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[StLeibowitz]

Also, I like that the danger rooms periodically kills someone!  How else can it weed out the weak and unworthy?

I was under the impression that the whole point of the danger room was to take the weak and unworthy and make them less weak and unworthy, so the voidspawn would then weed out the inferior. You don't get a hell of a lot of use out of minions when the standard training regimen outputs quadriplegics.

[Krevsin]

Also, I like that the danger rooms periodically kills someone!  How else can it weed out the weak and unworthy?

Murdermachines or: How I Stopped Worrying and Learned To Love the Danger Room.

[SanDiego]

You don't get a hell of a lot of use out of minions when the standard training regimen outputs quadriplegics.

Unless you load the quadruplegics into catapults and fire them on the enemy.

[Krevsin]

You don't get a hell of a lot of use out of minions when the standard training regimen outputs quadriplegics.

Unless you load the quadruplegics into catapults and fire them on the enemy.

Someone, make this a thing. use Minecarts.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

No no no. The purpose of danger rooms is actually to weed out the unlucky!

[StLeibowitz]

You don't get a hell of a lot of use out of minions when the standard training regimen outputs quadriplegics.

Unless you load the quadruplegics into catapults and fire them on the enemy.

And now I have the urge to draw something but have no paper available. Thanks for that 

[GentlemanRaptor]

Excerpt from To The Void And Back: The Saga of Deathgate and Murdermachines

On the 28th of Galena, year 259, a kobold thief was spotted in Murdermachines.

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It is believed that the thief only got through because the Void God was off getting a beer.

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The kobold swiftly left the fortress after it was discovered, to what it believed was safety and freedom. It thought wrong. The militia was scrambling, although not nearly quickly enough, but fortress overseer Raptor had one card left up his sleeve. squidmann was out cutting wood near the escape route of the kobold. He was swiftly conscripted and ordered to attack.

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He proceeded to drop his axe and charge the kobold, eventually punching the kobold in the head so hard that he tore apart its brain.

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OOC: Squidmann is a badass versus kobolds in hand-to-hand combat. I thought he would use his axe, but I guess he wanted to end his life personally.

[squiddwarf16]

Awesome! I'm helping! Hey kobold! Let me AXE you a question! (Would have been better if I had actually used my axe... I've been punny today...)

[peregarrett]

Badass.
Squidmann:
- A KOBOLD?! Now you pay for what your kind made to this place!!! *throws away his axe and beats the shit out of 'bold* I! DONT! NEED! AXE! TO! SMASH! YOU!!! *final blow into it's head, head explodes*

[Chimpanzee]

Magnificant. We've died to them, Squidmann kills them. Don't let him die to some troglodytes.

[Krevsin]

Finally, the sweet taste of revenge.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

So who dies next?

[renegadelobster]

The military is usually a good bet, but now... maaaybe not?

[SanDiego]

Yes. Military is usually a good bet, thus I say it will be a potash maker.

(Do we have one?)

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

oh, can I see my dwarf's stuff like profile please?