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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 827505 times)

Yuli Vlasi

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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1035 on: May 24, 2013, 07:10:48 am »
Well done Anima, well done.
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Maybe we could export Yuli: "Succession fortress too stable? Too boring? Just get our Yuli VlasiTM!"

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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1036 on: May 24, 2013, 12:33:00 pm »
Quote from: SanDiego on May 24, 2013, 06:10:18 am
Wait - a limbless, bleeding goblin? Can we keep him?
With at least 4 major arteries severed, I would imagine he bled out very quickly.
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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1037 on: May 24, 2013, 01:33:50 pm »
Ambassador got killed by a freakin' LASHER? Wow, that's kind of a letdown. I was kind of expecting Ambassador to be the Voidgod's biggest threat on the field; from what I've seen, Ambassador's poison gas is some nasty stuff.

Glad to see that Anima found a way to actually reclaim the fort, even if we did have to call in the living avatar of everything that is nothing to do it. He's wielding a battleaxe instead of the Red Monster, though, so you lose points.

This will probably make the future turns of the fort more fun, albeit less !!FUN!!, than the originally-predicted "hide underground and hope that the reclaim party brought wimminz" future of the fort.
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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1038 on: May 24, 2013, 02:32:32 pm »
To be fair, lashers are one of the more scary things goblins can have due to how damage is calculated. If he was using a scourge, that's effectively a DF lightsabre, and a whip, well, that'll break any bone it touches.
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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1039 on: May 24, 2013, 02:52:29 pm »
Quote from: scaliper on May 24, 2013, 02:32:32 pm
To be fair, lashers are one of the more scary things goblins can have due to how damage is calculated. If he was using a scourge, that's effectively a DF lightsabre, and a whip, well, that'll break any bone it touches.

I believe he had a scourge.  It was a lash to the head, instant chunky salsa.

Didn't do much against an axe to the brain though.
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It's probably worth mentioning that AnimaRytak is the only ecstatic dwarf in the entire fort.
Quick, check him for rum! The bastard's probably spirited some off to his lair office, to act as pleasant refreshment as his evil scheme unfolds!

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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1040 on: May 24, 2013, 08:41:30 pm »
A new final boss has emerged.

A Voidspawn Overlord Master Lasher has arrived!
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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1041 on: May 24, 2013, 08:43:02 pm »
Quote from: kefkakrazy on May 24, 2013, 08:41:30 pm
A new final boss has emerged.

A Voidspawn Overlord Master Lasher has arrived!
We'd need Flandre Scarlet to stop that thing.
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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1042 on: May 24, 2013, 08:53:45 pm »
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on May 24, 2013, 08:43:02 pm
Quote from: kefkakrazy on May 24, 2013, 08:41:30 pm
A new final boss has emerged.

A Voidspawn Overlord Master Lasher has arrived!
We'd need Flandre Scarlet to stop that thing.

If Voidspawn were working correctly, they'd be some of the most god damn frightening monsters in the game.

But since the fight in the nude, it's not so.
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[RUMGOD][MURDERMACHINES_OVERLORD]
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Quote from: Yuli Vlasi
It's probably worth mentioning that AnimaRytak is the only ecstatic dwarf in the entire fort.
Quick, check him for rum! The bastard's probably spirited some off to his lair office, to act as pleasant refreshment as his evil scheme unfolds!

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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1043 on: May 24, 2013, 09:20:37 pm »
Quote from: AnimaRytak on May 24, 2013, 08:53:45 pm
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on May 24, 2013, 08:43:02 pm
Quote from: kefkakrazy on May 24, 2013, 08:41:30 pm
A new final boss has emerged.

A Voidspawn Overlord Master Lasher has arrived!
We'd need Flandre Scarlet to stop that thing.

If Voidspawn were working correctly, they'd be some of the most god damn frightening monsters in the game.

But since the fight in the nude, it's not so.
If anything, that makes them more terrifying.
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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1044 on: May 24, 2013, 11:31:44 pm »
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on May 24, 2013, 09:20:37 pm
Quote from: AnimaRytak on May 24, 2013, 08:53:45 pm
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on May 24, 2013, 08:43:02 pm
Quote from: kefkakrazy on May 24, 2013, 08:41:30 pm
A new final boss has emerged.

A Voidspawn Overlord Master Lasher has arrived!
We'd need Flandre Scarlet to stop that thing.

If Voidspawn were working correctly, they'd be some of the most god damn frightening monsters in the game.

But since the fight in the nude, it's not so.
If anything, that makes them more terrifying.

But for all the wrong reasons.
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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1045 on: May 25, 2013, 11:59:44 am »
No update today.  Celebrating my birthday.

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It's probably worth mentioning that AnimaRytak is the only ecstatic dwarf in the entire fort.
Quick, check him for rum! The bastard's probably spirited some off to his lair office, to act as pleasant refreshment as his evil scheme unfolds!

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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1046 on: May 25, 2013, 01:47:44 pm »
Quote from: AnimaRytak on May 25, 2013, 11:59:44 am
No update today.  Celebrating my birthday.

AnimaRytak cancels Play Dwarf Fortress; Too Drunk.

Happy birthday my lord.

I can only hope you up the rum production after your party, we will be sorely lacking.
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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1047 on: May 25, 2013, 06:38:24 pm »
May he live long and prosper wreathe in agony and die horribly!
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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1048 on: May 25, 2013, 07:28:03 pm »
Happy birthday to you,
You're a god through and through,
You kicked everything's arse,
To pave the way for us n00bs.
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Re: Murdermachines - Wrath of the Voidgod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1049 on: May 25, 2013, 09:43:08 pm »
So I come back from a DF hitatus and -

HOLY HELL.

Seriously, did you guys look at DG1, say it boring, and then redefine insanity?

(oh, and to whoever posted "You've breached hell" screenshots earlier in this thread; damn you, I fell for it too :-P)
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