trying to build a machine to hold and dispense ducks onto the surface of Hell.

NRDL's Baelor, "The Bastard," was murdered by gecko demons while the ghost of his first incarnation watched. A trio of spirits of flame managed to waft into the underground booze storage and set the whole damn thing on fire, only eventually being put down after spending a full minute trying to kill one cat. The original Krosan fought a Monkey Brute to the edge of death before a recruit showed up to land the finishing blow, finally being carted away to The Mad Fool's infirmary with massive full-body blistering and scarring caused by the monkey brute's secretions.

But I finished my god damn duck machine. TAKE THAT, HELL.

(Of course, the ducks invariably broke bones on the way down, making them officially the worst paratroopers in history, but such is the cost of progress.)

[TheFlame52]

I started breeding ducks for a new duck machine.

[Wolfkit]

I started breeding ducks for a new duck machine.

I noticed. Spammed the combat log half to hell.

[TheSaberTooth]

I started breeding ducks for a new duck machine.

Darkwing incoming.

[Grombardrim]

Is... Is Murdermachines still alive? If so, that's actually really kinda terrifying.

[Lolfail0009]

Is... Is Murdermachines still alive? If so, that's actually really kinda terrifying.

It's only about as alive as an El'Drazi, but yes, it is alive. Kinda.

[Grombardrim]

Is... Is Murdermachines still alive? If so, that's actually really kinda terrifying.

It's only about as alive as an El'Drazi, but yes, it is alive. Kinda.

Armok preserve us.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Speaking of alive, what the hell was up with that voidspawn ghost? Was it some long-dead merchant who was transformed into a thrall before being killed and who transformed back just now?

[NCommander]

Wow, coming back to DF after a long hitatus, and I'm shocked that this fort is still going, AND I'm still alive O_O;

Where's the current turn list, and can I get stats on my dorf.

[StupidElves]

I would also like stats on my dorf, if that's not too much to ask. I remember that he/she is named Din, and is a metalsmith.

[CaptainMcClellan]

I would also like stats on my dorf, if that's not too much to ask. I remember that he/she is named Din, and is a metalsmith.

Din=Recovering wounded. Has been quite content lately. Gave somebody food and enjoyed it. Concerned about rejection and ridicule. That's it. Also, it's she.

Wow, coming back to DF after a long hitatus, and I'm shocked that this fort is still going, AND I'm still alive O_O;

Where's the current turn list, and can I get stats on my dorf.

Turn list:
Me.
Somebody else
Somebody else
Stupid Elves?
You I guess...

NCommander has been pretty content lately. She had a pretty decent drink lately.

Also, two things. One: When did the Voidgod reincarnate into a child? Two: Some other child went berserk and I don't know where. Left unchecked, this could become very !!FUN!!

Also, interesting bit of trivia, I still have my save from my last turn of MurderMachines. How is it that only 5 in-game years have passed since my last turn? Also, if I can pull it off, can I have two in-game years?

[StupidElves]

I completely forgot that I wanted a turn. Oh well. I should be able to do stuff that isn't too bad.

[TheSaberTooth]

When did the Voidgod reincarnate into a child?

That was me. Mwahahahah

[Grombardrim]

Speaking of Dwarf stats. Is Grom alive?

[Wolfkit]

Speaking of Dwarf stats. Is Grom alive?

Dunno how you died before, but I dorfed you on my turn. While in Murdermachines your dorf has had 2 kills, but has 74 unimportant kills from before Murdermachines. Mostly animal men and giant animals.