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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VI: Universe Shattered  (Read 17926 times)

misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [1] Turns!
« Reply #120 on: January 11, 2013, 11:25:50 pm »

If dead, respawn.
Then get back to my metals, begin refining and smelting them, with a eye towards rare-earth metals. Also start looking for any form of uranium deposit.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [1] Turns!
« Reply #121 on: January 11, 2013, 11:30:30 pm »

Become the Death of Deaths
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [1] Turns!
« Reply #122 on: January 12, 2013, 01:00:10 am »

DIDNEY WORHL
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [1] Turns!
« Reply #123 on: January 12, 2013, 01:04:17 am »

Awaken/spawn.

Try to gather as many weapons, of every kind, as possible.

Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [1] Turns!
« Reply #124 on: January 12, 2013, 03:52:35 am »

Become promoted to Death of Being Killed By Horrible Bagpipe Music.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [1] Turns!
« Reply #125 on: January 12, 2013, 05:59:25 am »

Respawn on earth.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [1] Turns!
« Reply #126 on: January 12, 2013, 08:16:32 am »

respawn (if dead). Go collect souls.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [1] Turns!
« Reply #127 on: January 12, 2013, 10:46:36 am »

Respawn.
Lick Paradox.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [1] Turns!
« Reply #128 on: January 12, 2013, 10:59:12 am »

Respawn.
Lick Paradox.

It will probably be:
(1) Death of Licking a Giant Frog shows up. Respawn?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [1] Turns!
« Reply #129 on: January 12, 2013, 11:02:11 am »

respawn as Mercer.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #130 on: January 12, 2013, 12:34:31 pm »

Respawn as every kitten ever.
[2] Nope. You're a single kitten. With three legs.

If dead, respawn.
Then get back to my metals, begin refining and smelting them, with a eye towards rare-earth metals. Also start looking for any form of uranium deposit.
[6] You mine a lot, including a large source of uranium. Pre-refined to bomb grade. Nicely put into a metal container for you. Which explodes. Respawn?

Become the Death of Deaths
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. [3] YOU CAN BE DEATH OF DROWNING IN SEWAGE, THE OLD GUY IN THAT POSITION JUST QUIT TO BECOME A KITTEN.

DIDNEY WORHL
Huh?
Um...[4] Wall Didney appears and starts looking for stuff.

Awaken/spawn.

Try to gather as many weapons, of every kind, as possible.

[1] You grab a nuke! DAMMIT, WHERE DO THESE PEOPLE KEEP GETTING EXPLOSIVES? RIBBIT. Respawn?

Become promoted to Death of Being Killed By Horrible Bagpipe Music.
[5] You are.

Respawn on earth.
[1] You respawn in space. Respawn?

respawn (if dead). Go collect souls.
[1] You need to collect your own soul. Respawn?

Respawn.
Lick Paradox.

[6] Death of Choking On a Giant Frog is happy. Respawn?

respawn as Mercer.
[1] You respawn as a random guy in New York who gets eaten by Mercer. Respawn?

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[2] RIBBIT.
DAMMIT!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #131 on: January 12, 2013, 12:40:08 pm »

Drown my direct superior in sewage
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #132 on: January 12, 2013, 12:42:53 pm »

Become every kitten ever. ALL THE MULTIVERSE SHALL BE KITTENS.
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ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #133 on: January 12, 2013, 12:43:09 pm »

Respawn.
Unmake Steve.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No Eldritch Abominations for [2] Turns!
« Reply #134 on: January 12, 2013, 12:48:03 pm »

Overtake Mercer from the inside.
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