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[Dwarf4Explosives]

Could I please be redorfed as well?

[TheSaberTooth]

(Short update today, sorry)
Journal of Saber Idarban Elbelsoloz Zan, Godslayer:
4th of Limestone, 271
We have some of our brethren returning from the void today.

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I suppose its good for them to be brought back. Meh.

7th of Limestone, 271

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Fucking nobles. I swear, they'll lock anyone up for anything.

Holy Armok. I was walking down the hall when I stumbled upon Talonis and her child, Ustuth. We exchanged words for a bit, then she went her way. As she left, her child looked at me. She stared at me with a unsettling grin on her face, her eyes as dark and as cold as The Abyss. I thought with a chill, "Where have I seen those eyes before?".

Then, Terry came up from behind me and said calmly, "That is my daughter. The reincarnation of the one you slew. The late AnimaRytak.". I couldn't suppress a gasp when he said that. Then, he said "Don't act so surprised. You knew he would return one day. Perhaps not as a infant, but nevertheless. I should think he will want to reclaim his position here in this Vortex of Death. So, 'Godslayer', Be ready to slay again." He walked away, leaving me to wonder how he knew all this.

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So Anima is back. If she should want a rematch, I will give her one. Obviously, she will need to grow up first.

[Wolfkit]

Added myself to the dorfinator.
Also, don't worry Saber. Chances are that one or both of you will die before Anima matures.

[Shaggard]

Shaggard's unnaturally humane death shall be semi-avenged by himself. There's gonna be some troll jerky in next month's gruel.

Sadly, excessive height and mighty muscles don't stop drowning.

[Wolfkit]

Shaggard's unnaturally humane death shall be semi-avenged by himself. There's gonna be some troll jerky in next month's gruel.

Sadly, excessive height and mighty muscles don't stop drowning.

A swimming regime would, however. And boost stats at the same time!
All in favor of a small river in the middle of the meeting hall?

[CaptainMcClellan]

Shaggard's unnaturally humane death shall be semi-avenged by himself. There's gonna be some troll jerky in next month's gruel.

Sadly, excessive height and mighty muscles don't stop drowning.

A swimming regime would, however. And boost stats at the same time!
All in favor of a small river in the middle of the meeting hall?

Aye! ( I was trying to set up one during my last turn. Does anyone know if Steve ever got completed or not? If not, I need to take another shot at this fort relatively soon. )

[TheSaberTooth]

Aye! ( I was trying to set up one during my last turn. Does anyone know if Steve ever got completed or not? If not, I need to take another shot at this fort relatively soon. )

Errr I have no idea where this Steve would be, nor do I know where the hell is the meeting hall is.

[Wolfkit]

Errr I have no idea where this Steve would be, nor do I know where the hell is the meeting hall is.

You can check if a dining room is designated as a meeting hall with q, I think that using the list of rooms (R?) works too, not sure. You can also just make a new dining room and designate it as a meeting hall, but the more meeting halls there are the fewer dwarves will be in each, so to increase participation in swimming we'd want as few meeting halls as possible. Installing swim training at as many meeting halls as possible would work too.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Shaggard's unnaturally humane death shall be semi-avenged by himself. There's gonna be some troll jerky in next month's gruel.

Sadly, excessive height and mighty muscles don't stop drowning.

A swimming regime would, however. And boost stats at the same time!
All in favor of a small river in the middle of the meeting hall?

I had an idea for a (reversible) dwarven waterslide, suitable for swimming training, fast transport and steam generation...

[CaptainMcClellan]

Aye! ( I was trying to set up one during my last turn. Does anyone know if Steve ever got completed or not? If not, I need to take another shot at this fort relatively soon. )

Errr I have no idea where this Steve would be, nor do I know where the hell is the meeting hall is.

Steve is Steve. How have you not seen Steve? He takes up roughly an entire Z-level. ( The rest of it is the BATTERY,  which is his pacemaker. I haven't given him a heart yet. I need to do that. )

[Kyronea]

I was reading through this thread for so long that I think I gave up on being able to finish it somewhere around the time CaptainMcClellan showed up and all the text became impossible to read.

But I'm amazed this fort is still going. When I first stumbled across Deathgate and read through it, I figured its successor was already done too and that a third Deathgate was starting somewhere. Instead... I see that Murdermachines still lives, in some fashion or form.

No idea what's going on though. But it was a fun read for the most part! Tons of fun. This lady will likely be staying out of it though.

[CaptainMcClellan]

I was reading through this thread for so long that I think I gave up on being able to finish it somewhere around the time CaptainMcClellan showed up and all the text became impossible to read.

But I'm amazed this fort is still going. When I first stumbled across Deathgate and read through it, I figured its successor was already done too and that a third Deathgate was starting somewhere. Instead... I see that Murdermachines still lives, in some fashion or form.

No idea what's going on though. But it was a fun read for the most part! Tons of fun. This lady will likely be staying out of it though.

Yep. It amazes us on a daily basis that this fort is still living.

And are you sure we can't tempt you with a turn? It really is a fun fortress to run. I never had so much ability to build undisturbed. ( Then again, I had a pact with the resident chaos deity that spared me most of the problems that befall the place. That's what most of the illegible text was about. )

[TheSaberTooth]

I was reading through this thread for so long that I think I gave up on being able to finish it somewhere around the time CaptainMcClellan showed up and all the text became impossible to read.

But I'm amazed this fort is still going. When I first stumbled across Deathgate and read through it, I figured its successor was already done too and that a third Deathgate was starting somewhere. Instead... I see that Murdermachines still lives, in some fashion or form.

No idea what's going on though. But it was a fun read for the most part! Tons of fun. This lady will likely be staying out of it though.

Yep. It amazes us on a daily basis that this fort is still living.

And are you sure we can't tempt you with a turn? It really is a fun fortress to run. I never had so much ability to build undisturbed. ( Then again, I had a pact with the resident chaos deity that spared me most of the problems that befall the place. That's what most of the illegible text was about. )

Murdermachines is a stubborn old goat on steroids indeed.

[Shaggard]

I'm still up for Deathgate 3 embarking near a necromancer tower. I had way too much fun having Urist McFarmer becoming Urist McHelsing as they violently beat captured necromancers to death with their bare dwarven fists.

Having a military so mentally /fucked that they really only need to drink and eat is also a plus, corpses are great at being traumatizing.

[CaptainMcClellan]

I'm still up for Deathgate 3 embarking near a necromancer tower. I had way too much fun having Urist McFarmer becoming Urist McHelsing as they violently beat captured necromancers to death with their bare dwarven fists.

Having a military so mentally /fucked that they really only need to drink and eat is also a plus, corpses are great at being traumatizing.

If you want a fort like that, just come over to mine. It's so insane that it's the home of the first transsexual dwarf. ( That said, I'm willing to punt it off on anyone who wants it. ) Here is the link. It uh... Has so far treated me worse than Murdermachines in every way and with the recent scandal, I'm willing to give it away.

EDIT: At any rate, how long am I looking at before I can take on MurderMachines again?