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[Yuli Vlasi]

That's the outcome of being so arrogant to leave all the defence on Void God.

To be fair, I didn't. I sent everybody up there, Anima just arrived way before the others.

So did the Void God actually die or is he just napping in a warzone?

DEAD?! Nonono, he's just taking a break from being alive.

Btw, I irrigated the farms without killing everyone. Best overseer ever.

[renegadelobster]

So, is Thaddeus the Fail Saint still alive? Or did (s)he get eaten or something?

[kefkakrazy]

Yuli Vlasi... you will go down in history. You must always be remembered, as the one who slew the greatest evil the world has ever known; through your actions, the people of this land might, possibly, look forward to a future. Hope. Happiness.

The fact that the greatest evil in the world was the mortal incarnation of our patron deity and his death probably removes our military from viability as a fighting force notwithstanding.

On the upside, I suspect we can look forward to a massively increased death rate among military dorfs, with plenty of lulzy stories for all. It's been a while since we got a Krosan killed and I'm going to be mildly annoyed if people start catching up to my incarnation count!

[SanDiego]

One question - HOW in the hell did you manage to kill Void God? He survived five voidspawn while stark naked, I didn't think he could die.

[Yuli Vlasi]

Alright, AnimaRytak hasn't posted anything yet and I fear the reason for that is that he's trying to find and personally kill me with his bare hands right now. But unless he has the power of precognition and started his journey before i started my turn, I should be fine until... let's say tomorrow.
Weird, now that I think of it precogniton would explain this:

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« Sent to: Yuli Vlasi on: September 17, 2013, 04:52:18 am »

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It is now your turn in Murdermachines!

You have until September 18th @ 11:59 PM EST to acknoweldge your turn.




It will be your last.

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On the upside, I suspect we can look forward to a massively increased death rate among military dorfs, with plenty of lulzy stories for all.

This is the third time I wiped out our entire military. lulzy enough? 

One question - HOW in the hell did you manage to kill Void God? He survived five voidspawn while stark naked, I didn't think he could die.

I have no idea. He kind of doomed himself by running into an armed voidspawn squad for no apparent reason. He was fully clothed though and he had his artifact steel axe with him. He even managed to kill half of his enemies (about five) before... you know. Maybe he got weakened by the bath he took with the cyclops?

Oh, wait, I don't think I told you about that in detail. Funny story. While fighting the cyclops Anima dodged into a small lake on the surface. The cyclops followed him, they took a bath, had a nice time and then the cyclops died. Honestly, I thought the Void God was going to drown there. Here have some screenshots! The one in the spoiler tag depicts the voidwraiths great leader in his... not-alive-being glory. Nothing for sensible people.

The Void Gods favorite (probably only) bathing place:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The blue guy is Anima. The others are the voidspawn he slayed. His axe is still lying there with a total of 98 notable kills (mostly voidspawn, goblins and trolls, but there are some elves  and a donkey too).

Rest in one piece, 'AnimaRytak' Roadcalls the Foggy Book of Maws the dwarf Void God, d. 264, one hundred five kills

The farms:

Totally worth it.

[Yuli Vlasi]

For the next overseer:
1. I finished the pump stack which is supposedto fill the assrenas... whatever with lava. I tried to pump it manually which would have failed even if it had worked. Two dwarves melted, the other two are fine. There's something wrong with the two lower screw pumps. Don't operate them unless you want to kill somebody.
2. I made some digging designations which won't be finished during my turn. Some of them are useful, so you shouldn't delete them. For example, one gives the dwarves the possibility of reaching the magmapumpstack without having to go through the room which is supposed to be filled with lava.
3. I am contructing a pyramid made of pure gold in the same caves the new farms are in. It won't be finished though. Just so you know where you can find some gold in case you run out of it (not likely, we still have tons of that stuff).

[peregarrett]

So, now we must choose who will succeed the Void God's steel axe?

[Yuli Vlasi]

So, now we must choose who will succeed the Void God's steel axe?

I think it should only be wielded by somebody who is atleast as powerful or terrifying as the vg, but if you survive going to the surface it's yours I guess. Which brings us to the next 'problem'. We can't bury him without opening the gates and unless we engrave him a slab we'll have the honour of dealing with his ghost.

[The Mad Fool]

So, now we must choose who will succeed the Void God's steel axe?

I think it should only be wielded by somebody who is atleast as powerful or terrifying as the vg, but if you survive going to the surface it's yours I guess. Which brings us to the next 'problem'. We can't bury him without opening the gates and unless we engrave him a slab we'll have the honour of dealing with his ghost.

In striking him down, the void spawn have made him more powerful than they could possibly imagine!

[Yuli Vlasi]

Speaking of ghosts, peregarrett, yours is haunting my pyramids constructions site.
...
Literally seconds later after I notice the ghost, I get the following message:

This place is so messed up, it even messed up the afterlife.

[SanDiego]

Some people have multiple instants of their ghosts roaming this place as they keep dying and reincarnating faster than it's possible to bury them.

[kefkakrazy]

that's RIGHT. The reason why I lost the fort to freaking kobolds was because AMBASSADOR got in and ate everything first...!

<3 you

[tryrar]

Was I among those who suffocated, or am I still alive?

[gunpowdertea]

[ ... ] There's something wrong with the two lower screw pumps. Don't operate them unless you want to kill somebody. [ ... ]

That's a ... well... not really helpful hint, as this does not really appeal to any higher instincts of survival that we do not possess anyways... or so. Need more tea, cannot think at the moment nor write coherent English.
(as we do want to kill everybody ...)

[SanDiego]

Leaky magma pumps that have to be operated manually are really just par of the course for us.