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[SomeStupidGuy]

Sam also steps back.

[Slayerhero90]

"I'll break your fucking jaw off if you don't stop."

[Twi]

"I'm just going to...leave you to that. And regale someone else with the tale about the lava spider. Maybe Sam. Come here.."

Orichalcum hopefully leads Sam back to the rooms.

[SomeStupidGuy]

"Uh, sure. Better than watching beatings, I guess."
Sam follows Orichalcum.

[Jbg97]

"Bitch, my jaw has been broken more times than i can count, my organs have bled more times than a hospital of TB victims, my BALLS HAVE BEEN HOOKED UP TO A GODDAMN CAR BATTERY."

[Slayerhero90]

The guard smacks him in the head while amplifying the sound it makes.

[Twi]

Ori leads Sam to a quietish place.

"Heh. I don't know if I'm good at finding things that breaking the laws of physics or if they come to me.

Anyways, I was in this fairly medieval place... and...Well, it was ravaged by all sorts of monsters, actually. "

[Jbg97]

*slip out the knife, the next time she swings stab her in the swinging arm*

[SomeStupidGuy]

"Hm." Sam listens.

[Twi]

"But... What really took the cake was the square-cube-law-defying arachnid with lava dripping off its back. That was especially tough to deal with. "

[Slayerhero90]

One of her arms goes to yank the knife out of Bob's hand while the clubhand goes in an easily predictable path. Now she has a knife and a club.

[Jbg97]

While she is distracted, before pulling out the knife, tackle her and pull the knife out, keep stabbing.

[SomeStupidGuy]

"Heh, and how did you deal with it?"

[Twi]

"Ballistae with iron bolts. And lots of teamwork. And running away. "

((I do believe that is the plural of ballista. ))

[Jbg97]

((ok, i know that Ori and Sam are supposed to be out of earshot but i can't help but imagine them staning like 10 feet away around a corner having a conversation over the sounds of grotesque stabbings and beatings.))