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[ArchAIngel]

Get some steel production going. Also, get a better weapon for the void god. More killy is always better killy.

[Lolfail0009]

Get some steel production going. Also, get a better weapon for the void god. More killy is always better killy.

The VG needs an adamantine hammer.
Which he will mine slade with.

[ArchAIngel]

Get some steel production going. Also, get a better weapon for the void god. More killy is always better killy.

The VG needs an adamantine hammer.
Which he will mine slade with.

He uses a axe. Hammers would be a bad idea.

[SanDiego]

The VG needs an adamantine hammer.
Which he will mine slade with.

If something, I will give him an adamantine teeth. Remember - he bit off several body parts of a voidspawn soldiers, including teeth. Now, picture that in your mind.

[ArchAIngel]

The VG needs an adamantine hammer.
Which he will mine slade with.

If something, I will give him an adamantine teeth. Remember - he bit off several body parts of a voidspawn soldiers, including teeth. Now, picture that in your mind.

Worst. Make-out. Ever.

[scaliper]

So I'm led to believe my dorf died to mysterious circumstances. What's the word on that?

[kefkakrazy]

So I'm led to believe my dorf died to mysterious circumstances. What's the word on that?

I have bad news, Scaliper.

It was suicide.

[Bookkeeper's note: Any and all deaths occurring at Murdermachines are classified officially as "suicide;" anyone stupid enough to go there knows what they're getting into.]

[Urist Mc!!Science!!]

Please redorf me when you get the chance! Can't believe I died so soon 

[SanDiego]

Hello,
sorry about the speed (or lack thereof) of the updates. The temperatures where I live started to climb all the way to 38°C (that's cca 100 °F for those unfortunate who use this scale) which is a point, where my termoregulation just gives up, so I play just in the evening when it gets cooler. I will post the entire summer when I have it.

[Lolfail0009]

Pun intended?

[peregarrett]

Hello,
sorry about the speed (or lack thereof) of the updates. The temperatures where I live started to climb all the way to 38°C (that's cca 100 °F for those unfortunate who use this scale) which is a point, where my termoregulation just gives up, so I play just in the evening when it gets cooler. I will post the entire summer when I have it.

Pun intended?

*a joke about Scorching biomes that melt your fat off*

Summertime and the livin' is easy
Fish are jumpin' and the cotton is high

[SanDiego]

So I'm led to believe my dorf died to mysterious circumstances. What's the word on that?

The only mysterious thing about you is that you are STILL ALIVE. Of course, you have compound fracture in one of your nails (infected) which keeps you in hospital, but you live nonetheless.

EDIT: Need confirmation - I have dwarf without nickname and proffesion of axe-crazy. Is this Baelor (NRDL)? If so, how-manyeth Baelor?

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Anything happen to my dwarf yet?

[SanDiego]

Unless I missed something, you still live.

[DrTaco]

I've added myself to the list of those who wish to be Dorf'd. This was too good of an opportunity to pass up.