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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VI: Universe Shattered  (Read 17933 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #135 on: January 12, 2013, 01:51:57 pm »

Check my daily plan. How many people get killed by horrible bagpipe music? A lot, presumably.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #136 on: January 12, 2013, 01:58:06 pm »

Respawn on Earth.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #137 on: January 12, 2013, 04:08:25 pm »

respawn. Collect souls.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #138 on: January 12, 2013, 04:39:52 pm »

Begin sweeping up fallout, refine complex results. Look up Designs for an anti-matter creation device. If dead respawn.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #139 on: January 13, 2013, 02:48:55 am »

I a goat? Sweet.
Eat everything.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #140 on: January 15, 2013, 09:15:37 pm »

Drown my direct superior in sewage
[1] You drown in sewage. Paradox is working overtime.

Become every kitten ever. ALL THE MULTIVERSE SHALL BE KITTENS.
[6] You become an infinite number of kittens scattered over an infinite plane. This could either mean an infinite density of kittens or effectively zero, or maybe a perfectly finite density of kittens. [1] It's the "effectively zero" one.

Respawn.
Unmake Steve.

[4v2+1] Steve is gone. The Death of Being Wrestled to Death by Steve [4v2] wrestles you to death. Respawn?

Overtake Mercer from the inside.
[6] You do and promptly melt into a pile of Blacklight goo. Making you a black pool. Ha ha. Watch out for mineshafts.

Check my daily plan. How many people get killed by horrible bagpipe music? A lot, presumably.
Ah...nope. Crap. Oh, and you lose a hand.

Respawn on Earth.
[2] You respawn on the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death.

respawn. Collect souls.
[4] Somehow, swapping souls for hundred dollar bills is somewhat popular. You have [6,5] 11 souls.

Begin sweeping up fallout, refine complex results. Look up Designs for an anti-matter creation device. If dead respawn.
Respawning, [2] you determine that you are on the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death again.

I a goat? Sweet.
Eat everything.
[3] You eat some guy's hand and a kitten.

GM TURN:
NOW?
[1] The giant frog starts running as a Paradox Beast erupts from the crater. Head Death stares at it and flips the little number to 0.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #141 on: January 15, 2013, 09:16:30 pm »

Respawn atop the back of the Paradox Beast. Direct it to trample Head Death
« Last Edit: January 15, 2013, 11:05:40 pm by Furtuka »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #142 on: January 15, 2013, 10:14:23 pm »

Respawn as god.
Resurrect eldritch abominations.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #143 on: January 15, 2013, 11:05:16 pm »

Respawn atop the back of the Paradox Beast. Direct it to trample Head Death Shadow Dragon
Aid action.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #144 on: January 15, 2013, 11:40:22 pm »

Respawn safe distance away from fallout. Begin collecting and refining.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #145 on: January 16, 2013, 02:13:36 am »

Begin to devour the cosmos.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #146 on: January 16, 2013, 11:54:15 am »

Find way to Earth.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #147 on: January 16, 2013, 01:35:17 pm »

"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains" "Pull youself together man!"
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #148 on: January 16, 2013, 03:18:46 pm »

MULTIPLY. LOGIC AND PHYSICS BE DAMNED, I'M GOING TO FLOOD THIS PLACE WITH KITTENS.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [0] Turns!
« Reply #149 on: January 16, 2013, 04:28:26 pm »

Kill any and all eldritch abominations with horrible bagpipe music.
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