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[Bulwersator]

And I would welcome any help in creating it.

EDIT: I found two very interesting sites: http://www.anim5.com/wow/generator/dwarf/index.php and http://ergofabulous.org/luther/insult-list.php

[Shook]

"YOUR SOCKS ARE OF INADEQUATE CRAFTMANSHIP"

"you're just a vile woodcutter"

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THAT HYPOCRISY STUCK IN YOUR FACE"

"your beards turn our fine wooden wares into rude baubles"

"I WILL ENCASE YOU IN OBSIDIAN AND ENCRUST YOUR PETRIFIED REMAINS INTO A WOODEN BIN FULL OF WOODEN PICCOLOS"

"you make the rudest of all baubles"

There's a bit of elf-dorf banter. :U

[vadia]

Blunt toothed, bloodless, nectar sucker.  (usually followed by the insult AAAAAHGH MY NECK!)

Dirt Grubber (followed By AAAAGRH MY SHIN!)

Any height thing vs. dwarves.

If it's intersecting with the "real world" Legolas imitator.

[Tharwen]

WHEN POSSIBLE, I PREFER TO CONSUME YOUR FACE.

[Volfgarix]

Against elves:
"You Dendrophile!"
"Treef...er!"
"Zoophile!"

[WaffleEggnog]

WHEN POSSIBLE, I PREFER TO CONSUME YOUR FACE.

Wow.

That's a sig.
Also, my old signature is just a huge bash at Elves;

Mabye, after years of trees being cut down, the elves simply broke down, as there were no more trees left to rape, so they were hell-bent on destroying all dwarvern kind by any means necessary, in order for their lust for having sex with trees to be fed.

[Baccar Wozat]

"Elves should have left the building!"
"He's just some legless Elf. Pay him no heed."
"The spires of your ears are showing."

"Your nose is leaking hair."
"The eczema speaks, and thinks it has wit!"
"Did you wear your plump helmet leftovers on your face again?"

"Every little bit helps."
"Does your tuxedo turn into a bat as well?"
"Vampires are a cowardly, superstitious lot."

[oven_baked]

This one is offensive I've had to put in spoilers:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"You're an Elf"

[Nonsequitorian]

Man, that's not cool. I mean really?

There are children. In this COUNTRY.

And then you have to use such an insult...
As a human, I can insult Elves AND Dwarves! IN ONE!

"I'll give 'em one thing. They have good diets. Elves have significantly more fiber and dwarves DO have a leg up in with minerals. Myself? I prefer my food to be edible."

[Scootagoose]

"Bah! Your sword is no better then firewood!"
"Oh? You want to see Rude babble? *snaps a twig*"
"I know I may look tasty right now, but be warned, as I my stomach does not agree with what I have eaten!"

"It seems as if I saw a beard walk in here, but oh then it just turned out to be Urist"
"You're more befitting as a footrest then a warrior!"
"You smell of booze and death....oh wait, you're a dwarf, that's how you all small"

"Hah! If you drank me, blood, you'd get alcohol poisoning!"
"You guys spend so much time murdering people that you forget one thing....Booze!"
"I don't get why women find you so attractive, you just look like an overhyped punching bag to me!"

[Loud Whispers]

As a human, I can insult Elves AND Dwarves! IN ONE!

"I'll give 'em one thing. They have good diets. Elves have significantly more fiber and dwarves DO have a leg up in with minerals. Myself? I prefer my food to be edible."

"I prefer my food sapient and stupid. You look tasty right now."
-Elves.

"You don't roast your roasts?"
-Dwarves.

[vadia]

You're so stupid you suck infected blood!
(to vamp)

I don't talk with vegetables [or minerals]
(to elf [or dwarf])

[Xantalos]

Hey pointy-ears, how's the treewife?
(to dwarves)

[Halceon]

To elf - drive your blade in the nearest thing made of wood.

To dwarf - spill booze.

[Buttery_Mess]

Elves are poncy gits!

Dwarves are stunty drunkards!

Vampires suck!